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464 pages, Hardcover
First published September 10, 2019
”I was born with the devil in me…
And he has been with me ever since.
It is set in stone then: my affection toward this series is truly dead. In spite of being very enthusiastic about the whole business of writing a snarky review, part of me feels very sad because, in the beginning, Stalking Jack the Ripper, the first book in the series, was one of my favorites. But the magic is gone, and if I to pick up book one and book four and compare them, I'd see two absolutely different books in style and message. Maybe 'it's not you but me' situation, but I highly doubt it because a series that started from solving gruesome murders with witty and intelligent characters, turned into a quest of finding a husband.
Here goes a short summary of Capturing the Devil CAPTURING A TITLED HUSBAND OR HOW RICH PEOPLE DON'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT A SERIAL KILLER WHEN THEY HAVE A WEDDING TO PLAN. BEWARE THE SPOILERS!
So Audrey Rose and Thomas love each other; they want to get engaged to consummate their undying love. But wait, it's not enough: they have to marry as soon as possible, in two weeks time, to be precise! Thomas is a lord, his father is a duke and his mother was a distant relative of Dracula (yes, that Dracula). What an excellent breed we've got here!
Audrey Rose is such a feminist! She's ready to marry at 17 y.o.; moreover, she's ready to take his family name because - for a second - it's her choice, unlike her own family name that was given to her at birth without her consent. Poor child! Most young women of my station married at about twenty-one years, but my soul felt older, especially after the events on the RMS Etruria.
So the upcoming nuptials are nearing, and our love-birds decide to consummate their progressive engagement with sex on the night before the wedding. Of course, the groom is such a glorious stud and he practices physically a lot... by moving cadavers. What a sport you've got here, lad!
“How is it you’re so… defined?” I asked, running my hands over his surprisingly hard chest. “Do you take secret sword lessons I ought to know about? This”—I motioned to him—“makes no sense.”
“Truthfully?” Thomas laughed, seeming to release a bit of his own nerves. “I pick up cadavers every day in the laboratory. All that body-hauling business keeps me quite fit and healthy.
How exciting!
Some tears later, we find out that Thomas's evil Duke of a father does not want his son to marry below station *how scandalous* and so he forged his son's signature on a paper that says he has to marry this another girl, who is, at least, a daughter of a marquise. And here Thomas can't hold it together anymore and threatens to forsake his title and inheritance to be with the woman he loves. But the Duke can't be duped so easily and so he threatens to marry Thomas's younger sister off to an old oaf *double gasp*
And the most interesting part is characters have only known each other for short five months! FIVE MONTHS and they ready to marry and love each other eternally. How modern, how feminist, indeed!Mr. Thomas Cresswell—my insufferable yet most decidedly charming partner in crime solving—and I had danced around the subject of both courtship and marriage. I’d agreed to accept him, should he ask my father first, and hadn’t expected everything to unfold quite as quickly as it had. We’d known each other for just a few short months—five now—but it felt right.
In all that delusional fever, nobody seemed to give a shit about the serial killer who opens up whores like tin cans. It seems I am the only one who cares about whores more than royal weddings.
All of the above was happening for about 30-40% of the book, until, oh blessing, the characters seemed to finally remember about the killer! From that point on, things straightened up a little bit, and my interest piqued at the murder investigation. To my delight (not really), some scenes between our love-birds were good enough to remind me a little bit why I loved this series so much in the first place. But, overall, the whole murder business was distilled with an overabundance of romance that poured off the pages like a thickening syrop: too sticky to digest it without a cringe.
Thomas Cresswell, who was one of the best male characters for me once upon a time, completely and irrevocably turned into a spinless sidekick of the heroine, who doesn't know what real feminism really means.
But, of course, I still have to give it to the author: research for this book was amazing, and the setting was quite authentic, in my humble opinion. And I always liked Kerri Maniscalco's writing style, so in that area, I don't have any scores to settle.
All in all, Capturing the Devil is a masked romance novel about capturing a husband who knows his way with cadavers. It was sexy at times (not the cadavers business), it was gruesome at times, it was decently written - but the magic is gone and I have nothing else to add except, "Rest in peace, my love."
“The world needed to be better. And if it wasn’t possible for it to be better, we, its inhabitants, needed to do better.”
“Beyond life, beyond death, my love for thee is eternal.”
“Thank you for the shoes, Thomas.” I looked at the stack of boxes, teetering precariously close to the edge of the settee now. He caught my stare and nudged them back to safety. “All of them. It was very sweet. And highly unnecessary.”
“Your happiness is always necessary to me.” He tilted my chin up and kissed the tip of my nose. “We’ll find new ways of navigating the world together, Wadsworth. If you can no longer wear heels, we’ll design flats you adore. If you ever find those no longer work, I’ll have a wheeled chair made and bejeweled to your liking. Anything at all in the universe you need, we will make it so. And if you’d prefer to do it on your own, I will always step aside. I also promise to keep my opinion mostly to myself.”
“Mostly?”
He considered that. “Unless it’s vastly inappropriate. Then I’ll share it with gusto.”
#1: Stalking Jack the Ripper ★★★★★
#2: Hunting Prince Dracula ★★★★★
#3: Escaping From Houdini ★★★★★
#3.5: Becoming the Dark Prince ★★★★★
#4: Capturing the Devil ★★★★★
While sailing on that cursed ocean liner, I’d played a role that convinced everyone, even Thomas, that my affections had shifted. I’d mastered emotional manipulation; I’d become a living sleight of hand.