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307 pages, Kindle Edition
First published April 2, 2015
Audio book source: Hoopla
Story Rating: 3 stars
Narrators: Alex Kydd & Lauren Sweet
Narration Rating: 4 stars
Genre: Contemporary Romance
Length: 12h 6m
“My virginity isn’t something to be ashamed of.”
“I didn’t—”
“Yeah, I don’t have a ton of experience. And, thanks to you, what little I have now involves you being an asshole.”
“I’m s—”
“And, honestly, that whole situation was beyond fucked up. You didn’t want to have sex? Fine, but be cool about it. You wanted to slow down, talk, hammer out the details? Also fine. But what you did? Fucked up, Jake, seriously.” I slammed my juice down with enough force that some spilled. “I still don’t even know what your fuckin’ problem was!” I lifted my hands in exasperation, flinging the crumbs off my napkin.
“If you’d stop interruptin’—”
“Now you know how it feels,” I snapped, my eyes narrowing as I glared at him.”
“My secret fetish has always been to fuck a chick with fake titties. Especially one whose snatch is probably so loose by now that it’d be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.”
“Sometimes the road to your happily ever after is on the back of a bike with a badass knight that would kick the prince’s ass if he came near you.”