The other day my younger sister mentioned Phantom of the Opera and how chaotic it is, plotwise. This led me to write a very quick parody in the style of a Reddit AITA post. Enjoy. :)

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I’m a music tutor (53M) and a guard of sorts at the opera house, and have been seeing a singer there (23F). She started out as a student of mine, then gradually we fell in love. We’ve had some issues at work that keep coming between us, though. I killed one of her coworkers by hanging him from the stage riggin...