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How To Put A Boot In A Ship Made Of Teeth: a book about how to put a boot in a ship made of teeth

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A book about how to put a boot in a ship made of teeth.

56 pages, Paperback

Published September 14, 2012

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Mark Baumer

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Mark Baumer was an award-winning poet and an environmental activist who trekked barefoot across the country to raise awareness about climate change.

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June 10, 2019
This is the kind of writing that gets you placed in remedial classes in grade school.

"The building has a wooden leg so it can stand higher than all the other buildings."

"That's nice, Mark. Can you tell me what 2 + 2 is?"

"The moon is made of ice cream."
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