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Baby Aliens #5

To Wee or Not to Wee: Baby Aliens, Book 5

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The fifth title in the BRILLIANT series by Pamela Butchart.

Hamlet could NEVER make his mind up about ANYTHING. And one time he actually went to school in just his pants and got sent home because he couldn't decide what to wear.

When Izzy (star of The Spy Who Loved School Dinners) is asked to tell her friends some HILARIOUS and SCARY stories, she knows exactly where to Shakespeare, the king of SUPER dramatic stuff.

After learning about Macbeth (a STRONG solider who ate four bowls of porridge and 20 pieces of toast every morning) her friends want more. So Hamlet, A Midsummer Night's Dream and Romeo and Juliet,/i> all get the Izzy treatment. There's blood and guts, ghosty stuff, and plenty of people wandering around in their nighties. The perfect introduction to the Bard!

The perfect introduction to Shakespeare, with all the tragedy, comedy and romance of the original plays (plus some crisps).

Hilariously narrated by Susan Calman!

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First published April 7, 2016

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Pamela Butchart

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As a child, Pamela was lucky enough to grow up in a house full of pets and go to a primary school where lots of spooky and weird things happened (well, in her imagination at least). As a student, Pamela’s student jobs included: fishwife, teaching basketball in America, phlebotomist and Artist Liaison for a (really bad) Abba tribute band. Now, when she’s not writing or going out and about meeting readers, Pamela teaches philosophy to teenagers.

Her top selling stories include The Spy Who Loved School Dinners which won the Blue Peter Best Story Award and My Head Teacher is a Vampire Rat which won The Children’s Book Award. Two of her books, Petunia Peri and There’s a Werewolf in My Tent, were shortlisted for the Lollies – the Laugh Out Loud Awards.

Pamela lives in Dundee with her baby boy and their two awesome cats, Bear & Carlos. If she wasn’t working as a writer and a teacher she’d like to open a luxury hotel for stray cats.

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2 reviews
August 8, 2019
I really liked it because it tells Shakespeare's stories but different and funnier.
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August 17, 2022
A fun way to introduce Shakespeare to kids. My favourite re-telling was Hamlet but probably because this was the story I was most familiar with.
34 reviews2 followers
January 2, 2022
This book is brilliant. It connects real-life problems that you or your friends have to characters in William Shakespeare's plays. The book includes plays from Shakespear and retells them in ways even young children could understand. Before this book, I didn't know much about plays and Shakespear but after I read the book, I find plays more interesting. My most favourite play from this book was Macbeth.
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110 reviews1 follower
April 17, 2025
loved this it was amazing can't wait to read more

happy reading 📚 😊 ☺️ 😀
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1,685 reviews49 followers
July 10, 2017
Izzy tells her friends Maisie, Zach, Jodie and school classes a fun version and obviously child friendly self remade tales of Shakespeare's Hamlet, Macbeth and Midsummer Night's Dream as well as of course, Romeo and Juliet!

She keeps them all intrigued as well as me, it was really fun and super funny even if it's meant for kids you will find it great!

7 reviews
June 22, 2017
Great introduction for younger juniors or older ones who are comfortable with a lower literacy level. Used it with book clubs from year 3-5s.
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296 reviews
February 1, 2020
What if Hamlet, Juliet, Puck and Lady MacBeth (Bethy) were your school mates? 4 of Shakespeare's most popular plays (and the one's kids are most likely to be taught in school) retold by Izzy, to her friends when she finds them being a bit too Hamlet (ie. can't chose which Monopoly token or pizza toppings) etc. Very funny for both adults, who know the plays backwards from studying them at school, but also funny for kids who like other books by Pamela Butchart. All so good it's hard to pick a favourite amongst the 4.
68 reviews2 followers
January 20, 2023
I had some time to kill today so decided to borrow this book on my work Sora account as I’d seen it in Waterstones and thought it looked interesting. I love Shakespeare plays (even more than the English teachers at work I think!) and this book was a great read. The versions of the plays were accurate and yet not accurate - you will have to read it to find out what I mean - and so funny! 😂 The only downside was it didn’t contain either of my favourite of the plays but… I can’t mark it down for this!
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82 reviews4 followers
May 29, 2020
Brilliantly funny, made me laugh out loud! A great introduction for children to four of my favourite Shakespeare plays. Loved seeing Pamela at Hay Festival (digital this year!) and while I have found a few of this series a bit difficult to read aloud to my children, because of the structure of the sentences, her presentation of the books and boundless energy gave me a renewed appreciation of them and her intent in writing them. Top work!
1,241 reviews4 followers
June 23, 2023
This is a lovely way to introduce children to Shakespeare. My daughter was entranced, although she didn’t enjoy it as much as the other books in this series.
Pamela Butchart manages to capture the voice of a young child in a pretty convincing way. While I didn’t believe a young child would actually hold an audience for the length of these stories, the voice of Izzy is authentic enough to carry you along.
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48 reviews
August 3, 2017
Late update, sorry. Its good, funny, preachy, but a bit of a drag. It is readable, even enjoyable and of course informative as a first time read, but not one of those books you read and read again. Plus, you'd miss some fun if you arent familiar with the original plays.
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November 7, 2019
Hilarious! From the title and tagline, to all four of the Shakespeare retellings, I was laughing. Children retell Hamlet, Macbeth, A Midsummer Night's Dream and Romeo and Juliet in creative, modern and witty ways.
18 reviews
February 19, 2023
A hilarious book for all ages. From hamlet asking a skull if he should wee, to Romeo making Juliet a ring from his own hair. Pamela Butchart is a brilliant author. As an added bonus my copy was bought in the shop outside Shakespeare's birthplace in Stratford-upon-Avon.
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29 reviews1 follower
August 2, 2023
This was such a funny take on four of Shakespeare's plays. It sets them out in such a cool way that links to the characters in the story and Izzy's way of telling them is hilarious!

I thoroughly enjoyed this book and it was a very fast paced, funny read!
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September 4, 2023
I'm not generally a big fan of either Shakespeare or Pamela Butchart (I know, I wish everyone would stop lumping them in together too) so it's maybe not a surprise that this left me cold. A very persuasive 9 year old talked me into reading it to her and she liked it.
4 reviews
March 28, 2025
This book is all about the Shakespeare plays . This book is great for people who love Shakespeare plays , but not only are they accurate, they also approach them in a kid way. I rate this a 3 because I’m not a big fan of Shakespeare plays.
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3 reviews
December 16, 2017
i like this book because it had drama,romance,and amazing humor.
my favourite play was hamlet because it was in my opinion the most funny and it was about revenge.
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155 reviews9 followers
January 2, 2018
Funny and very accessible way in to Shakespeare for younger children. LKS2+
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90 reviews33 followers
August 31, 2018
By far, the most imaginative and engaging re-tellings of Shakespeare’s plays for young children out there. Thoroughly enjoyed each of the four stories, all of which are brought to life boldly and brilliantly with clever humour. I cannot recommend this book more highly - the perfect introduction to Shakespeare.
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332 reviews1 follower
April 22, 2019
This is a lovely quick read and give a good insight to some of the more famous Shakespeare tales. Would recommend!
5 reviews
July 11, 2020
Great introduction to Shakespeare...I read this with my dad and found it hilarious!
18 reviews
August 15, 2020
I read all the books it was good for a kid because its childish in it's own laughable way.
24 reviews12 followers
November 6, 2020
Not as funny as I remember, but as a self proclaimed Shakespeare buff, its certainly an enjoyable half an hour
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27 reviews3 followers
February 14, 2021
Really enjoyed this was a good first introduction to Shakespeare, told in a funny way. Looking forward to reading more in the series.
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65 reviews1 follower
April 11, 2021
Such a great book for introducing the world of Shakespeare to children. I know my class will definitely find these stories amusing!
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