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104 pages, Paperback
First published January 1, 2012
I said to him, 'Grandad, what was it like flying over Dresden after the Dresden firebombing?' And he said, 'Well, I'll give it to you straight, like a pear cider that's made from 100 per cent pears. There was nothing moving down there. Just a dog.'
You have my sympathy, you know? It's 2010, it's a weird time for stand-up. 'Cause you sit at home, don't you, all of you, watching Michael McIntyre on the television, spoon-feeding you his warm diarrhoea. I'm not going to be doing that. I haven't noticed anything about your lives. They're not of interest to me. This is a letter from a pirate. It's not about going to the shops or anything.