Zathyn Priest > Quotes

“What do you put in that coffee? Two teaspoons of bitch powder?”
― Zathyn Priest, The Slayer's Apprentice

“Oh, Cameron," Eldon replied in a whisper, moving closer and brushing his lips over Cameron's mouth. "You are literally the very reason my heart beats. Nothing I have lost can compare with the love in you I have found.”
― Zathyn Priest, Liquid Glass

“Thank you, baby, for being my rock, my safe place to land, my inspiration, and my heart. No matter what, snaring you as a husband will always remain my greatest achievement. I love you.”
― Zathyn Priest, The Curtis Reincarnation

“Had your eyes tested?”
“Yeah. My vision’s fine. They’ve done brain scans, too.”
“Did they find anything?”
“Nothing.”
“Why doesn’t that surprise me?”
― Zathyn Priest, One of Those Days

“Do you prefer to be called Richard or Dick?”
“Ric.”
“Dick? I'll make a note of that on your file.” I spoke aloud as I wrote. “Patient prefers to be called Dick.”
― Zathyn Priest , One of Those Days

“Cylindrical peg into the round hole. It's not that hard. Actually, yes it was that hard, which is why I didn't want it deflating before he figured out what to do with it.”
― Zathyn Priest, One of Those Days

“What you’re saying is this spider, with a brain the size of strawberry seed, hid in your car with its face covered to avoid being gassed by insect spray.” He stood in front of me, laughing, peering down into my eyes. “And then, when the fumes dispersed, he set about plotting revenge. Once he’d come up with his plan, he exited your car and, even though he didn’t see which direction you went in, he found the front door because he knew you were inside this house.” Biting down on his bottom lip, Ric smirked. “Don’t you think, if he was as smart as all that, he’d have worn a mask before he ran out from under visor so you couldn’t recognise him on your doormat?”
― Zathyn Priest, One of Those Days

“Why are all gay men understanding and compassionate?”
“Pfft.” I arced an eyebrow at her. “They're not, trust me. Its a myth.”
“A straight man wouldn't understand cramps, mood swings, backaches, not to mention the price of tampons...”
― Zathyn Priest, One of Those Days

“You’ve been working hard, a sandwich isn’t enough. I’ll make you dinner.” From the
freezer she took out a TV meal and threw it in the microwave.”
― Zathyn Priest, The Curtis Reincarnation

“Is he about to kiss me? Did he eat garlic too or was I the only one? 'Cause if Ric didn't eat garlic then my breath's gonna stink and he'll think... Oh for fuck sake, shut up internal dialogue!”
― Zathyn Priest, One of Those Days

“I love you. You're my voice of reason.”
― Zathyn Priest, The Curtis Reincarnation

“Get off my bed before you make it smell like girl germs.”
― Zathyn Priest, The Curtis Reincarnation

“Alec encapsulated the word genius in every conceivable sense. Frank knew it. He'd always known it. He'd never learned that true genius couldn't be caged because true genius could never be contained.”
― Zathyn Priest, The Curtis Reincarnation

“Sure enough the goldfish was swimming upside down, its boggle eyes wide and staring, its fins flapping madly at its sides. Brandon felt like the fish looked. He was anxious over how Lewis
knew he was a vet and the address of the practice he worked at.

"I don't think it has vertigo, Lewis." A professional approach was all he could think of. "Has it ever done this before?"

"He. He's not an 'it' and his name is Fluffles. I'd appreciate it if you referred to Fluffles by his name rather than a generic term demeaning him into nothing more than an object devoid of gender." Lewis cocked his head, staring unblinking. "Fluffles is a beloved pet. I demand you show him respect!"

"Ooookaaaay." Brandon pressed his lips together and released them with a loud pop. "Has Fluffles ever done this before?"

"Don't know." Lewis peered into the bag. "I've only had him forty-five minutes.”
― Zathyn Priest, Left of Centre

“Despite his awkwardness Alec couldn’t deny it felt good to be in receipt of spoiling. “I’m buying our house, no arguments. Something understated, like a castle with a moat and a speedboat so you can get to the front door quickly!”
― Zathyn Priest, The Curtis Reincarnation

“She scrambled into a sitting position, but her legs remained where they were. “Really? You mean like back stage and stuff?”

“Uh-huh. Close your knees I’m seeing too much.”

She brought her knees together quickly. “Why are you looking?”

“Hard to miss when you’re sitting there like you’re giving birth!”
― Zathyn Priest, The Curtis Reincarnation

“In love with me? He has a strange way of showing it, he fucking electrocuted me!”
― Zathyn Priest, Liquid Glass

“In the crook of Ashley’s arm was Prince HopperFluffyMarshmallowCottonTailSocks.”
― Zathyn Priest

“My vendetta is a personal one, it has nothing to do with how they taste. Eating them makes me feel good, Ashley. Eating them means I have helped rid the world of more mushrooms. Mushrooms that cannot be trusted. Mushrooms that I don’t like.”
― Zathyn Priest, Inside His Reflection

“Trying to figure out the best way to do this.”

Cylindrical peg into the round hole, it’s not that hard. Actually, yes, it was that hard, which is why I didn’t want it deflating before he figured out what to do with it.”
― Zathyn Priest, One of Those Days