Ross Mathews
Born
in Mount Vernon, Washington
September 24, 1979
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“My chicken parmesan tasted a little saltier than I would've liked, undoubtedly because it was seasoned with my tears.”
― Man Up!
― Man Up!
“I have my retirement all planned out. I can't wait to sit on my lanai in a wicker chair (by the way, I always picture my retirement fantasies in the house from The Golden Girls) and reflect on my life. I'll have a wonderful, leathery tan and a long, silver ponytail even if I'm balding on top. Yes, I'll be THAT guy. I'll also, for the record, insist on wearing only kimonos, turquoise jewelry, and slip-on orthopedic shoes at all times.”
― Man Up!
― Man Up!
“I revealed everything to her as we sat in my Fort Tempo in the parking lot of Cinema Five after seeing Spice World: The Spice Girls Movie.
"Carrie, can I tell you something?" I took off my oversized sunglasses and put them in my Spice Girls unisex tote bag.”
― Man Up!
"Carrie, can I tell you something?" I took off my oversized sunglasses and put them in my Spice Girls unisex tote bag.”
― Man Up!
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