Michael McIntyre
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Life & Laughing: My Story
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2010
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A Funny Life
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Happy & Glorious
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Showtime [Importado]
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'Hello Wembley!'
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Authentic Salesman: Mastering the Art of Transforming Real Objections into Real Transactions
4 editions
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2011
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Next Level Life
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Peaceworld
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1976
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The Revival of Scottish Gaelic Through Education
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2009
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Herbal Medicine for Everyone: A Guide to the Theory and Practice of Herbal Medicine
5 editions
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1988
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“Changing for swimming was a chance for all the boys in my class to catch up with each other’s various rates of development. Some kids had experienced no changes whatsoever. I had my hair under my left arm, other kids had hair under both arms, or pubic hair or both, or a little wispy moustache or a small gathering of hairs on their chest. Everybody was at different stages. Everybody except for Panos Triandafilidis, the Greek kid, who was so hairy, it was difficult to see where his foot hair, leg hair, pubic hair, chest hair, facial hair and nose hair began and ended. He had hair in his ears and on his back; I think I saw a couple of strands on his eyeballs. When he walked near soap, it would automatically lather. He looked like early man. Early man, that is, with a girl’s voice as his voice hadn’t yet broken.”
― Life & Laughing: My Story
― Life & Laughing: My Story
“I had some stand-up material along those lines about passport photos and how people hide them claiming, ‘It’s a terrible photo, I’m really ugly in it, I don’t look anything like this.’ If this was true, they wouldn’t get past immigration, but the fact is they do. The immigration guy never says, ‘You don’t look anything like this photo. This photo is of an ugly person. You, on the other hand, have a sculpted beauty that brings to mind a young Brando. I will not let you into this country, you gorgeous liar.’ No, they look at your ugly photo and then look at your ugly face and let you go to baggage reclaim.”
― Life & Laughing: My Story
― Life & Laughing: My Story
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