Vanessa Curtis
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February 2012
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The Earth Is Singing
6 editions
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2015
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Zelah Green (Zelah Green #1)
13 editions
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2009
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The Stolen Ones
2 editions
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published
2019
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The Baking Life of Amelie Day
10 editions
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2014
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The Haunting of Tabitha Grey
5 editions
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published
2012
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One More Little Problem (Zelah Green, #2)
5 editions
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published
2010
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The Taming of Lilah May (Lilah May, #1)
8 editions
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2011
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Virginia Woolf's Women
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8 editions
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2002
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Lilah May's Manic Days (Lilah May, #2)
5 editions
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2012
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[(The Earth is Singing)] [By (author) Vanessa Curtis] published on (January, 2015)
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Vanessa’s Recent Updates
Vanessa Curtis
is now friends with
Nicola Kelsall
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“I’m so stressed that a weird Olympic-style commentary starts up in my head.
And here we have Zelah Green, the fourteen-year-old champion of rituals, attempting the
afternoon toilet-touching event for the first time …
I take my first faltering step towards the rim.
And she’s approaching the target, booms the voice. Steady approach, good footwork …
My right hand, naked and trembling, is now hovering over the inside of the toilet.
Will she set a new world record? screams the voice. Will Zelah Green take the gold medal for
bravery and/or total stupidity?
‘I’m going in!’ I say.
I skim the curved cool surface of the bowl with the fingertips of my right hand and jump back as if
I’ve been electrified.
And she’s done it! shrieks the commentator. Zelah Green wins the gold medal for toilet touching!”
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And here we have Zelah Green, the fourteen-year-old champion of rituals, attempting the
afternoon toilet-touching event for the first time …
I take my first faltering step towards the rim.
And she’s approaching the target, booms the voice. Steady approach, good footwork …
My right hand, naked and trembling, is now hovering over the inside of the toilet.
Will she set a new world record? screams the voice. Will Zelah Green take the gold medal for
bravery and/or total stupidity?
‘I’m going in!’ I say.
I skim the curved cool surface of the bowl with the fingertips of my right hand and jump back as if
I’ve been electrified.
And she’s done it! shrieks the commentator. Zelah Green wins the gold medal for toilet touching!”
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Thanks for accepting my friend request, Vanessa!😃