Introduction (Betcha Can't Read Just One) • essay by Alan Dean Foster The Wicked Old Witch • [Sandor Courane] • shortstory by George Alec Effinger Talk Radio • shortstory by Jack McDevitt Deal with the Devil • shortstory by Nina Kiriki Hoffman Final Solution • (1992) • shortstory by Mike Resnick Rainy Day in Halicarnassus • (1988) • shortstory by R. A. Lafferty You Should Pardon Me, I'm Not Making This Up • shortstory by Tobias Grace When the Ego Alters • shortstory by Laura Resnick Sikander Khan • novelette by Margaret Ball Betcha Can't Eat Just One • shortstory by Alan Dean Foster New Hope for Denture Wearers • shortstory by Ron Goulart Small Miracles, Part II: That's the Way the Golem Crumbles • (1989) • shortstory by Mel Gilden The Smart Sword • novelette by Edward Wellen Yeti • (1990) • shortstory by Wolfgang Jeschke (trans. of Yeti 1980) Demons Aren't a Girl's Best Friend • novelette by Greg Costikyan The Broad in the Bronze Bra • novelette by Esther M. Friesner The Final Apprentice • shortstory by Steve Rasnic Tem
Bestselling science fiction writer Alan Dean Foster was born in New York City in 1946, but raised mainly in California. He received a B.A. in Political Science from UCLA in 1968, and a M.F.A. in 1969. Foster lives in Arizona with his wife, but he enjoys traveling because it gives him opportunities to meet new people and explore new places and cultures. This interest is carried over to his writing, but with a twist: the new places encountered in his books are likely to be on another planet, and the people may belong to an alien race.
Foster began his career as an author when a letter he sent to Arkham Collection was purchased by the editor and published in the magazine in 1968. His first novel, The Tar-Aiym Krang, introduced the Humanx Commonwealth, a galactic alliance between humans and an insectlike race called Thranx. Several other novels, including the Icerigger trilogy, are also set in the world of the Commonwealth. The Tar-Aiym Krang also marked the first appearance of Flinx, a young man with paranormal abilities, who reappears in other books, including Orphan Star, For Love of Mother-Not, and Flinx in Flux.
Foster has also written The Damned series and the Spellsinger series, which includes The Hour of the Gate, The Moment of the Magician, The Paths of the Perambulator, and Son of Spellsinger, among others. Other books include novelizations of science fiction movies and television shows such as Star Trek, The Black Hole, Starman, Star Wars, and the Alien movies. Splinter of the Mind's Eye, a bestselling novel based on the Star Wars movies, received the Galaxy Award in 1979. The book Cyber Way won the Southwest Book Award for Fiction in 1990. His novel Our Lady of the Machine won him the UPC Award (Spain) in 1993. He also won the Ignotus Award (Spain) in 1994 and the Stannik Award (Russia) in 2000.
Some of these stories were amusing and some were actually kind of dull. I loved the one about the fairy godmother, the one about the Jewish legends, and the one about the employment agency. Otherwise, nah.