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Ashton Cartwright

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Born

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Ashton Cartwright is a part time author, full time poker player, and all the time hair model.

A dedicated Juggalo, as well as a master of mathematics; he happily lists his three favorite things as "Profit and money," which enlightens us all to the virtues of his pure and loving heart.

Ashton has been married concurrently a record 27 times, mostly through virtue of getting a celebrant drunk on home-brewed moonshine. His current collection of partners includes three geese, a doorknob, and a life-sized cardboard cut-out of himself.

Ashton is also currently working on the screenplay for his new movie: I Know What I Did Last Summer.

"Why did I write this book? Well, from an early age I knew that I wanted to profit from the suffering of others, so it ...more

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Not Kicking, Not Screaming.

I turned 30 today. Whether or not I would make it this long was not always clear, which makes me particularly thankful. Most people come into this world kicking and screaming. This is the natural way of things, and is generally considered a good sign for the health of a child. I, (being someone who [...]

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Average rating: 3.28 · 226 ratings · 38 reviews · 10 distinct works • Similar authors

	Pretending to Love: How to Cheat Your Way to Relationship Bliss! 3.16 avg rating — 117 ratings — published 2012	Error rating book. Refresh and try again. Rate this book Clear rating 1 of 5 stars 2 of 5 stars 3 of 5 stars 4 of 5 stars 5 of 5 stars
	Real Grinders: How to Play Poker for a Living 3.30 avg rating — 64 ratings — published 2014 — 3 editions	Error rating book. Refresh and try again. Rate this book Clear rating 1 of 5 stars 2 of 5 stars 3 of 5 stars 4 of 5 stars 5 of 5 stars
	How to be an Author: 36 Real Authors Talk Writing and Publishing 3.40 avg rating — 20 ratings — 3 editions	Error rating book. Refresh and try again. Rate this book Clear rating 1 of 5 stars 2 of 5 stars 3 of 5 stars 4 of 5 stars 5 of 5 stars
	The Poker Joke Book 4.10 avg rating — 10 ratings — published 2015 — 2 editions	Error rating book. Refresh and try again. Rate this book Clear rating 1 of 5 stars 2 of 5 stars 3 of 5 stars 4 of 5 stars 5 of 5 stars
	The Author's Coupon Book: Save Money on Editing, Publishing, Formatting, Marketing, and Cover Design! 3.71 avg rating — 7 ratings — 2 editions	Error rating book. Refresh and try again. Rate this book Clear rating 1 of 5 stars 2 of 5 stars 3 of 5 stars 4 of 5 stars 5 of 5 stars
	The Habits of Winning Poker Players 2.86 avg rating — 7 ratings — 4 editions	Error rating book. Refresh and try again. Rate this book Clear rating 1 of 5 stars 2 of 5 stars 3 of 5 stars 4 of 5 stars 5 of 5 stars
	Milo the Pug's Birthday Party!: Pug Books For Kids (Fun Books About Dogs for Kids and Children Book 1) it was amazing 5.00 avg rating — 1 rating — published 2015	Error rating book. Refresh and try again. Rate this book Clear rating 1 of 5 stars 2 of 5 stars 3 of 5 stars 4 of 5 stars 5 of 5 stars
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	Pretending to Love by Ashton Cartwright (Goodreads Author), Virtual Voice (Narrator) 0.00 avg rating — 0 ratings	Error rating book. Refresh and try again. Rate this book Clear rating 1 of 5 stars 2 of 5 stars 3 of 5 stars 4 of 5 stars 5 of 5 stars
	(The Poker Joke Book) [By: Cartwright, Ashton] [Aug, 2015] by Ashton Cartwright (Goodreads Author), Unknown Author 0.00 avg rating — 0 ratings	Error rating book. Refresh and try again. Rate this book Clear rating 1 of 5 stars 2 of 5 stars 3 of 5 stars 4 of 5 stars 5 of 5 stars

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The Salvage Crew (The Salvage Crew #1)

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Probably my favorite title in the series so far. Looking forward to the next one!
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“No woman ever falls in love with a man unless she has a better opinion of him than he deserves.” —Edgar Watson Howe”
― Ashton Cartwright, Pretending to Love: How to Cheat Your Way to Relationship Bliss!

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“Contrary to what you read in romance novels, humans are messy and complex creatures, constantly beset by their own neuroses, addictions, delusions and bad habits. And those are their good points.”
― Ashton Cartwright, Pretending to Love: How to Cheat Your Way to Relationship Bliss!

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“Love is like racing across the frozen tundra on a snowmobile which flips over, trapping you underneath. At night, the ice-weasels come.” —Matt Groening”
― Ashton Cartwright, Pretending to Love: How to Cheat Your Way to Relationship Bliss!

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