Michael McIntyre

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Michael McIntyre



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Average rating: 4.1 · 12,651 ratings · 993 reviews · 32 distinct worksSimilar authors
Life & Laughing: My Story

4.08 avg rating — 10,666 ratings — published 2010 — 15 editions
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A Funny Life

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Happy & Glorious

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Showtime [Importado]

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'Hello Wembley!'

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Authentic Salesman: Masteri...

4.67 avg rating — 3 ratings — published 2011 — 4 editions
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Next Level Life

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Peaceworld

really liked it 4.00 avg rating — 3 ratings — published 1976 — 2 editions
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The Revival of Scottish Gae...

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Herbal Medicine for Everyon...

it was amazing 5.00 avg rating — 1 rating — published 1988 — 5 editions
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“I had a much better fantasy life, than a real life.”
Michael McIntyre

“Changing for swimming was a chance for all the boys in my class to catch up with each other’s various rates of development. Some kids had experienced no changes whatsoever. I had my hair under my left arm, other kids had hair under both arms, or pubic hair or both, or a little wispy moustache or a small gathering of hairs on their chest. Everybody was at different stages. Everybody except for Panos Triandafilidis, the Greek kid, who was so hairy, it was difficult to see where his foot hair, leg hair, pubic hair, chest hair, facial hair and nose hair began and ended. He had hair in his ears and on his back; I think I saw a couple of strands on his eyeballs. When he walked near soap, it would automatically lather. He looked like early man. Early man, that is, with a girl’s voice as his voice hadn’t yet broken.”
Michael McIntyre, Life & Laughing: My Story

“I had some stand-up material along those lines about passport photos and how people hide them claiming, ‘It’s a terrible photo, I’m really ugly in it, I don’t look anything like this.’ If this was true, they wouldn’t get past immigration, but the fact is they do. The immigration guy never says, ‘You don’t look anything like this photo. This photo is of an ugly person. You, on the other hand, have a sculpted beauty that brings to mind a young Brando. I will not let you into this country, you gorgeous liar.’ No, they look at your ugly photo and then look at your ugly face and let you go to baggage reclaim.”
Michael McIntyre, Life & Laughing: My Story

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