Sarah Turner

“words; my boy uses the iPhone while I thumb the pages of the dictionary. ‘What’s the definition of “women”?’ asks my Yorkshire lad, who has two front teeth missing. Siri: ‘The definition of “rimming” is the licking or kissing of …’ You get the picture. Luckily, the only word he giggled at was ‘anus’. I apologize profusely to any Year 4 parents of pupils at Brough Primary whose kids have come home with a comprehensive knowledge of said practice.”
― The Unmumsy Mum, The Unmumsy Mums: A Collection of Your Hysterical Stories from the Frontline of Parenting

“formed theories about the residents of Pontypandy. (Could Norman Price be Fireman Sam’s secret love child? There’s no sign of Mr Price, Sam is always far too forgiving about the fact that Norman’s a total arsehole and they are both ginger. Definite grounds for a DNA test.) Don”
― The Unmumsy Mum, The Unmumsy Mum