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March 16, 2009
This book is dry and humorous. I don't recommend reading your friend their sign. I've had two people leave my house because of it.
March 4, 2012
Aquariano: Seu cérebro é como uma enciclopédia com várias páginas faltando. Você confunde pedaços de uma conversa que teve há um ano com o documentário sobre as pirâmides que você viu na semana passada. Daí,você insiste que teve uma conversa com o curador de um museu egípcio sobre as relíquias encontradas na tumba do Rei Tut. A parte triste é que você acredita em suas fantasias e, portanto, você é não apenas uma fraude como também muito pirado. Os alienígenas seqüestram aquarianos com maior freqüência do que qualquer outro signo. Na verdade, vocês provavelmente são alienígenas que usam a história do rapto para encobrir seus estranhos padrões de conduta.
HAHAHA. Gosto particularmente da ilustração do aquariano na capa: um cara pelado parecendo um palhaço psicopata despejando um líquido radiotivo na galera.
Mamãe era uma espiã; papai era um psicopata
Aquário é elétrico e imprevisível. Você sabe que a tempestade está chegando, só não tem certeza de quando ou com que força. Aquário é a versão humana do tornado que carregou Dorothy para a terra de Oz.
Livro Favorito: Psicografando Mensagens do Além de Animais de Estimação por Prazer e por Dinheiro.
Modelo Exemplar: Goldfinger.
Emprego dos Sonhos: Chefe dos Borgs.
HAHAHA. Gosto particularmente da ilustração do aquariano na capa: um cara pelado parecendo um palhaço psicopata despejando um líquido radiotivo na galera.
Mamãe era uma espiã; papai era um psicopata
Aquário é elétrico e imprevisível. Você sabe que a tempestade está chegando, só não tem certeza de quando ou com que força. Aquário é a versão humana do tornado que carregou Dorothy para a terra de Oz.
Livro Favorito: Psicografando Mensagens do Além de Animais de Estimação por Prazer e por Dinheiro.
Modelo Exemplar: Goldfinger.
Emprego dos Sonhos: Chefe dos Borgs.
October 26, 2016
This book review is for Born on a Rotten Day: Illuminating and Coping with the Dark Side of the Zodiac by Hazel Dixon-Cooper
There are probably just a handful of books that I refer to often enough that the pages have become tattered, the covers bent and worn… This is one of them. I find excuses to bring it down from the shelf, all too frequently, that I've ended up building a smaller shelf to keep it closer at hand. What makes this book so special?
Well, let's start with the author. Hazel Dixon-Cooper. She is a professional Astrologer, with over 25 years of characterizing folks based on their humble birth charts. She's the author of the best-selling series, of which this book was the first of (The Rotten Day Series), and she is the woman responsible for me recognizing an Aquarius man as the one holding the other piece of my soul.
As the title suggests, or at least, would lead one to assume, the book is written in a sarcastic but informative tone. I will (sadly) admit, that her vocabulary far exceeds my own, and I embarrassingly have to say that I had to look up one too many words! But that is obviously my own issue, and definitely not a complaint.
A friend of mine, years ago, turned me onto this book, after knowing how I felt about Zodiac signs and compatibilities etc. I'm pretty sure I've loved this book more than even (she) could have expected. Every time a friend or family member thinks about a potential mate, I grab this book and review “qualifications,” so to speak. And now, with me progressing in my writing career, I am referring to this book for characteristic inspiration for my countless created cast members.
Ms. Dixon-Cooper skips over any jawing introduction and gets right down to business. She shows each sign as the not so gentle or perfect person, other astrologers would have you believe they are. Then she breaks it down further and gives more understanding of the “rotten” man or the “rotten” woman – what to expect if you love one of them. Also, if you are the “rotten” one, you get to learn about you & the whys to you being you. And then finally she covers briefly, how to deal with the “rotten” one in other relationships, such as a sibling, a boss, a coworker etc. Hazel then ties each section up nicely with a recap of what you should remember, plus a small list of famous “rotten” ones.
As I said earlier, she is responsible for my marriage. My choices, as I understood them, were a Gemini or an Aquarius. Upon reading about both, I decided I could handle crazy – conspiracy thinking – mad scientist versus a double-faced – cheating – Swagga-muffin. 10 years in, and not enough fights to count, on one hand, says I chose right and she led me there.
I haven't picked up and read her other books in the series. Mostly because I feel that everything I need to know, to make an informed decision, or to understand someone better, is already in here. I have many Scorpio women and Virgos in my life (I know, poor me!). These are two VERY contrasting personalities. Me, being the middle lady (the Libra) wants to naturally balance the behaviors and interactions of these folks whenever we all get-together. With Hazel's expert guidance, I've been able to handle them with my perfected Libra-esque diplomacy! This is an excellent resource for would-be astrologers, zodiac curiositors, and of course, writers. Thank you, Ms. Dixon-Cooper, great book! (And yes, I enjoyed making up some words!)
There are probably just a handful of books that I refer to often enough that the pages have become tattered, the covers bent and worn… This is one of them. I find excuses to bring it down from the shelf, all too frequently, that I've ended up building a smaller shelf to keep it closer at hand. What makes this book so special?
Well, let's start with the author. Hazel Dixon-Cooper. She is a professional Astrologer, with over 25 years of characterizing folks based on their humble birth charts. She's the author of the best-selling series, of which this book was the first of (The Rotten Day Series), and she is the woman responsible for me recognizing an Aquarius man as the one holding the other piece of my soul.
As the title suggests, or at least, would lead one to assume, the book is written in a sarcastic but informative tone. I will (sadly) admit, that her vocabulary far exceeds my own, and I embarrassingly have to say that I had to look up one too many words! But that is obviously my own issue, and definitely not a complaint.
A friend of mine, years ago, turned me onto this book, after knowing how I felt about Zodiac signs and compatibilities etc. I'm pretty sure I've loved this book more than even (she) could have expected. Every time a friend or family member thinks about a potential mate, I grab this book and review “qualifications,” so to speak. And now, with me progressing in my writing career, I am referring to this book for characteristic inspiration for my countless created cast members.
Ms. Dixon-Cooper skips over any jawing introduction and gets right down to business. She shows each sign as the not so gentle or perfect person, other astrologers would have you believe they are. Then she breaks it down further and gives more understanding of the “rotten” man or the “rotten” woman – what to expect if you love one of them. Also, if you are the “rotten” one, you get to learn about you & the whys to you being you. And then finally she covers briefly, how to deal with the “rotten” one in other relationships, such as a sibling, a boss, a coworker etc. Hazel then ties each section up nicely with a recap of what you should remember, plus a small list of famous “rotten” ones.
As I said earlier, she is responsible for my marriage. My choices, as I understood them, were a Gemini or an Aquarius. Upon reading about both, I decided I could handle crazy – conspiracy thinking – mad scientist versus a double-faced – cheating – Swagga-muffin. 10 years in, and not enough fights to count, on one hand, says I chose right and she led me there.
I haven't picked up and read her other books in the series. Mostly because I feel that everything I need to know, to make an informed decision, or to understand someone better, is already in here. I have many Scorpio women and Virgos in my life (I know, poor me!). These are two VERY contrasting personalities. Me, being the middle lady (the Libra) wants to naturally balance the behaviors and interactions of these folks whenever we all get-together. With Hazel's expert guidance, I've been able to handle them with my perfected Libra-esque diplomacy! This is an excellent resource for would-be astrologers, zodiac curiositors, and of course, writers. Thank you, Ms. Dixon-Cooper, great book! (And yes, I enjoyed making up some words!)
September 8, 2014
Hey, baby…what’s your sign?
I could *tell you* how hysterical this caustic, kicky little astrological guide is, but I would much rather *show you*. Here’s some quoted gems about each sign (THAT ARE TOTALLY TRUE, DO NOT DENY THEM) that’ll make ya wanna deny the Sun you were born under:
You a Leo? “In romance you have all the finesse of a sailor returning from a twelve month cruise, and secretly everyone had hoped you’d gotten eaten by a crocodile.” Or maybe just disfiguringly bitten…?
Libra: “You’re so easy, you don’t care whether someone’s an in-law, out-law, married or on parole. So long as they’re cute and know how to dance.” I know many Libras. This is spot-on.
Sagittarius: “You are engaged to three unlucky lovers simultaneously, while making wedding plans with a fourth. And you’ll leave them all in the rain at the train station while you elope with the Leo in the gold jumpsuit you just met at the liquor store.” Sex & booze, baby. Sags love their sex & booze.
Capricorn: (Ah, the uptight tightwad)—“Dream job: Scrooge’s financial planner.” Oh. I see you found that stick.
Aries: the most obnoxious sign in the Zodiac, “you are genuinely perplexed when rooms empty at your appearance and your friends get Caller ID then refuse to answer the phone.”
Pisces: (the Pisces male, in particular) “He loves sex games. Buy a dog collar and he will bark.” Oh, dear.
Virgo: “You pride yourself on being a discriminating perfectionist, but everyone else sees that you’re just a royal pain in the ass.” And a critical one at that.
Aquarius: “Next to Scorpio,” (note that this reviewer, for the record, resembles—er—RESENTS this remark. There was NO NEED to drag the noble Scorpion into Aquarian’s lunacy) “Aquarians check in and out of the nut farm more than any other sign.”
Gemini: “Being with a Gemini is like being a permanent guest at the Mad Hatter’s Tea Party.” I’ve SO been to that party.
Taurus: “In romance you have the approach of a dentist’s drill. You can knock anyone’s socks off but after the deed you’re snoring before your partner has stopped breathing hard.” There’s really nothing more to say here, is there?
Cancer: “Favorite pastime—Whining. Role Model—Eeyore.” My daughter had her picture taken with Eeyore at Disneyworld in order to give it as a gift to my brother loooong before I ever tripped over this book. His birthday is July 15th.
And, lastly, Scorpio The Scorpion: “Kindly described as ‘still waters run deep’ you more closely resemble a boiling cesspool of hydrochloric acid. Your dream job: Judge, Jury, and Lord High Executioner.” Why….yes. That *is* my dream job. And any of you who don’t think I’d ROCK that gig? ::regards the masses:: Do I have an electric chair for YOU…..
5 BAHAHAHA, this-would-be-a-great-stocking-stuffer-OR-birthday gift, Stars for Born On A Rotten Day. Loved it!
I could *tell you* how hysterical this caustic, kicky little astrological guide is, but I would much rather *show you*. Here’s some quoted gems about each sign (THAT ARE TOTALLY TRUE, DO NOT DENY THEM) that’ll make ya wanna deny the Sun you were born under:
You a Leo? “In romance you have all the finesse of a sailor returning from a twelve month cruise, and secretly everyone had hoped you’d gotten eaten by a crocodile.” Or maybe just disfiguringly bitten…?
Libra: “You’re so easy, you don’t care whether someone’s an in-law, out-law, married or on parole. So long as they’re cute and know how to dance.” I know many Libras. This is spot-on.
Sagittarius: “You are engaged to three unlucky lovers simultaneously, while making wedding plans with a fourth. And you’ll leave them all in the rain at the train station while you elope with the Leo in the gold jumpsuit you just met at the liquor store.” Sex & booze, baby. Sags love their sex & booze.
Capricorn: (Ah, the uptight tightwad)—“Dream job: Scrooge’s financial planner.” Oh. I see you found that stick.
Aries: the most obnoxious sign in the Zodiac, “you are genuinely perplexed when rooms empty at your appearance and your friends get Caller ID then refuse to answer the phone.”
Pisces: (the Pisces male, in particular) “He loves sex games. Buy a dog collar and he will bark.” Oh, dear.
Virgo: “You pride yourself on being a discriminating perfectionist, but everyone else sees that you’re just a royal pain in the ass.” And a critical one at that.
Aquarius: “Next to Scorpio,” (note that this reviewer, for the record, resembles—er—RESENTS this remark. There was NO NEED to drag the noble Scorpion into Aquarian’s lunacy) “Aquarians check in and out of the nut farm more than any other sign.”
Gemini: “Being with a Gemini is like being a permanent guest at the Mad Hatter’s Tea Party.” I’ve SO been to that party.
Taurus: “In romance you have the approach of a dentist’s drill. You can knock anyone’s socks off but after the deed you’re snoring before your partner has stopped breathing hard.” There’s really nothing more to say here, is there?
Cancer: “Favorite pastime—Whining. Role Model—Eeyore.” My daughter had her picture taken with Eeyore at Disneyworld in order to give it as a gift to my brother loooong before I ever tripped over this book. His birthday is July 15th.
And, lastly, Scorpio The Scorpion: “Kindly described as ‘still waters run deep’ you more closely resemble a boiling cesspool of hydrochloric acid. Your dream job: Judge, Jury, and Lord High Executioner.” Why….yes. That *is* my dream job. And any of you who don’t think I’d ROCK that gig? ::regards the masses:: Do I have an electric chair for YOU…..
5 BAHAHAHA, this-would-be-a-great-stocking-stuffer-OR-birthday gift, Stars for Born On A Rotten Day. Loved it!
February 11, 2011
Ok. this book was hilarious! Most astrology paints most signs is favorable lights but this book let it all hang out there. It called a spade a slade. The Virgo was not depicted as it usually is as "organized, and self assured" it called me a cheap fuzzbudget who is anal and hard to please.... that sounds much more like me. It wasnt kind to any sign but it was fun to read and share alike.
February 26, 2009
I found this fantastic book at Borders this week. Call it kismet, destiny, or fate, Born on a Rotten Day drew me in, across the floor of my local Borders, and had me laughing out loud in seconds. I'm serious, people - it's a good thing I was in a book store and not a library, 'cause the noise I was making was totally shush-worthy!
The idea behind this off-the-wall book is that we've been lied to by astrologists for years. If you've ever read your horoscope or seen a report detailing your astrological traits, you know this is true. A conventional (ha! that's a laugh!)astrology book gives you a touchy-feely, happy-go-lucky overview of your traits. Well, Born on a Rotten Day tells it like it really is.
Reading this entertaining and easy to read guide will answer burning questions such as:
Which astrological sign is most likely to abducted by aliens?
Which sign makes the world's best serial killer?
Which sign checks into the local nut farm more than any other?
Who is the loser-magnet of the zodiac?
Hanging out with which sign is like being a permanent guest at the Mad Hatter's tea party?
I know you're dying to have these questions answered, and to find out if (gulp) a meeting with little green men is in your future, so check out Hazel Dixon-Cooper's diverting book Born on a Rotten Day: Illuminating and Coping with the Dark Side of the Zodiac - you won't be disappointed.
The idea behind this off-the-wall book is that we've been lied to by astrologists for years. If you've ever read your horoscope or seen a report detailing your astrological traits, you know this is true. A conventional (ha! that's a laugh!)astrology book gives you a touchy-feely, happy-go-lucky overview of your traits. Well, Born on a Rotten Day tells it like it really is.
Reading this entertaining and easy to read guide will answer burning questions such as:
Which astrological sign is most likely to abducted by aliens?
Which sign makes the world's best serial killer?
Which sign checks into the local nut farm more than any other?
Who is the loser-magnet of the zodiac?
Hanging out with which sign is like being a permanent guest at the Mad Hatter's tea party?
I know you're dying to have these questions answered, and to find out if (gulp) a meeting with little green men is in your future, so check out Hazel Dixon-Cooper's diverting book Born on a Rotten Day: Illuminating and Coping with the Dark Side of the Zodiac - you won't be disappointed.
March 25, 2016
If you’re looking for a fresh, sarcastic, and blunt take on astrology, look no further. The last thing Dixon-Cooper does is sugarcoat the personalities of each astrological sun sign while offering a hilarious perspective on the dirty truth. For example, whereas Sagittarians are typically described as gregarious and outgoing travelers, Dixon-Cooper makes it clear that they talk about travelling more than actually going anywhere. In fact, according to Dixon-Cooper, a Sagittarian’s idea of adventure, at best, boils down to exploring their basement at night. Learn how to deal with the dysfunctional sides of each sign in the universe including how to contain a Leo’s over-sized ego, calm a raging Taurus, and keep a fickle Gemini faithful. Dixon-Cooper puts a new spin on the age-old question – what’s your sign?
September 21, 2015
ehhhhh. Some parts of it were funny butttt it was pretty repetitive and a lot of it just seemed like stereotypes of signs ". I could picture a wine mom reciting the contents of this book, to which the other wine moms would reply "oh Debra, you really are so zany!!! LOL". You may say that I am just complaining because my fragile Leo ego can't face the truth of the book, but believe me I was prepared to get wrecked. Please, I want and anticipate getting called tf out. Instead, I felt like none of the signs were really captured (negatively or otherwise). Really not an awful book, but not my cup of tea!
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January 21, 2013I study astrology, and most books are always given the positive info on each sign. This book was different it gives the negative things on a persons' sign, in which gives you a better perspective of the good and bad traits. Love this book...Still use it to this day...
December 1, 2012
Very insightful as to the dark side of astrology, but most of all hilarious!
February 3, 2014
wow, nothing good to say about anyone in this book! I think it is a bit close to the truth, but not pleasant at all!
August 15, 2018
A funny read but not very accurate to your personality because it didn’t take in account your moon sign or rising sign
May 18, 2019
Un libro con sentido del humor acerca de los aspectos negativos de cada signo del zodiaco. El autor nos narra en tono de ironía algunos de los peores defectos de los signos solares, aunque he de decir que a veces exagera un poco, tal vez porque también se deben tomar en cuenta otros aspectos de la carta natal que pueden atenuar este lado oscuro del signo solar. Sin embargo, si quieres comenzar a aprender sobre el tema, definitivamente brinda información básica sobre el zodiaco y de forma divertida.
May 9, 2020
Interesting if you believe in that sort of thing, but ultimately kind of depressing
October 23, 2023
Loved reading about the rotten side of astrology
July 9, 2024
Funny but a bit repetitive.
June 14, 2021
Ogni volta che lo rileggo, ricomincio a ridere!
February 8, 2017
Dilettevole volume adatto a tutti che gioca in modo ilare sugli influssi (costantemente negativi) degli astri sul carattere. Fornisce schede dettagliate per ogni segno zodiacale che rispecchiano in chiave spiritosa tanto noi quanto i nostri conoscenti e persino relative contromisure da adottare. Nel complesso si può riassumere con la citazione riportata sul retro del libro… “In qualunque giorno siate nati, una cosa è certa: era IL GIORNO SBAGLIATO”.
March 12, 2009
This book is really fun. Instead of focusing on all of the positive things about astrology, it turns the tables and tells about all of the flaws that each sign possesses. It gives a breakdown for the men, women, children, siblings and co-worker sides of each sign, so you can look up anybody that has any part in your life. I have found that most of the things this book says are true!
I find that this book is a big hit at parties. People often like to read aloud the horribly insulting definitions.
I find that this book is a big hit at parties. People often like to read aloud the horribly insulting definitions.
July 11, 2011
I was trying to use this in a character-design exercise, mining it for believable collections of harmonious personality flaws, but it ended up disappointing me -- just another specimin of unenlightening and formulaic astrology, nothing to see here. (And the prose was an excruciatingly cutesy mess, I mean god damn.)
The only fun part was that the Pisces section pretty much got me personally dead to rights. I suppose a stopped star clock is always going to be right for SOME douchebag.
The only fun part was that the Pisces section pretty much got me personally dead to rights. I suppose a stopped star clock is always going to be right for SOME douchebag.
January 19, 2013
Preparatevi al lato oscuro dello Zodiaco!
Se volete farvi delle grasse risate a spese dell’oroscopo dei vostri conoscenti (ehi, ma non pensate di essere tanto fortunati da evitare la vostra dose!), Sfigology è il libro che fa per voi: è impertinente, divertente, pazzesco e sorprendentemente più vero degli oroscopi più azzeccati che abbiate mai letto.
Non ci credete? Beh, allora leggetelo!
June 21, 2020
I absolutely loved it!! It is definitely harsh so be prepared for that but I actually found it funny and super accurate. I also appreciated that it had a bit of astrology basics at the beginning for anyone who didn't know. This is a book I got from the library but I would 100% buy, it's definitely not a ' read it once and be done with it ' kind of book, I think as you meet people and grow you can read the book from new perspectives which is why I would opt to buy it.
June 4, 2011
Funny and in some cases surprisingly accurate. I always thought my mom was a little crazy now I find out it's just because she's a cancer. Even for myself there were parts that are surprisingly accurate such as my hatred for housework is just because I'm a sagittarius. Go figure. Read it for fun but don't share unless you know they have a sense of humour.
January 1, 2020
At first, this book was really funny. (I read it front to back, not just looking at the signs I cared about). By the time I got a few chapters in, it started to feel very repetitive and forced. Definitely worth taking a look if you have free access, but I regret paying for it. Every chapter is very much the same, just different adjetives. Entertaining, but not enlightening. Oh well.
March 7, 2013
This book had me laughing from the first page on. I started to read it out loud for my husband. I read the majority of the book out loud to my husband and neighbor. I love astrology and I would suggest this fun book for anyone. This would be great for someone looking to learn more about sun signs. I find the humor helps me remember better. This is a book I would give as a gift time and again.
May 10, 2008
If you want to make fun of the people in your life, this book is a handy tool in that endeavor. Enjoy with family and friends. You can laugh at each other's quirks because the book points them out and you don't have to.
January 25, 2010
This book is a funny read for anyone who has a twisted sense of humor and understands that for all the wonderful things about us as people born under a sign, there is a dark side to us all that needs to be emrabced too.
April 21, 2010
Hilarious, snarky and witty astrology. It's a laugh-out-loud read that's great for group gatherings (or at the Thanksgiving dinner table) that points out the dark side of each sign that we can all so. very. much. relate to.
July 6, 2010
This book is hilarious and it nailed everyone's personality!
(I'm an air symbol, who "is boss backbiter, belittler and bimbo." My favorite pastime is smirking and my favorite book is How to Marry Yourself.)*
*The book's words, not mine!
(I'm an air symbol, who "is boss backbiter, belittler and bimbo." My favorite pastime is smirking and my favorite book is How to Marry Yourself.)*
*The book's words, not mine!
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