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Jonathan Acuff
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“As a child, when his mother would pray that he would have a hedge of protection or a hedge of angels around him, he would think, “Anyone can jump a hedge. How hard is that? Forget the hedge of angels; I’m praying for a dome of angels.”
― Stuff Christians Like: Sometimes the Stuff That Comes with Faith Is Funny
― Stuff Christians Like: Sometimes the Stuff That Comes with Faith Is Funny
“What if this year we set our sights on something reasonable, like, “Let’s send less hate mail than devil worshippers”?”
― Stuff Christians Like: Sometimes the Stuff That Comes with Faith Is Funny
― Stuff Christians Like: Sometimes the Stuff That Comes with Faith Is Funny
“Years from now when my kids are older, they’ll probably think of Jesus whenever they even smell a Goldfish cracker. I’m sure this is a kid thing, not just a Christian thing, but on about fifty-one Sundays of the year, that’s what they have for snack. And at our church, if your kid cries a ton, before they flash their number on the video screen in the sanctuary asking you to come get them, they put them in a wagon, pull them around, and stuff them full of Goldfish. It’s like this little red wagoned parade of wailing in the halls. Eyes streaming tears, mouth full of fish, tiny hands clutching the side of the “Bye Bye Buggy,” counting the minutes until a parent can come rescue them. Good times.”
― Stuff Christians Like: Sometimes the Stuff That Comes with Faith Is Funny
― Stuff Christians Like: Sometimes the Stuff That Comes with Faith Is Funny
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