Diary of a Dork - Articles of Sarcasm and Irreverence

by Michael Cargill

Statements, thoughts and diary entries written by the violent, the naive, and the perverted. Sarcasm and irreverence abound in this collection of humorous articles.

Author's note - this book has now been unpublished, mostly because it was a bit daft. Sneaky people will be able to find it on torrent sites...

Genres: Nonfiction

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First published September 10, 2011

About the author

I'm an author who lives in the sunny, green hills of England.

Over the years people had often said that I should write a book so, in mid 2011, I did just that! Anyone wondering which book of mine to read first should start with Shelter from Thunder; 'tis short and available for free.

Feedback of any kind is always welcome.

Reviews

[Bettie · Rating 1 out of 5]

Diary of a Dork - Articles of Sarcasm and Irreverence
by Michael Cargill

pub 2011
minus 1*
room 101
ebook nuut
tbr busting
abandoned
winter
never, ever...

[Diane Kidman · Rating 5 out of 5]

We've all met this guy. Well, I've met this guy. In real life, he's the sort everyone sits around the breakroom making fun of. (When he's not there hogging center stage, of course.) Getting to read his diary is about enough to make the average person wet his pants with laughter. (For the record, I did not.) This one caught me reading the same sentences several times just so I could laugh again. Kinda feel bad, laughing at him like that. Just a little.

[Derek Brent · Rating 1 out of 5]

Do not waste you time on this. This is probably the worst "book" I have ever read. There is no cohesion to the "diary" entries, no discernible direction to the story, and I found no humor in this story at all. It is uncomfortably uncouth, incredibly inane, stunningly stupefying, and is a fantastically, frantically feckless failure of a first book. It is a series of run-on sentences strung together in a directionless set of "stream-of-consciousness" entries slapped haphazardly and incoherently together. I am not sure what the purpose was for making this, but I suspect it is merely a series of entries from the authors blog thrown together and published for some reason unknown to this reader. I did not pay for this e-book, and am extremely grateful for this fact.

[Mary · Rating 1 out of 5]

Very short, thankfully. The author keeps trying to be funny, and succeeds sometimes, but the character speaking comes off as... well, kinda stupid. I didn't really like it.

[Mago (Mark) · Rating 4 out of 5]

It is what it is!
Funny snippets and I did LOL.
Mr. Cargill's other works are now on my to read list.

[Kemijah]

One day I was walking by the beach and i saw a baby kitten about's to go in water and I dived into it and saved it.






THE END

[Indah Threez Lestari · Rating 2 out of 5]

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