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Diary of Steve the Noob
Steve wakes up to find himself in a strange, new land. What wonders and adventures await him as he wanders the world of Minecraft? In this new world, Steve has many choices he can make. Will he become a hero and champion of the just or will he become a villain feared by all? Find out in this fun and funny Minecraft Diary of Steve the Noob!
Disclaimer: This book is a work of fanfiction; it is not an official Minecraft book. It is not endorsed, authorized, licensed, sponsored, or supported by Mojang AB, Microsoft Corp. or any other entity owning or controlling rights to the Minecraft name, trademarks or copyrights.
Minecraft ®/TM & © 2009-2015 Mojang / Notch / Microsoft
Disclaimer: This book is a work of fanfiction; it is not an official Minecraft book. It is not endorsed, authorized, licensed, sponsored, or supported by Mojang AB, Microsoft Corp. or any other entity owning or controlling rights to the Minecraft name, trademarks or copyrights.
Minecraft ®/TM & © 2009-2015 Mojang / Notch / Microsoft
58 pages, Kindle Edition
First published May 22, 2015
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January 7, 2016
Really liked it
I like the book but I am not a fan of the name, that is one thing that might bring your book down, I would say I love this book and I would totally read all of them if you just add some more detail as in like Steve walked across the field of bushy lovely white flowers and stuff like that, I would also love the book if instead of you taking a picture of a minecraft screen you could have it animated like those short animation cool videos of minecraft, I just love those videos, I would also like it if you kind of put it diary of a wimpy kid from by having pictures and words too tell about it as you go, that would just make the book as good and everybody would read it.
I like the book but I am not a fan of the name, that is one thing that might bring your book down, I would say I love this book and I would totally read all of them if you just add some more detail as in like Steve walked across the field of bushy lovely white flowers and stuff like that, I would also love the book if instead of you taking a picture of a minecraft screen you could have it animated like those short animation cool videos of minecraft, I just love those videos, I would also like it if you kind of put it diary of a wimpy kid from by having pictures and words too tell about it as you go, that would just make the book as good and everybody would read it.
February 29, 2016
Funny book sad at Time's but great book
I'm 7 years old and I think children who like Minecraft
Would like this book very good book keep up the good work
I'm 7 years old and I think children who like Minecraft
Would like this book very good book keep up the good work
July 21, 2016
Love it
Funny cool I'm proud to rate it 5 stars I love you b y e e e e e e
Funny cool I'm proud to rate it 5 stars I love you b y e e e e e e
August 3, 2015
It was really entertaining
Once I started that book I fell into it. As a kid I think it was entertaining but if I was an adult. I wouldn't be as interested but good thing I'm a kid this author is creative for a starter!
Once I started that book I fell into it. As a kid I think it was entertaining but if I was an adult. I wouldn't be as interested but good thing I'm a kid this author is creative for a starter!
May 27, 2015
great
I Really like this story. I hope you keep writing even if you are new. I liked how you put in pictures because most books don't.
I Really like this story. I hope you keep writing even if you are new. I liked how you put in pictures because most books don't.
December 5, 2015
Awesome my bro liked it
Good for readers that like to read short books. Have fun reading this awesome book guys. Enjoy it much, Doges
Good for readers that like to read short books. Have fun reading this awesome book guys. Enjoy it much, Doges
December 29, 2015
Fun read
Read to my 5yo daughter. She enjoyed. Nice that it is on kindle unlimited. Will try some moe of your books soon
Read to my 5yo daughter. She enjoyed. Nice that it is on kindle unlimited. Will try some moe of your books soon
June 23, 2016
AMAZING
Write a little more plz your books are gr8 ;)
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I can't wait for book 2
Thanks
Xx_Gameknight_xX™
Write a little more plz your books are gr8 ;)
Xx_Gameknight_xX- Conor
I can't wait for book 2
Thanks
Xx_Gameknight_xX™
June 23, 2017
BEST BOOK EVER!!!
Awesome !!!!!! !MINECRAFT DIARY OF STEVE THE NOOB YOU ARE THE KING 👑awesome awesome awesome
Cool 😎😎😎 amazing BOOK!!!
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Awesome !!!!!! !MINECRAFT DIARY OF STEVE THE NOOB YOU ARE THE KING 👑awesome awesome awesome
Cool 😎😎😎 amazing BOOK!!!
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January 14, 2016
I loved every single thing in the book and my name is Marco just like the villager. Steve really needs to practice being a hero. I loved the book but I think you can make it a bit longer.
This is one of the best books I have ever read in my life and it will be for the rest of my life!
This is one of the best books I have ever read in my life and it will be for the rest of my life!
January 2, 2017
I love this book!
I really like this series and recommend it to others, however...in the future...maybe don't use retaliation and name calling (Jack the Jerk) and destroying parts of his house because he wouldn't help. That was not nice. But, overall I really enjoyed the jokes and his bravery. Raleigh Colbert. 9 years old. California
I really like this series and recommend it to others, however...in the future...maybe don't use retaliation and name calling (Jack the Jerk) and destroying parts of his house because he wouldn't help. That was not nice. But, overall I really enjoyed the jokes and his bravery. Raleigh Colbert. 9 years old. California
March 18, 2016
It was ok
I thought it was REALLY SHORT,but the plot was OK
I thought it was REALLY SHORT,but the plot was OK
January 29, 2017
I love your books
I love your books. I will continue reading. Keep on writing.
I like minecraft very much. Your book sparked my attention.
Ttfn
I love your books. I will continue reading. Keep on writing.
I like minecraft very much. Your book sparked my attention.
Ttfn
November 23, 2020
WOW WHAT A READ!!!!!!
Steve the Noob is a god among men. My personal favorite book in the series is Steve the Noob 69. It is very epic and has the fortnight dance moves. Steve the Noob's growth and character development is astonishing throughout the series. He starts as a loser libtard who respects women, to a chad gamer who beats children and minorities alike. Steve the Noob reminds me of Beter funny man Greffin from the hit show Family Guy by creator/god Seth Mcfarlane. Except Petter starts as a gamer, Steve the Noob had to transform into a gamer. His growth resonated with me and made me want to become as epic as him. Thus, Furrydestroyer 420 was born beating minorities, discriminating furries, and emancipating gamers. This book sends a very subtle message to not allow non-gamers to participate in anything that isn't being gay, which is a good message to send to the 7 year olds who read this. Overall, this book is STUNNING and endorses everything a gamer should be, discriminatory, having high pain tolerance, and FR*CKIN EPIC!!!!!!!!!
Steve the Noob is a god among men. My personal favorite book in the series is Steve the Noob 69. It is very epic and has the fortnight dance moves. Steve the Noob's growth and character development is astonishing throughout the series. He starts as a loser libtard who respects women, to a chad gamer who beats children and minorities alike. Steve the Noob reminds me of Beter funny man Greffin from the hit show Family Guy by creator/god Seth Mcfarlane. Except Petter starts as a gamer, Steve the Noob had to transform into a gamer. His growth resonated with me and made me want to become as epic as him. Thus, Furrydestroyer 420 was born beating minorities, discriminating furries, and emancipating gamers. This book sends a very subtle message to not allow non-gamers to participate in anything that isn't being gay, which is a good message to send to the 7 year olds who read this. Overall, this book is STUNNING and endorses everything a gamer should be, discriminatory, having high pain tolerance, and FR*CKIN EPIC!!!!!!!!!
September 9, 2017
Thank
It was cool thank 4 making it 😘😘
I had to write this 🤣 😋 🙂 🙃 🤓 🤗 j
It was cool thank 4 making it 😘😘
I had to write this 🤣 😋 🙂 🙃 🤓 🤗 j
November 5, 2017
Wow
Really amazing
Can't wait for book 31 to come out!
Steve is awesome!
! ! ! ! ! ! !
Really amazing
Can't wait for book 31 to come out!
Steve is awesome!
! ! ! ! ! ! !
August 14, 2021
I love this!
September 4, 2022
Wow! Very interesting for sure. If any sequels are released I will absolutely be reading them because this book really had me on the edge of my seat!
October 9, 2018
Steve the Noob is a person in Minecraft. He woke up and in the flatlands of Minecraft. He needed to figure out a way around Minecraft and protect the villagers. The wall he made broke and things get crazy. People who like Minecraft will like this book. It was funny too.
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March 31, 2022very helpful
June 22, 2017
Steve the noob 1
Read on KU
After reading the zombie series the kids wanted more Minecraft, so on to this series now.
Steve has awoke in a village not knowing who he is or his name so the villagers take him in and call him Steve the noob.
Set in the style of a diary we see how Steve's day to day plays out when he defends the village from mobs.
Read on KU
After reading the zombie series the kids wanted more Minecraft, so on to this series now.
Steve has awoke in a village not knowing who he is or his name so the villagers take him in and call him Steve the noob.
Set in the style of a diary we see how Steve's day to day plays out when he defends the village from mobs.
November 29, 2017
😐
Great Job! My daughter LOVED this book! She is hoping you will write more books!! 👍 👍 👍 👍 👍 💟💟💟💟💟💟💜💜💜💜💜💜💓💛💛💚💙💜❤❤❤❤❤❤💘💝💖👄💕✌💖❤💓❤💓💖💘💝👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
Great Job! My daughter LOVED this book! She is hoping you will write more books!! 👍 👍 👍 👍 👍 💟💟💟💟💟💟💜💜💜💜💜💜💓💛💛💚💙💜❤❤❤❤❤❤💘💝💖👄💕✌💖❤💓❤💓💖💘💝👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
March 21, 2018
This was a very good book and I think people that just started to play Minecraft should read it too
This is a very good book and lots more people should read it and at some points you actually feel the feel of the characters I recommend it
This is a very good book and lots more people should read it and at some points you actually feel the feel of the characters I recommend it
May 14, 2018
This is about a Minecraft character named Steve.
This is about what he does in the year 2000, including making friends with the Mobs (monsters who only come out in the night and want to kill you) and trying to get to the ocean monument.
This is about what he does in the year 2000, including making friends with the Mobs (monsters who only come out in the night and want to kill you) and trying to get to the ocean monument.
March 30, 2019
Good and sad
So sad at the end when every villager died during the night while the hero was defending the village and then the good part is when Steve was a defender tho he had failed
So sad at the end when every villager died during the night while the hero was defending the village and then the good part is when Steve was a defender tho he had failed
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February 22, 2020
Review by Holden, age 7: This book is so sad and funny but sad in an awesome way. I wonder what’s going to happen in Diary of Steve the Noob 2?
I think you should put more pictures in general and also more colorful pictures on the pages.
I think you should put more pictures in general and also more colorful pictures on the pages.
March 19, 2016
4
4 stars. It was entertaining but short. I need 13 more words so I'm just gonna keep talking until I get 13 more. Cat taco hat oh okay
4 stars. It was entertaining but short. I need 13 more words so I'm just gonna keep talking until I get 13 more. Cat taco hat oh okay
April 14, 2017
Great
I loved this because it mixes with Minecraft and Humour! Can't wait to read the other books in is series!
I loved this because it mixes with Minecraft and Humour! Can't wait to read the other books in is series!
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