Isobel Archer

“found the kitchen to be a little too loud. It was probably due to the fact that Mr. and Mrs. Fat were always occupying it, cooking up God knows what under the grill. Sometimes the smell was unbearable, but other times the smell was a little tempting. But I think I’d prefer sticking with flies and perhaps the odd cricket. I have never left the house in my entire existence. My father used to insist that it was for the best. He told me that there were other Spiders outside that would happily tear me to pieces. Foreigners. I suppose he was right as always. It has to be more sensible to stick to your”
― Isobel Archer, The Spider Diaries: Part 1