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Pounded in the Butt by My Own Butt
Kirk is a scientific researcher on the leading edge of cloning technology, but his team has reached a standstill. In an effort to stabilize rapid clone growth, researchers have been taking DNA from various parts of their bodies and combining it with small amounts of animal DNA.
But when the scientists combine samples from Kirk’s butt, brain, and a hawk, the resulting effect is a handsome, living ass who immediately sweeps Kirk off of his feet over a candlelit dinner for two.
Kirk has finally found a lover that truly understands him at his very core… his own gay ass!
This erotic tale is 4,000 words of sizzling human on gay ass action, including anal, blowjobs, rough sex, cream pies and sentient butt love.
But when the scientists combine samples from Kirk’s butt, brain, and a hawk, the resulting effect is a handsome, living ass who immediately sweeps Kirk off of his feet over a candlelit dinner for two.
Kirk has finally found a lover that truly understands him at his very core… his own gay ass!
This erotic tale is 4,000 words of sizzling human on gay ass action, including anal, blowjobs, rough sex, cream pies and sentient butt love.
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First published March 19, 2015
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Chuck Tingle
504 books4,265 followersChuck Tingle is a mysterious force of energy behind sunglasses and a pink mask. He is also an anonymous author of romance, horror, and fantasy. Chuck was born in Home of Truth, Utah, and now splits time between Billings, Montana and Los Angeles, California. Chuck writes to prove love is real, because love is the most important tool we have when resisting the endless cosmic void. Not everything people say about Chuck is true, but the important parts are.
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February 14, 2019HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY WEEK!!
i'm going to be floating some of my favorite monsterporn reviews until thursday, since goodreads informs me this is "romance week." hey, beasts - bring on the romance!
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thanks to eddie for making many of my tingles come true!
without going into too much detail because you'll want to save some surprises when you read it, in this book we have a guy named kirk who uses science to combine DNA from his brain, his ass, and a hawk.
the result? a flying butt with all of his memories and personality traits.
he takes his ass to dinner
and they totally make out
...and more...
it's a fairytale romance, tingle style!!!
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SERIOUSLY!!!!
someone needs to either let me borrow their kindle or give this guy my home address. i don't think i am exaggerating when i say IF I DON'T READ ALL OF HIS BOOKS, I AM GOING TO DIE.
come to my blog!
i'm going to be floating some of my favorite monsterporn reviews until thursday, since goodreads informs me this is "romance week." hey, beasts - bring on the romance!
***********************************************
thanks to eddie for making many of my tingles come true!
without going into too much detail because you'll want to save some surprises when you read it, in this book we have a guy named kirk who uses science to combine DNA from his brain, his ass, and a hawk.
the result? a flying butt with all of his memories and personality traits.
he takes his ass to dinner
and they totally make out
...and more...
it's a fairytale romance, tingle style!!!
****************************************************
SERIOUSLY!!!!
someone needs to either let me borrow their kindle or give this guy my home address. i don't think i am exaggerating when i say IF I DON'T READ ALL OF HIS BOOKS, I AM GOING TO DIE.
come to my blog!
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August 22, 2022LISTEN...
I don't know if you are all aware of this or not, but there is a podcast called Pounded in the Butt by My Own Podcast
And yes, it is in fact just Chuck Tingle books being read aloud to a hysterical audience.
Tingle books are so brilliant in their idiocy and ridiculousness, yet explicit enough for the target audience. And also, almost psychological in a way - what would it say about a person if they were turned on by the content?
THIS IS WHY CHUCK TINGLE IS A DOCTOR, PEOPLE.
Episode one of the podcast features a dramatic reading of the title inspiration.
It's the story of Kirk, a young scientist working for a company on the edge of groundbreaking cloning technology. If only they could find the right combination and stop producing blobs of immobile flesh that need to be euthanized.
For the latest effort, these scientists have combined the DNA from Kirk's brain, his butt and a hawk. The result shocks and amaze! It's a sentient flying ass - the perfect clone of Kirk's butt. It has all the memories and personality traits that Kirk has but none of the first-hand experiences.
There's a romantic spark between Kirk and his ass almost immediately. And that is in no way weird to his colleagues. So they go out to dinner and this is in no way weird to other patrons.
Kirk's ass wants to taste wine and eat a steak, to find out what it's really like, not just from Kirk's memories. Another thing he wants to try?
Well, I can't say...but from here things got really uncomfortable in the car for me and my husband as we drove to work listening to this at 7:30 in the morning.
It is so fucking stupid, but it's supposed to be. And therefore it excels in its idiocy. But I'm still not really sure how to rate this so I'm just not going to? Yeah.
I don't know if you are all aware of this or not, but there is a podcast called Pounded in the Butt by My Own Podcast
And yes, it is in fact just Chuck Tingle books being read aloud to a hysterical audience.
Tingle books are so brilliant in their idiocy and ridiculousness, yet explicit enough for the target audience. And also, almost psychological in a way - what would it say about a person if they were turned on by the content?
THIS IS WHY CHUCK TINGLE IS A DOCTOR, PEOPLE.
Episode one of the podcast features a dramatic reading of the title inspiration.
It's the story of Kirk, a young scientist working for a company on the edge of groundbreaking cloning technology. If only they could find the right combination and stop producing blobs of immobile flesh that need to be euthanized.
For the latest effort, these scientists have combined the DNA from Kirk's brain, his butt and a hawk. The result shocks and amaze! It's a sentient flying ass - the perfect clone of Kirk's butt. It has all the memories and personality traits that Kirk has but none of the first-hand experiences.
There's a romantic spark between Kirk and his ass almost immediately. And that is in no way weird to his colleagues. So they go out to dinner and this is in no way weird to other patrons.
Kirk's ass wants to taste wine and eat a steak, to find out what it's really like, not just from Kirk's memories. Another thing he wants to try?
Well, I can't say...but from here things got really uncomfortable in the car for me and my husband as we drove to work listening to this at 7:30 in the morning.
It is so fucking stupid, but it's supposed to be. And therefore it excels in its idiocy. But I'm still not really sure how to rate this so I'm just not going to? Yeah.
March 23, 2015
Kindle Unlimited... bringing you horrible stories since 2014. So I took advantage of my KU membership to see just how bad this story could be, it was bad. We need to seriously reclassify these types of books to something other than Erotica, because all this does is lump a lot of really talented writers into a tainted pool of books.
I’ve read a few of these crazy titles for shits and giggles and found a few that were actually a little entertaining, but with this particular piece... nothing about it was entertaining.
I’ve read a few of these crazy titles for shits and giggles and found a few that were actually a little entertaining, but with this particular piece... nothing about it was entertaining.
December 24, 2016
All the stars for this, my first Tingler, for reasons aplenty:
- Purchased on the day Chuck Tingle donated all his proceeds to Planned Parenthood.
- Was the first book I had the heart to read after, and it made me laugh, a lot.
- Includes bonus material from Unicorn Butt Cops: Beach Patrol. A delightful surprise!
- Will feature prominently in my Year in Books and I cannot wait.
Thank you, Chuck Tingle. I should have bought you the butt socks I saw in a department store in Paris but didn’t purchase because I couldn’t think of the right recipient. How silly of me.
- Purchased on the day Chuck Tingle donated all his proceeds to Planned Parenthood.
- Was the first book I had the heart to read after, and it made me laugh, a lot.
- Includes bonus material from Unicorn Butt Cops: Beach Patrol. A delightful surprise!
- Will feature prominently in my Year in Books and I cannot wait.
Thank you, Chuck Tingle. I should have bought you the butt socks I saw in a department store in Paris but didn’t purchase because I couldn’t think of the right recipient. How silly of me.
February 6, 2017
Ugh.
I hate to admit it but it's far from the stupidest thing I've ever read. The biggest question I had when I started this was: what does being pounded in the butt by my own butt even means and it turned out to be a funny and clever H.G Wells-esque allegory on narcissism. and I'm not ashamed to say I enjoyed it until jizz started flying all over the place like it was Spiderman shooting webs. Jizz might be your thing, but any other jizz than my own clearly isn't mine.
Tingle here wrote a story about a man deeply in love with the deformed, hollow and somehow winged version of himself. There's not that much to it outside of the crafty and steamy allusion to the myth of Narcissus because it's so short. I guess there is some added value to it if you enjoy gay literotica because there an epic gay sex scene in there. Not even sure the protagonist was gay himself to be honest. He was just that much into himself. Anyway, Tingle has some flare, guys. I'm not really interested in reading any other gay erotica he wrote but it was better than I thought? And I'd definitely read something more consistent from him.
This was a reader's suggestion, by the way. I hold a draw of different reader suggestions on my website and I got this one for February.
I hate to admit it but it's far from the stupidest thing I've ever read. The biggest question I had when I started this was: what does being pounded in the butt by my own butt even means and it turned out to be a funny and clever H.G Wells-esque allegory on narcissism. and I'm not ashamed to say I enjoyed it until jizz started flying all over the place like it was Spiderman shooting webs. Jizz might be your thing, but any other jizz than my own clearly isn't mine.
Tingle here wrote a story about a man deeply in love with the deformed, hollow and somehow winged version of himself. There's not that much to it outside of the crafty and steamy allusion to the myth of Narcissus because it's so short. I guess there is some added value to it if you enjoy gay literotica because there an epic gay sex scene in there. Not even sure the protagonist was gay himself to be honest. He was just that much into himself. Anyway, Tingle has some flare, guys. I'm not really interested in reading any other gay erotica he wrote but it was better than I thought? And I'd definitely read something more consistent from him.
This was a reader's suggestion, by the way. I hold a draw of different reader suggestions on my website and I got this one for February.
August 23, 2022
“Your butt can’t stay here all night, there’s no place to sleep. Why don’t you take him home and then we can pick this up tomorrow morning?”
never have i ever laughed so hard reading an erotica 💀💀💀
(btw go scroll through this author’s book titles and covers, i’m dead laughing all day.)
April 12, 2015
Hmmm
This is probably the best book of gay man in love with a talking, hung, winged, genetically identical butt I have ever read. I am speechless.
This is probably the best book of gay man in love with a talking, hung, winged, genetically identical butt I have ever read. I am speechless.
April 6, 2015
When I saw the title of this one, I just had to find out what the hell it was. The description sounded so absurd, it only furthered my compulsion to read it. I'm not gay. I'm not an erotica fan. But I am a fan of the unusual and the absurd, and a brief scan of Tingle's other titles should show you that this guy is a master of the unusual and the absurd. Pounded By The Gay Unicorn Football Squad, Gay T-Rex Law Firm: Executive Boner, I'm Gay For My Living Billionaire Jet Plane, Pounded By The Gay Color Changing Dress! Okay, let's see what's really going on here...
Chuck Tingle is a real slick guy who has figured out how to capitalize on a strange little niche market for absurd gay Kindle erotica. He's not alone. There's Hunter Fox who writes about gay alli-frogs from space and gay orcs and gay fill-in-the-blank-with-a-silly-concept. But Fox and others are noticeably less put-together than Tingle. Tingle has great cover art, and I mean great in the way The Room or Troll 2 are great. All of his titles are memorable (though one does tend to get the exact titles of the unicorn books mixed up with the big foot books).
Even so, is this guy all just about the marketing? The books aren't any good, right? Surprisingly, this story was pretty decent. While it is obvious that Tingle churns them out fast (several noticeable typos) and the stories are insanely short for the money, it is quite clear that Chuck Tingle is a professional writer. He managed to make the story accessible, compelling (I couldn't stop reading it), and at turns very absurdly funny and very homoerotic. It's hard for me to judge exactly how successful the erotic part is but I'll say this: I can imagine someone jacking/jilling off to it. There's also a romantic element in this story of a guy searching for a soul mate and finding one in his own gay ass, then proceeding to be pounded by said ass and (SPOILER) to pound his own ass. There's a sort of amicable switch relationship there.
So, read this story.
The only question I have now is whether or not you can read multiple stories from his repertoire without feeling you are reading the same thing over and over again. But I image that would be true of much gay erotica. You are changing the characters and the window dressings, but essentially someone is going to get pounded by some kind of thing with a big dick at some point.
My hat's off to Mr. Tingle.
Chuck Tingle is a real slick guy who has figured out how to capitalize on a strange little niche market for absurd gay Kindle erotica. He's not alone. There's Hunter Fox who writes about gay alli-frogs from space and gay orcs and gay fill-in-the-blank-with-a-silly-concept. But Fox and others are noticeably less put-together than Tingle. Tingle has great cover art, and I mean great in the way The Room or Troll 2 are great. All of his titles are memorable (though one does tend to get the exact titles of the unicorn books mixed up with the big foot books).
Even so, is this guy all just about the marketing? The books aren't any good, right? Surprisingly, this story was pretty decent. While it is obvious that Tingle churns them out fast (several noticeable typos) and the stories are insanely short for the money, it is quite clear that Chuck Tingle is a professional writer. He managed to make the story accessible, compelling (I couldn't stop reading it), and at turns very absurdly funny and very homoerotic. It's hard for me to judge exactly how successful the erotic part is but I'll say this: I can imagine someone jacking/jilling off to it. There's also a romantic element in this story of a guy searching for a soul mate and finding one in his own gay ass, then proceeding to be pounded by said ass and (SPOILER) to pound his own ass. There's a sort of amicable switch relationship there.
So, read this story.
The only question I have now is whether or not you can read multiple stories from his repertoire without feeling you are reading the same thing over and over again. But I image that would be true of much gay erotica. You are changing the characters and the window dressings, but essentially someone is going to get pounded by some kind of thing with a big dick at some point.
My hat's off to Mr. Tingle.
August 6, 2023
22-7-2023
🔴 I'll be reading one book/month out of my comfort zone, with a weird title or a ridiculous cover and I'll be rating it ridiculously high.
This one is this month's funny pick.
Well.
Objectively speaking I'd leave this one without any kind of rating, but I'm granting this literary masterpiece 4⭐, but it's a category all on its own, as stated above.
I can see a very horny guy with wild imagination and an incest kink writing this. It's fine, it's... refreshing?
Let's take a closer look, shall we?
This was a very short storytelling about Kirk, a 22 - year old scientist involved in a project of cloning humans with animals.
No combination usually works in that lab, the only project that's successful is
"Today’s trial, which I have been randomly selected for as the subject, is going to take DNA from my brain, my ass, and a hawk. “What a combination!” I say aloud with a laugh."
Yeah, Kirk is laughing, because Kirk has a secret fetish and his ass with wings is about to make that fetish come true.
Not only that, Kirk is obviously falling in love.
"For the first time in a long time, I finally feel like I’m sitting across the table from someone who really gets me, deep down at the core of my being. It’s hard enough dating as a gay man in today’s world of casual hookups and reckless flings. I’m looking for something more and, incredibly, I think I might have just found it."
Yes, this was Kirk and his ass having dinner at a fancy italian restaurant.
And yes again, you're quite correct, Kirk and his ass fuck each other and it's not just great sex, but real love, the kind that makes him actually stay in a relationship this time.
With his own ass. When you know, you know.
“I’m just a bad little twink.” I admit to him. “And I need to be slammed from behind. I need to be taught a lesson by my own flying gay ass.” 😳
Well, this was quite the experience.
🔵 Impeccable writing.
🌶️ Great spice.
❗ A little bit of incest thrown in there, just up my alley.
This author has produced hundreds of extraordinary novellas and I'm not sure I'll have the time to read them all. I'll probably try, though.
🔴 I'll be reading one book/month out of my comfort zone, with a weird title or a ridiculous cover and I'll be rating it ridiculously high.
This one is this month's funny pick.
Well.
Objectively speaking I'd leave this one without any kind of rating, but I'm granting this literary masterpiece 4⭐, but it's a category all on its own, as stated above.
I can see a very horny guy with wild imagination and an incest kink writing this. It's fine, it's... refreshing?
Let's take a closer look, shall we?
This was a very short storytelling about Kirk, a 22 - year old scientist involved in a project of cloning humans with animals.
No combination usually works in that lab, the only project that's successful is
"Today’s trial, which I have been randomly selected for as the subject, is going to take DNA from my brain, my ass, and a hawk. “What a combination!” I say aloud with a laugh."
Yeah, Kirk is laughing, because Kirk has a secret fetish and his ass with wings is about to make that fetish come true.
Not only that, Kirk is obviously falling in love.
"For the first time in a long time, I finally feel like I’m sitting across the table from someone who really gets me, deep down at the core of my being. It’s hard enough dating as a gay man in today’s world of casual hookups and reckless flings. I’m looking for something more and, incredibly, I think I might have just found it."
Yes, this was Kirk and his ass having dinner at a fancy italian restaurant.
And yes again, you're quite correct, Kirk and his ass fuck each other and it's not just great sex, but real love, the kind that makes him actually stay in a relationship this time.
With his own ass. When you know, you know.
“I’m just a bad little twink.” I admit to him. “And I need to be slammed from behind. I need to be taught a lesson by my own flying gay ass.” 😳
Well, this was quite the experience.
🔵 Impeccable writing.
🌶️ Great spice.
❗ A little bit of incest thrown in there, just up my alley.
This author has produced hundreds of extraordinary novellas and I'm not sure I'll have the time to read them all. I'll probably try, though.
March 25, 2015
***1 "Just WTF Did I Just Read?" Stars***
I've been dying to check out one of these Chuck Tingle books. I love erotica, and I figured a book written by the same author as the brilliantly-titled My Billionaire Triceratops Craves Gay Ass had to at least give me a giggle. A friend payed the $2.99 that I wouldn't pay unless Hell froze over and lent me the book so I could see what this author is all about.
This book is clearly meant to parody the insta-love and over-the-top dialogue found in (too) many erotic romances, but it falls short of being clever. It really isn't funny, not even in an "I'm going to Hell for thinking this is funny" kind of way. Which is too bad, because I was hoping for either real laughs or hot sex or both. Instead there were a few mildly amusing lines and a whole lot of weirdness.
This is officially my first one-star rating.
I've been dying to check out one of these Chuck Tingle books. I love erotica, and I figured a book written by the same author as the brilliantly-titled My Billionaire Triceratops Craves Gay Ass had to at least give me a giggle. A friend payed the $2.99 that I wouldn't pay unless Hell froze over and lent me the book so I could see what this author is all about.
This book is clearly meant to parody the insta-love and over-the-top dialogue found in (too) many erotic romances, but it falls short of being clever. It really isn't funny, not even in an "I'm going to Hell for thinking this is funny" kind of way. Which is too bad, because I was hoping for either real laughs or hot sex or both. Instead there were a few mildly amusing lines and a whole lot of weirdness.
This is officially my first one-star rating.
April 3, 2015
Pounded in the Butt by My Own Butt by Chuck Tingle
Series: NO
Genre:M/M Erotica, Sci-fi/Horror NO
Age Group: Just… NO
Length: only 15 pages–blessedly.
Release Date: March 19th 2015
Format: Kindle
Source: Purchased. Unfortunately…
Overall Rating: NO. I’m not even going there.
Review:
Thanks ladies! You picked me a real winner >.<
So if you’re wondering why I read this gem, my readers picked it for me via vote from the post–Want to pick my next READING DISASTER? Check out these fabulously RIDICULOUS titles! #FML. And I have to say that I was a bit disappointed that I didn’t get to read about the Cheese Puff pimp in “Cheesy Puff Came to Life And Pimped My Gay Ass!” but hey we can’t always get what we want.
First, lets discuss the cover. It’s great right? Or no. No it’s definitely shit.
Now that that’s covered we can get to the meat of the story. ⟵ heh. like what I did there. o.O
Kirk is a genetic scientist that works with DNA by cloning parts of human bodies with parts of animals–like a hybrid kinda deal. We get a lengthy intro into why that is, but to be honest it was quite boring and made absolutely no sense so I won’t bore you with the details.
One day Kirk walks into work and it’s his turn to give DNA for the cloning research. You see they can only work with their own DNA for ethical reasons. Yes, it said ethical reasons. Anyway, they cross his butt DNA with some kind of flying bird and volla! They “hatch” a flying butt.
When Kirk meets his flying butt for the first time he realizes that all of his deepest darkest secrets were transplanted into this butt with his DNA! And yes, the butt talks–through it’s beak (I think). After realizing this he becomes intrigued, and his colleague being the good wingman he is, leaves him alone with his butt so they can get better acquainted, and you know, have a sleepover.
However, Kirk wants to wine and dine his ass before the sleepover so they go out to eat–at a restaurant–in public. It is there that Kirk realizes he wants more than ass from his ass, meaning he feels a connection with it. Only it doesn’t have a name so he names it Portork.
It’s hard enough dating as a gay man in today’s world of casual hookups and reckless flings. I’m looking for something more and, incredibly, I think I might have just found it.
Poor Kirk. He just can’t seem to find the right guy. Until he meets his own ass that is. And as dinner progresses he can’t contain his lust anymore.
If I’m going to be honest, at this very moment I can barely contain my lust for this suave sophisticated living butt.
So… I don’t think I need to point out how narcissistic falling in love with your own ass is, do I?
They race to Kirks house and can hardly contain their lust to get through the front door. They immediately start kissing (I have no idea how though since his ass has a beak) and race into the bedroom. Then Kirk’s clothes start flying off and a penis sprouts out of Portork’s ass–so of course Kirk immediately starts sucking on it and things get steamy.
…his physique is quite impressive and I laugh out loud when I realize that I’m only complimenting myself.
“Impressive.” I tell the flying butt.
“Hey, I got it from you.” Portork says with a wink.
After a bit of foreplay Kirk can’t take it anymore. He wants Portork to do him now!
“I need you to fuck me.” I suddenly admit in a haze of lustful desperation. “I need to be pounded up the ass by my own ass!”
So they get to it. There is butts pounding and wings flapping but there is also something more.
The connection erupting between us right now is more than just one of depraved lust; it’s an expression of pure, unfiltered love in it’s rawest form, the love between a man and his own living ass.
Awe, true love. <3 They switch places and then Kirk is topping his own ass, and this happens…
“Fuck.” I groan. “I love cumming in my own asshole.”
Yeah, so it was a quick read at 15 pages. o.O Yup.
SPOILER ALERT!
The next day his ass dumps him after their one night stand and Kirk is devastated. Only to learn that it was a joke. No not the book silly, leaving him was. Portork tells him he loves him and they are meant to be. So Kirk and his ass live HEA.
I will say that Chuck Tingle is not a bad writer in theory. If he wrote something “real” I might read it. Well no, I wouldn’t. But that’s only because I read this one, and I can’t ever get back those 10 minutes. Or the visuals–you’re welcome BTW.
Oh! And it’s lendable! So if anyone wants it just throw me an email. I’d be more than happy to lend it to you!
StacyHgg of Books Unhinged
See on Amazon
P.S. This book comes to life in Chuck’s next novel and threatens to sue him. Then fucks him, I think
Series: NO
Genre:
Age Group: Just… NO
Length: only 15 pages–blessedly.
Release Date: March 19th 2015
Format: Kindle
Source: Purchased. Unfortunately…
Overall Rating: NO. I’m not even going there.
Review:
Thanks ladies! You picked me a real winner >.<
So if you’re wondering why I read this gem, my readers picked it for me via vote from the post–Want to pick my next READING DISASTER? Check out these fabulously RIDICULOUS titles! #FML. And I have to say that I was a bit disappointed that I didn’t get to read about the Cheese Puff pimp in “Cheesy Puff Came to Life And Pimped My Gay Ass!” but hey we can’t always get what we want.
First, lets discuss the cover. It’s great right? Or no. No it’s definitely shit.
Now that that’s covered we can get to the meat of the story. ⟵ heh. like what I did there. o.O
Kirk is a genetic scientist that works with DNA by cloning parts of human bodies with parts of animals–like a hybrid kinda deal. We get a lengthy intro into why that is, but to be honest it was quite boring and made absolutely no sense so I won’t bore you with the details.
One day Kirk walks into work and it’s his turn to give DNA for the cloning research. You see they can only work with their own DNA for ethical reasons. Yes, it said ethical reasons. Anyway, they cross his butt DNA with some kind of flying bird and volla! They “hatch” a flying butt.
When Kirk meets his flying butt for the first time he realizes that all of his deepest darkest secrets were transplanted into this butt with his DNA! And yes, the butt talks–through it’s beak (I think). After realizing this he becomes intrigued, and his colleague being the good wingman he is, leaves him alone with his butt so they can get better acquainted, and you know, have a sleepover.
However, Kirk wants to wine and dine his ass before the sleepover so they go out to eat–at a restaurant–in public. It is there that Kirk realizes he wants more than ass from his ass, meaning he feels a connection with it. Only it doesn’t have a name so he names it Portork.
It’s hard enough dating as a gay man in today’s world of casual hookups and reckless flings. I’m looking for something more and, incredibly, I think I might have just found it.
Poor Kirk. He just can’t seem to find the right guy. Until he meets his own ass that is. And as dinner progresses he can’t contain his lust anymore.
If I’m going to be honest, at this very moment I can barely contain my lust for this suave sophisticated living butt.
So… I don’t think I need to point out how narcissistic falling in love with your own ass is, do I?
They race to Kirks house and can hardly contain their lust to get through the front door. They immediately start kissing (I have no idea how though since his ass has a beak) and race into the bedroom. Then Kirk’s clothes start flying off and a penis sprouts out of Portork’s ass–so of course Kirk immediately starts sucking on it and things get steamy.
…his physique is quite impressive and I laugh out loud when I realize that I’m only complimenting myself.
“Impressive.” I tell the flying butt.
“Hey, I got it from you.” Portork says with a wink.
After a bit of foreplay Kirk can’t take it anymore. He wants Portork to do him now!
“I need you to fuck me.” I suddenly admit in a haze of lustful desperation. “I need to be pounded up the ass by my own ass!”
So they get to it. There is butts pounding and wings flapping but there is also something more.
The connection erupting between us right now is more than just one of depraved lust; it’s an expression of pure, unfiltered love in it’s rawest form, the love between a man and his own living ass.
Awe, true love. <3 They switch places and then Kirk is topping his own ass, and this happens…
“Fuck.” I groan. “I love cumming in my own asshole.”
Yeah, so it was a quick read at 15 pages. o.O Yup.
SPOILER ALERT!
The next day his ass dumps him after their one night stand and Kirk is devastated. Only to learn that it was a joke. No not the book silly, leaving him was. Portork tells him he loves him and they are meant to be. So Kirk and his ass live HEA.
I will say that Chuck Tingle is not a bad writer in theory. If he wrote something “real” I might read it. Well no, I wouldn’t. But that’s only because I read this one, and I can’t ever get back those 10 minutes. Or the visuals–you’re welcome BTW.
Oh! And it’s lendable! So if anyone wants it just throw me an email. I’d be more than happy to lend it to you!
StacyHgg of Books Unhinged
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P.S. This book comes to life in Chuck’s next novel and threatens to sue him. Then fucks him, I think
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March 25, 2015Sometimes there are book titles SO awesome that you know they had to have came from a future where the world is a more awesome place.
June 29, 2015
There will be SPOILERS lots and Lots of SPOILERS!!!
NOT FOR THE FAINT OF HEART!!!
So when A friend link me to this book (Why? You may ask. Cause that's what we do) and I discovered that it was available on Kindle Unlimited I figured why not.
Semi Brief Over View Of What Went On
This book follows Kirk a scientific researcher who's apart of a team who's looking into rapid clone growth.
Today's trial, which I have been randomly selected for as the subject, is going to take DNA from my brain, my ass, and a hawk.
19%
As you can guess there's success. Dependent I feel on what one views as success.
Anyway him and the Clone Butt start Flirting.
Dr.Porter finds himself glancing back and forth between us, clearly picking up on the vibe that's been established. After many nights out drinking with Dr.Porter, he has proven himself to be a killer wingman, and he's showing that impeccable support once again.
35%
And they head off to dinner where heavy innuendos, self evaluations, and even more flirting take place.
For the first time in a long time, I finally feel like I'm sitting across the from someone who really gets me, deep down at the core of my being.
42% - 47%
Sometime after that self insight he insists the Butt Clone needs a name and so it was then that the Butt Clone was Named Portork!!
and not long after more self insight
Suddenly, I find myself overwhelmed with lust for this incredible butt. I know that this is only the first night we've know each other, but I also know that the feelings I have for this ass are not just some passing phase. This is as real as it gets, and if I don't say something now I will regret it for the rest of my life.
51%
and as I think about this whole situation I'm just like
Anyway after that they go back to Kirks place and start to get intimate
As I lean in towards Portork, I see a massive cock beginning to grow out of the front of his body, stretching upward until it becomes a fully engorged shaft
55%
Over all the book wasn't that bad. Weird as hell but funny.
Kirk and Portork had nice banter with one another.
I do feel like Portork could have been described better although I'm not sure that would have stop the IS THIS REALLY HAPPENING feeling that was going on.
Also like no one is questioning this? Even the people in the restaurant? Are people regularly getting it on with their misshapen clones?
So did you read it? Do you plan to?
I'm just going to Imagine this instead.
Open if you don't mind more suggestive pictures.
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November 14, 2021hilarious but anatomically I don't understand what happened or why no one questioned a flying ass in a fancy restaurant
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My review was first posted on Northern Plunder, you can read more of my reviews there too.
So I’m back from America now and honestly what better way to announce my arrival back in the UK other than with some erotica reviews.
But not just any erotica. No.
Chuck Tingle erotica.
Now if you haven’t noticed yet then uh go double check the title of this book and its cover before you continue…
Back?
Okay well Chuck Tingles work is on the questionable side of serious so possibly don’t be put off by the fact its erotica.
One dark and stormy night my book club and I were doing our usual chattings and shenanigans and we found out about the God that is Chuck Tingle with his amazing book covers and titles. We banded together and created a fan-tumblr and all promised to read at least one of his amazing works of art.
I picked up Pounded in the Butt by My Own Butt because I just had to know how this would be written. Also that cover is something.
The writing isn’t terrible but its also hard to say with a straight face that this is strictly erotica. It was very comical and therefor I wasn’t entirely sure how to rate it.
I mean there are even some wise words within
So how does this winged butt creation come about?
Oh you know, my pure accident.
One of my favourite passages:
which 14 other people agreed with.
Once your butt exists what would you do? Keep it in the lab for further testing …or maybe take it out to a fancy restaurant?
Yup the restaurant it is, because an expensive dish is the predecessor of a good old butt pounding.
With a flying butt.
AND NO ONE QUESTIONS IT. At all.
Not the waiter or any guests. It simply happens.
Which is brilliant.
Anyway, the actual pounding was a pounding indeed and they both seemed very happy. Especially considering the butt has his memories so he knew exactly how to please him.
Once these 38 pages were over I was graciously greeted with another story that I didn’t realise was included.
So now we move to Unicorn Butt Cops: Beach Patrol and honestly if that cover at the top of the post didn’t inspire you to read this I’m not sure what else will.
This one is only 15 pages but you get a full in public anal threesome as punishment for stealing. Oh and two of them are half unicorns because why not.
If you’ve read any Chuck Tingle books let me know! If you haven’t, are you gonna try them?
Also I have just found out that he is now creating a podcast with Nightvale Presents so check that out if it’s more your thing.
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My review was first posted on Northern Plunder, you can read more of my reviews there too.
So I’m back from America now and honestly what better way to announce my arrival back in the UK other than with some erotica reviews.
But not just any erotica. No.
Chuck Tingle erotica.
Now if you haven’t noticed yet then uh go double check the title of this book and its cover before you continue…
Back?
Okay well Chuck Tingles work is on the questionable side of serious so possibly don’t be put off by the fact its erotica.
One dark and stormy night my book club and I were doing our usual chattings and shenanigans and we found out about the God that is Chuck Tingle with his amazing book covers and titles. We banded together and created a fan-tumblr and all promised to read at least one of his amazing works of art.
I picked up Pounded in the Butt by My Own Butt because I just had to know how this would be written. Also that cover is something.
The writing isn’t terrible but its also hard to say with a straight face that this is strictly erotica. It was very comical and therefor I wasn’t entirely sure how to rate it.
I mean there are even some wise words within
So how does this winged butt creation come about?
Oh you know, my pure accident.
One of my favourite passages:
which 14 other people agreed with.
Once your butt exists what would you do? Keep it in the lab for further testing …or maybe take it out to a fancy restaurant?
Yup the restaurant it is, because an expensive dish is the predecessor of a good old butt pounding.
With a flying butt.
AND NO ONE QUESTIONS IT. At all.
Not the waiter or any guests. It simply happens.
Which is brilliant.
Anyway, the actual pounding was a pounding indeed and they both seemed very happy. Especially considering the butt has his memories so he knew exactly how to please him.
Once these 38 pages were over I was graciously greeted with another story that I didn’t realise was included.
So now we move to Unicorn Butt Cops: Beach Patrol and honestly if that cover at the top of the post didn’t inspire you to read this I’m not sure what else will.
This one is only 15 pages but you get a full in public anal threesome as punishment for stealing. Oh and two of them are half unicorns because why not.
If you’ve read any Chuck Tingle books let me know! If you haven’t, are you gonna try them?
Also I have just found out that he is now creating a podcast with Nightvale Presents so check that out if it’s more your thing.
October 16, 2017
So many questions raised. How does a butt talk? How does a butt clink a wine glass while dining in a fancy restaurant? How does cross-species gene recombination work?
May 27, 2022
It's not the worst thing I've read. I was definitely entertained.
January 13, 2025
Somehow the best and least embarrassing thing i read this weekend
April 18, 2024
According to Dr. Chuck Tingle, this is the book to start with if you want to dive into the tingleverse so here we go...
This was hilarious. Look, I'm ngl, the writing is rushed with lots of errors, the plot is ridiculous, and trying to visualize this made my head hurt a little, but, it was really really fun. Just absurd, and laugh out loud funny.
Also, I gotta be honest, I am biased because I saw Chuck Tingle in person yesterday, and he's amazing, and now I'm a buckaroo for a life so...
This was hilarious. Look, I'm ngl, the writing is rushed with lots of errors, the plot is ridiculous, and trying to visualize this made my head hurt a little, but, it was really really fun. Just absurd, and laugh out loud funny.
Also, I gotta be honest, I am biased because I saw Chuck Tingle in person yesterday, and he's amazing, and now I'm a buckaroo for a life so...
May 2, 2024
ma vie vient de changer complètement, c'était les 4k de mots les plus profonds que j'ai jamais lu ( nan sah j'ai pleuré de rire )
no-way-in-hell
May 19, 2015
October 5, 2024
this is it. the book that completes my 2024 reading challenge. and it is outstanding. i listened to cecil baldwin read it and it was life-changing. i'm already a buckaroo and a true tingler. i love chuck tingle and their works and vibes and everything. and this was just absolutely spectacular. this is what life is about, i have to say.
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March 28, 2021read for scientific reasons... i don't know what I expected
May 2, 2024
c’était fou, c’était beau, c’était merveilleux. je n’ai jamais ressenti une telle émotion pour une paire de fesses, portork tu seras à jamais dans mon cœur.
August 19, 2025
now THIS is real literature
August 26, 2022
A friend recommended this to me
You know who you are...
My only question is how dafuq does a butt wink and smile I'm guessing with his asshole???!?
You know who you are...
My only question is how dafuq does a butt wink and smile I'm guessing with his asshole???!?
February 29, 2016
Hilarious, smart, meta, a (well-written, I insist) parody of erotic romance, in which the smartass (sorry) alpha is played by a sentient winged butt, created in 10 minutes in a cloning lab, and who immediately sets on looking for love.
And where else to find it, than in the welcoming arms of the young scientist who cloned his own butt and brain, all combined with the genes of a falcon, to engender our winged hero? A romantic dinner date ensues, followed by the kind of sex you expect from a romance book (No. Wait, you don't expect anything involving a winged butt topping a grown man and vice-versa, my bad). The mandatory angst is dealt with in one single paragraph, and we jump onto the HEA. A job well-done.
Not only this, but for the same price, we get a second story! This time, we follow a desperate young man who's lost everything and lives on Venice beach, surviving through the petty theft of carnitas. Our boy ends up stealing the WRONG carnita, though, and the vendor call the Unicorn Butt Cops on him (you read that right, and they show up on roller skates, doing figures). What follows is an (admittedly forgettable) erotic vignette, which will lead to the mandatory HEA.
Chuck Tingle is completely mad, but it's okay. We need gems like this one.
And where else to find it, than in the welcoming arms of the young scientist who cloned his own butt and brain, all combined with the genes of a falcon, to engender our winged hero? A romantic dinner date ensues, followed by the kind of sex you expect from a romance book (No. Wait, you don't expect anything involving a winged butt topping a grown man and vice-versa, my bad). The mandatory angst is dealt with in one single paragraph, and we jump onto the HEA. A job well-done.
Not only this, but for the same price, we get a second story! This time, we follow a desperate young man who's lost everything and lives on Venice beach, surviving through the petty theft of carnitas. Our boy ends up stealing the WRONG carnita, though, and the vendor call the Unicorn Butt Cops on him (you read that right, and they show up on roller skates, doing figures). What follows is an (admittedly forgettable) erotic vignette, which will lead to the mandatory HEA.
Chuck Tingle is completely mad, but it's okay. We need gems like this one.
August 31, 2016
In case you're wondering, and I know you are, PitBbmOB was a moving contemporary fairy tail, combining realism and magic with a tender love story. It explored the ethics of genetic engineering while tackling emotional issues such as coming face to face (or face to ass) with one's own flaws. Oh, and there's ass pounding. By a sentient butt. With a dick. And wings (because hawk DNA).
Oh how I'd love to get stoned and listen to Chuck Tingle improvise stories. I seriously want to know how his brain works, because it seems like a pretty awesomely weird place.
October 23, 2018
a literary trump. unlike anything you've ever read before. a true avant-garde masterpiece. i am in perpetual awe and admiration of chuck and his ability.
October 27, 2024
2.75 STARS
CW: some ethically and morally questionable experiments
This was my palate cleanser after reading another book for uni all day and only barely making progress. I was definitely very entertained with this, so I'd call it a successful cleanse.
Nonetheless, I have MANY questions about this story. Why did they think combining animal and human DNA in their experiments was a good idea? How does the butt speak? Does it have a mouth or is it literally speaking out of its ass? Apparently it has an eye, but where? Does it use its wings to slice the steak and eat it? WHY IS ITS NAME PORTORK??? HOW DOES PORTORK SUDDENLY GROW A MASSIVE PENIS??
I laughed out loud multiple times, some things certainly were even wilder than I had anticipated. I liked Space Raptor Butt Invasion more than this but I'll probably read the subsequent installments as well because judging by the titles, they only become more unhinged.
Once again, if you're slightly intrigued at the Tingleverse, give the books a try. Of course, they are not the pinnacle of literature but they definitely aren't as bad as some would have you believe. This shit is ridiculous but Chuck Tingle is very aware of that fact which makes these stories incredibly entertaining in my opinion.
CW: some ethically and morally questionable experiments
This was my palate cleanser after reading another book for uni all day and only barely making progress. I was definitely very entertained with this, so I'd call it a successful cleanse.
Nonetheless, I have MANY questions about this story. Why did they think combining animal and human DNA in their experiments was a good idea? How does the butt speak? Does it have a mouth or is it literally speaking out of its ass? Apparently it has an eye, but where? Does it use its wings to slice the steak and eat it? WHY IS ITS NAME PORTORK??? HOW DOES PORTORK SUDDENLY GROW A MASSIVE PENIS??
I laughed out loud multiple times, some things certainly were even wilder than I had anticipated. I liked Space Raptor Butt Invasion more than this but I'll probably read the subsequent installments as well because judging by the titles, they only become more unhinged.
Once again, if you're slightly intrigued at the Tingleverse, give the books a try. Of course, they are not the pinnacle of literature but they definitely aren't as bad as some would have you believe. This shit is ridiculous but Chuck Tingle is very aware of that fact which makes these stories incredibly entertaining in my opinion.
May 10, 2023
I really admire the ability to be unhindered by probability when it comes to plot shenanigans / setting / worldbuilding-- in Meatbun Doesn't Eat Meat's work, and in every line of every Tingler. It's also important that GAY erotica is part of it-- I'm neutral-to-avoidant on erotica in general, but the joyful embrace of sexuality is not divisible from the greatness, and giggling my way through the sex scenes hits different from skimming through serious erotica (although I'm interested to see how the tales work in Not Pounded By Anything).
This is the second one I listened to (I am listening to these performed by first time readers on Pounded in the Butt By My Own Podcast). It was read by Cecil Baldwin from Welcome to Night Vale :)
The first one I listened to isn't on Goodreads it appears: Pounded in the Butt by My Handsome Laundry Detergent Pod, read by a bemused Justin McElroy. I laughed until I cried, walking home from the grocery store with heavy bags. 10/10
This is the second one I listened to (I am listening to these performed by first time readers on Pounded in the Butt By My Own Podcast). It was read by Cecil Baldwin from Welcome to Night Vale :)
The first one I listened to isn't on Goodreads it appears: Pounded in the Butt by My Handsome Laundry Detergent Pod, read by a bemused Justin McElroy. I laughed until I cried, walking home from the grocery store with heavy bags. 10/10
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