Rosie Waterland > Quotes

“Would it be nice to look like Gemma Ward? Sure. But I have an incredible brain and the ability to write, and I make people laugh pretty much every day. I wouldn’t give that up for anything. Those are the things I’ve learned to value.”
― Rosie Waterland, The Anti-Cool Girl

“I turned to the only person one should turn to when attempting to understand the innermost depths of one’s psyche: Oprah. Oprah is the god I pray to, because I’m not religious and I like to make fun of myself as an insufferable, clueless white lady who is convinced that Oprah has all the answers.”
― Rosie Waterland, Every Lie I've Ever Told

“That was the exact moment I realised I was the Doug Pitt to my sister’s Brad.”
― Rosie Waterland, The Anti-Cool Girl

“alumna”
― Rosie Waterland, The Anti-Cool Girl