What do you think?
Rate this book
224 pages, Paperback
First published January 1, 1974
Cocklebury-Smythe: Your story smacks of desperation. Even so you have done us the honour of volunteering your account, so let me reciprocate. I was at various time at Crockford's, Claridges and the Golden Cock, Clock, the Old Clock in Golden Square, not to Coq d'Or.
Chamberlain: I was at the Crock of Gold, Selfridges and the Green Cockatoo.
McTeazle: I was at the Cockatoo, too, and the Charing Cross, the Open Door, the Golden Ox and the Cuckoo Clock.
Withenshaw: I was at the Cross Cook, the Fighting Cocks, the Green Door, the Crooked Grin and the Golden Carriages.
(What is happening is difficult to explain but probably quite easy to recognize: the four of them have instinctively joined in an obscuration, each for his own defence. By the time the Chairman speaks they have all begun to send French up.)
Cocklebury-Smythe: I forgot—I was at the Golden Carriages as well as Claridges, and the Odd Sock and the Cocked Hat.
Withenshaw: I didn't see you at the Cocked Hat—I went on to the Cox and Box.
McTeazle: I was at the Cox and Box, and the Cocks Door, the Old Chest, the Dorchester, the Chesty Cook and—er—Luigi's.
All: Luigi's?
McTeazle: At King's Cross.
Chamberlain: I was at King's Cross; in the Cross Keys and the Coal Hole, the Golden Goose, the Coloured Coat and the Côte d'Azur.
(from Dirty Linen, p. 113-114)
Charlie: (sings)Engage congratulate moreover state abysmal fairground.
Begat perambulate this aerodrome chocolate eclair found.
Maureen again dedum-de-da- ultimately cried the egg.
Dinosaurs rely indoors if satisfied egg. . .
(from Dogg's Hamlet, p. 151)
Easy: Blankets up middling if season stuck, after plug-holes kettle-drummed lightly A412 mildly Rickmansworth—clipped awful this water ice, zig-zaggled—splash quarterly trainers as Micky Mouse snuffle—cup—evidently knick-knacks quarantine only if bacteriologic waistcoats crumble pipe—sniffle then postbox but shazam!!!! Even platforms—dandy avuncular Donald Duck never-the-less minty magazines!
(from Cahoot's Macbeth, p. 203)