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The Hitman's Guide #5
The Hitman's Guide to Righting Wrongs While Causing Mayhem
Leland
Growing up, I was taught that getting too close to someone would be my downfall. But I’ve proven that wrong now that I’m happily married to Jackson, the greatest man in the world. The issue is that mayhem always seems to find me (which is definitely not my fault), and this time, it comes in the form of a woman looking for her daughter. What starts as a simple missing persons case turns into so much more, forcing me to rely on my found family and others, including a muscley “bear” who will definitely not whisk away my husband with his irritatingly sexy accent—I mean, yes, I’m very focused on this case… Jackson, don’t look at me like that.
Jackson
While Leland is “code potatoing” (whatever that means on his strange cheat sheet), I’m left questioning what he’s gotten himself into this time. At least he’s willing to let me assist him, even if he’s still positive that I should just “sit pretty” and let him handle everything. But with the girl missing, he knows we need to work together to determine whose game we’re playing because not everything is as it seems. Of course, when one gets involved with Leland, nothing is ever simple. But maybe that’s just the way I like it.
Contains: speed walking up way too many stairs while holding pointy objects, feel-better cookies that didn’t turn out quite right, Spanish that definitely isn’t Spanish, and lots of long-suffering people being swept up in Leland’s shenanigans once more.
Growing up, I was taught that getting too close to someone would be my downfall. But I’ve proven that wrong now that I’m happily married to Jackson, the greatest man in the world. The issue is that mayhem always seems to find me (which is definitely not my fault), and this time, it comes in the form of a woman looking for her daughter. What starts as a simple missing persons case turns into so much more, forcing me to rely on my found family and others, including a muscley “bear” who will definitely not whisk away my husband with his irritatingly sexy accent—I mean, yes, I’m very focused on this case… Jackson, don’t look at me like that.
Jackson
While Leland is “code potatoing” (whatever that means on his strange cheat sheet), I’m left questioning what he’s gotten himself into this time. At least he’s willing to let me assist him, even if he’s still positive that I should just “sit pretty” and let him handle everything. But with the girl missing, he knows we need to work together to determine whose game we’re playing because not everything is as it seems. Of course, when one gets involved with Leland, nothing is ever simple. But maybe that’s just the way I like it.
Contains: speed walking up way too many stairs while holding pointy objects, feel-better cookies that didn’t turn out quite right, Spanish that definitely isn’t Spanish, and lots of long-suffering people being swept up in Leland’s shenanigans once more.
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First published March 3, 2022
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March 28, 2022
Yay, more Leland and Jackson and their usual crazy, sometimes-sadistic antics! 😁
If you were a fan of the first three books in "The Hitman's Guide" series, I feel pretty confident in saying that you'll probably enjoy this story as well.
One of my favorite scenes was where Leland got the hare-brained idea that he and Jackson should play hide and seek, with an appearance from "Sasquatch Santa" on the line for Jackson, if he lost the game.
“I’m coming for you, Leland. I’m naked, so you better look or you’ll miss it,” I call out.This story actually felt like a family reunion, of sorts, as both Leland and Cassel were forced to interact with their evil, manipulative pseudo-"father" and former mentor, Lucas, who was still blessedly behind bars in prison.
My phone buzzes and I pull it out of my pocket to see that I only have five minutes left.
Leland: How DARE you taunt me with your nakedness.
Me: Where are you?
Leland: I’m a whisper in the night. You’ll never find me, you sexy fucker.
I've always adored the big brother, little brother dynamic between Leland and Cassel, which I was thrilled to see a good deal more of this time around. There's just something about their mutual admiration and respect that always gets me right in the feels.
However, I did have a few niggles about this story, which I feel like I do need to mention to potential readers.
First, I fully realize this series has always been over-the-top and silly, but generally has known when to hit the brakes and stop milking a certain joke or bit. This time, there were a few scenes that dragged on way too long, feeling forced and... corny?
Second, in the past, the dangerous situations that they were in was due to a direct threat to one of the main characters, but this time they kept putting themselves in mortal danger for a *client*, so they could've walked away at any time, especially after , and everyone they loved would've been safe.
What it mainly boiled down to was the fact that I really didn't find myself invested AT ALL into the fate of the missing, and possibly-dead, "Lila" character, so I would've been fine if they had just dropped the case and their happy, quirky family continued on their way unscathed.
I did still (mostly) thoroughly enjoy reading more of Leland's escapades, but it never completely blew me away the way that the first few Hitman books did without even trying, so I'd rate this latest story at around 3.5 stars.
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September 20, 2024
✅ Leland
✅ Characters
✅ Hilarious conversations
✅ Romance and smut
✅ Pace
✅ Action
✅🆗 Plot
The plot was weaker than in the previous books, but the characters were still hilarious.
Things should have been quieter and more relaxed now that Leland and Jackson are married, and now that Leland had officially stopped being a hitman for a while, but of course, Leland's past comes to bite them in the ass. When a woman asks Leland to look for her 18 years old daughter that now has been missing for 2 years, it seems innocent enough, until people start to try to kill Jackson and Leland, and they both realize that it's so much more complicated than a kidnapping. People are double-crossing each other, lying to Leland and Jackson, and it's almost impossible for them to figure out who's working with who, and what happened to the missing girl.
What to expect:
➡️ Playing paintball while sledding in the middle of the night
➡️ Posing as porno actors
➡️ Setting Henry up with blowup Rhonda (she's Randy's blowup cousin)
➡️ Guns and knives… of course
➡️ Posing for a sexy calendar with The Fence and the car
➡️ Beating up someone in the sex dungeon
➡️ Cassel being a mini Leland
➡️ Leland still treating and talking about his guns as if they are real babies
➡️ Cayenne and Sarge adding even more silliness to the mix
I love that Henry still finds himself involved in Leland's crazy scheme against his will, or because he wants to make sure that a responsible adult is there to supervise and make sure that everyone makes it out alive. He's definitely acting like the father of this crazy group, and even though he pretends that it annoys him and that he wants to get rid of Leland, it's clear that he loves him and all his craziness.
I also loved seeing more of Cassel in this book, and I clearly should have read his book before because I was shocked when it was just casually mentioned that he was now dating Jeremy. I will read his book (The Former Assassin's Guide to Snagging a Reluctant Boyfriend) real soon just to make sure that I didn't miss anything else, and just because I need more of this crazy group. I love how Jeremy who was the grumpy one in all of the previous books is just rolling with it and accepting that his life now involves crazy Leland, crazy Cassel, crazy death traps, and crazy former hitman situations.
Oh, man... It was late at night when I read that part, but as a francophone, it made me laugh SO HARD! He basically threatened the guy he was running after by telling him that he needed more cheese and then proceeded to yell at him that he adores cats. Good job Leland! And of course, he then took the time to try to figure out why Jorge didn't understand because of course, Leland spoke perfect Spanish... All while still trying to restrain the guy... That's Leland's special brand of crazy.
If you've read Alice Winters' books before, you're used to her brand of OTT ridiculousness. This series is one of her craziest when it comes to silly situations and nonsense WTF conversations. Leland is just SO intense, but I loved it! I definitely recommend this series if you are looking for an easy-to-read, silly, light, and hilarious MM romance. I would recommend reading Cassel's book between the third and fourth books of this series though to have all the pertinent information.
1. The Hitman’s Guide to Making Friends and Finding Love ⭐⭐⭐⭐.5
2. The Hitman’s Guide to Staying Alive Despite Past Mistakes ⭐⭐⭐⭐.5
3. The Hitman’s Guide to Tying the Knot Without Getting Shot ⭐⭐⭐⭐
4. The Former Assassin's Guide to Snagging a Reluctant Boyfriend ⭐⭐⭐⭐
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✅ Characters
✅ Hilarious conversations
✅ Romance and smut
✅ Pace
✅ Action
✅🆗 Plot
The plot was weaker than in the previous books, but the characters were still hilarious.
“I have arrived!” I announce as I step into the house only to find Cassel laden down with five of my guns, one strapped across his back and Holeinator, one of my favorites, in his hands. “What the absolute fuck is this? Jackson! Jackson, did you already move on? You’re allowing this… this tiny man to raise our children?”
Things should have been quieter and more relaxed now that Leland and Jackson are married, and now that Leland had officially stopped being a hitman for a while, but of course, Leland's past comes to bite them in the ass. When a woman asks Leland to look for her 18 years old daughter that now has been missing for 2 years, it seems innocent enough, until people start to try to kill Jackson and Leland, and they both realize that it's so much more complicated than a kidnapping. People are double-crossing each other, lying to Leland and Jackson, and it's almost impossible for them to figure out who's working with who, and what happened to the missing girl.
The first time we met, you underestimated my husbandness, and look at us now.” I flash him my ring in case he’s forgotten.
“You shot at me.”
“Flirted.”
“Shot. With a gun.”
“Flirted.”
“You took a gun and shot the gun at me,” Jackson says.
“That’s how you flirt,” I explain. It’s funny how, even after all this time, he still doesn’t understand the fine art of flirting.
What to expect:
➡️ Playing paintball while sledding in the middle of the night
➡️ Posing as porno actors
➡️ Setting Henry up with blowup Rhonda (she's Randy's blowup cousin)
➡️ Guns and knives… of course
➡️ Posing for a sexy calendar with The Fence and the car
➡️ Beating up someone in the sex dungeon
➡️ Cassel being a mini Leland
➡️ Leland still treating and talking about his guns as if they are real babies
➡️ Cayenne and Sarge adding even more silliness to the mix
I love that Henry still finds himself involved in Leland's crazy scheme against his will, or because he wants to make sure that a responsible adult is there to supervise and make sure that everyone makes it out alive. He's definitely acting like the father of this crazy group, and even though he pretends that it annoys him and that he wants to get rid of Leland, it's clear that he loves him and all his craziness.
Jeremy swings the door open and glowers at Leland. “Go away.”
“We’re Christmas carolers here to deck your halls and check your balls.” Jeremy closes the door in Leland’s face, which honestly, I don’t blame him for.
“I would like to formally introduce Freddy Fallus,” he waves at me which has to be the most disturbing thing I’ve ever been involved in, “and Seymour Shhlong!”
Leland thinks this is hilarious. He loves it. He loves every moment of it. I, on the other hand, am positive that Cassel has been hanging around Leland far too long and is clearly confused. Jeremy looks like he also believes Cassel is suffering from the same fate.
“I’ve always wanted to be a porn star for a day. You know, like a trial period porn star.” Leland looks so thrilled about this that he doesn’t seem to realize yet that there is no fucking way I’m going to join a porn set.
(...)
“Jeremy would do anything for me. If I told him we were joining a porno, he’d be right there front and center,” Cassel declares.
I look over at Jeremy who is busy shaking his head.
“Want a beer?” he asks.
Maybe he pities me.
I also loved seeing more of Cassel in this book, and I clearly should have read his book before because I was shocked when it was just casually mentioned that he was now dating Jeremy. I will read his book (The Former Assassin's Guide to Snagging a Reluctant Boyfriend) real soon just to make sure that I didn't miss anything else, and just because I need more of this crazy group. I love how Jeremy who was the grumpy one in all of the previous books is just rolling with it and accepting that his life now involves crazy Leland, crazy Cassel, crazy death traps, and crazy former hitman situations.
My Spanish is reserved for things like “I will murder you in your sleep” and “I need more cheese.” “J’ai besoin de plus de fromage!” I yell, which I’m pretty sure is the “I will murder you” one. Not positive. Honestly, it’s been a while, so my Spanish is rusty at best.
(...)
I suddenly remember another one that I think means that he can run but I will hunt him down and pluck his eyeballs from their sockets. “J’adore les chats!”
“What?” he cries. “I don’t understand. Please, why are you doing this?”
Clearly, my threat has shocked him. I don’t blame him. I am pretty good at my threats.
(...)
“Who are you and what do you want? I don’t know what you were saying!” he cries.
“Why? I was speaking Spanish to better communicate my desires with you.”
Now he looks oddly confused. “No… no, you weren’t.”
“Really? Then… what was I speaking?” I ask in confusion.
“Are you going to murder me?” he asks.
“The better question is… if it wasn’t Spanish… then what was it?”
“I don’t know! I only know Spanish and English!”
“Me too…”
“But you don’t!” he says.
“Eh… But I definitely do.”
“I’m fluent in Spanish and that wasn’t Spanish.”
“Maybe you’re not as fluent as you thought you were,” I decide. “Maybe my skills outweigh yours. Ever think of that?”
He says something in Spanish that I one hundred percent don’t understand. “No one likes a showoff, Jorge.”
Oh, man... It was late at night when I read that part, but as a francophone, it made me laugh SO HARD! He basically threatened the guy he was running after by telling him that he needed more cheese and then proceeded to yell at him that he adores cats. Good job Leland! And of course, he then took the time to try to figure out why Jorge didn't understand because of course, Leland spoke perfect Spanish... All while still trying to restrain the guy... That's Leland's special brand of crazy.
If you've read Alice Winters' books before, you're used to her brand of OTT ridiculousness. This series is one of her craziest when it comes to silly situations and nonsense WTF conversations. Leland is just SO intense, but I loved it! I definitely recommend this series if you are looking for an easy-to-read, silly, light, and hilarious MM romance. I would recommend reading Cassel's book between the third and fourth books of this series though to have all the pertinent information.
1. The Hitman’s Guide to Making Friends and Finding Love ⭐⭐⭐⭐.5
2. The Hitman’s Guide to Staying Alive Despite Past Mistakes ⭐⭐⭐⭐.5
3. The Hitman’s Guide to Tying the Knot Without Getting Shot ⭐⭐⭐⭐
4. The Former Assassin's Guide to Snagging a Reluctant Boyfriend ⭐⭐⭐⭐
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June 12, 2024
I have never been SO invested in a couple, I am soooooooooooooooooooo Team Leland obviously (and Jackson)
But also, at the same time as worshiping them and their ridiculousness... I wish they would NEVER HAVE SEX AGAIN IN ANY BOOK 🤣🤣
IT'S WEIRD 👏 EVERY👏 DAMN👏 TIME👏 AND I CAN'T KEEP DOING IT!
The sasquatch outfit??
The jokes?
Leland always making it weird???
NOTHING IN THOSE SCENES IS BONER-INDUCING.🤣
It's literally like watching your parents bone, I DON'T WANT TO SEE THAT.
This book lacked something, but I can't put my finger on what exactly.. but still love them 🐀💖
But also, at the same time as worshiping them and their ridiculousness... I wish they would NEVER HAVE SEX AGAIN IN ANY BOOK 🤣🤣
IT'S WEIRD 👏 EVERY👏 DAMN👏 TIME👏 AND I CAN'T KEEP DOING IT!
The sasquatch outfit??
The jokes?
Leland always making it weird???
NOTHING IN THOSE SCENES IS BONER-INDUCING.🤣
It's literally like watching your parents bone, I DON'T WANT TO SEE THAT.
This book lacked something, but I can't put my finger on what exactly.. but still love them 🐀💖
October 15, 2024
Another reread to lead up to the newest book in audio hopefully soon lol
ETA 3: The snow tubing date and the entire scene in the car with the group are just peak Hitman comedy gold.
ETA 2 - listened to this one again. I just adore this whole series in audio format so so much. Leland is everything.
ETA: The audio is out and it's freakin' hilarious! The second Murder Song was perfection and I literally had to reward to listen to it twice. There is this scene where Leland gasps and I legit LOLed (I think it was when he saw the dick gun cookies lol)
Honestly, I don't know how Michael can narrate this and not crack up every other minute.
Also, I think I'm just so in love with Cassel and his annoyance but also awe and love for Leland and his constant "Oh my GOD" shouts hahaha
I LOOOOVE Leland! And Jackson! And Cassel! And poor Henry lol.
I just love this group of friends and family and all their antics. I just love Leland and his antics and his Murder Song and The Fence and how Jackson just loves him and Cassel and Jeremy think they're both crazy, and how Henry keeps showing up even though he knows it's gonna be ridiculous.
I CANNOT wait to hear this book in audio - a certain chapter especially I cannot wait to hear how Michael narrates it.
If you're looking for ridiculous and wonderful humor, I can't recommend this series highly enough!
ETA 3: The snow tubing date and the entire scene in the car with the group are just peak Hitman comedy gold.
ETA 2 - listened to this one again. I just adore this whole series in audio format so so much. Leland is everything.
ETA: The audio is out and it's freakin' hilarious! The second Murder Song was perfection and I literally had to reward to listen to it twice. There is this scene where Leland gasps and I legit LOLed (I think it was when he saw the dick gun cookies lol)
Honestly, I don't know how Michael can narrate this and not crack up every other minute.
Also, I think I'm just so in love with Cassel and his annoyance but also awe and love for Leland and his constant "Oh my GOD" shouts hahaha
I LOOOOVE Leland! And Jackson! And Cassel! And poor Henry lol.
I just love this group of friends and family and all their antics. I just love Leland and his antics and his Murder Song and The Fence and how Jackson just loves him and Cassel and Jeremy think they're both crazy, and how Henry keeps showing up even though he knows it's gonna be ridiculous.
I CANNOT wait to hear this book in audio - a certain chapter especially I cannot wait to hear how Michael narrates it.
If you're looking for ridiculous and wonderful humor, I can't recommend this series highly enough!
October 29, 2024
Reread/Relisten #3: October 2024
Totally forgot Tavish was in this book! Yes give me that Scottish man! ahah makes me more excited for book 7 which is his book!
Reread/Relisten #2: January 2024
Ironically this was set during the Christmas/New Year season so perfect time to read it!
Now officially on to the newest book!!
Reread/Relisten #1: August 2023
Bumping my rating up to a 5 star, this time around i enjoyed this so much :)
I am currently starting Cassel's book which i realized if i wanted to read it in proper order i should have done that one before this book but oh well haha. didn't take away from any enjoyment of this one!
still hope Tavish gets his own book haha
4-4.5 stars: May 2022
Love these characters so much and Michael Ferraioulo is the perfect narrator for this series!
If Tavish has a future series or has a book of his own I wouldn’t be mad about it haha (that accent 😍)
Totally forgot Tavish was in this book! Yes give me that Scottish man! ahah makes me more excited for book 7 which is his book!
Reread/Relisten #2: January 2024
Ironically this was set during the Christmas/New Year season so perfect time to read it!
Now officially on to the newest book!!
Reread/Relisten #1: August 2023
Bumping my rating up to a 5 star, this time around i enjoyed this so much :)
I am currently starting Cassel's book which i realized if i wanted to read it in proper order i should have done that one before this book but oh well haha. didn't take away from any enjoyment of this one!
still hope Tavish gets his own book haha
4-4.5 stars: May 2022
Love these characters so much and Michael Ferraioulo is the perfect narrator for this series!
If Tavish has a future series or has a book of his own I wouldn’t be mad about it haha (that accent 😍)
March 5, 2022
I absolutely adore Leland. I know he’s an acquired taste but I can’t get enough of him. Along with Jackson, Cassel, Jerebear and Henry (I love the long suffering Henry).
This one had me laughing almost straight away. Leland’s codes, his babies it’s just brilliant. I loved almost everything about this.
Yes you caught that almost I threw in there.
So what didn’t I love?
Honestly the crime element. It was just too convoluted for me. Leland is crazy enough I don’t need more crazy, just let him shine. I also wasn’t keen on insecure Leland but maybe that’s just me.
But this was another fabulous, funny, laugh out loud crazy book. And I for one want more Leland.
This one had me laughing almost straight away. Leland’s codes, his babies it’s just brilliant. I loved almost everything about this.
Yes you caught that almost I threw in there.
So what didn’t I love?
Honestly the crime element. It was just too convoluted for me. Leland is crazy enough I don’t need more crazy, just let him shine. I also wasn’t keen on insecure Leland but maybe that’s just me.
But this was another fabulous, funny, laugh out loud crazy book. And I for one want more Leland.
May 12, 2022
If you love Leland you are going to love this book. It was really nice meeting the guys again. What really stole the show for me this time was the relationship between Leland and Cassel. I love those two and seeing them act more and more like brothers warmed my heart. The mystery was a little different this time and I'm not sure I cared for it as much this time as I usually do. Therefore the four and not five star rating.
February 4, 2024
Let me start this by saying I love Tavish, The Bear. 😂 I don't know if he's on book 5 but he would be a good mix with the rest of our merry band of hitmen. Sorry, Leland. 🤣
This book has gotten a bit more serious than the others. It was still ridiculous, yes, but the stakes have gotten higher with Leland's past and secrets catching up with them. He now has family to think about and keeping them unaware of what's happening has become impossible. Add to that the venom of Lucas' continuous manipulation and toxicity, the danger has gotten so much closer to Leland, Jackson, and their family.
This installment had more angst this time but at the same time, had more fluff and aw shucks moment, especially with family traditions and the holidays going on. Henry has finally acknowledged Leland's like a son to him and Ava has started to consider Leland part of the family. They also still have their stupid kinky experiments but I feel like they'd gotten even more intimate and tender with this book. ❤️❤️❤️
I'm excited for book 5 and Cassel and Jeremy's story which is next as soon as I finish this series. 🤭
This book has gotten a bit more serious than the others. It was still ridiculous, yes, but the stakes have gotten higher with Leland's past and secrets catching up with them. He now has family to think about and keeping them unaware of what's happening has become impossible. Add to that the venom of Lucas' continuous manipulation and toxicity, the danger has gotten so much closer to Leland, Jackson, and their family.
This installment had more angst this time but at the same time, had more fluff and aw shucks moment, especially with family traditions and the holidays going on. Henry has finally acknowledged Leland's like a son to him and Ava has started to consider Leland part of the family. They also still have their stupid kinky experiments but I feel like they'd gotten even more intimate and tender with this book. ❤️❤️❤️
I'm excited for book 5 and Cassel and Jeremy's story which is next as soon as I finish this series. 🤭
October 29, 2022
The first 2 books in this series were great, but the 3rd and 4th could have easily been condensed. The stories didn't really add much to character growth other than Cassel bonding with Leland, and Jeremy being brought into the group. Mason barely featured!!
The fence thing was funny, but now it's just tired, and Leland and Jackson's stubbornness and wanting to protect the other is just getting ridiculous. Surely by now they should know it's just distraction and they work better together. Plus Leland and his constant questioning himself about what Lucas is saying throughout the past 2 books is just frustrating - he says himself Lucas is a master manipulator so why is he falling for it!!
Honestly this series could have been three great books instead of two great and two pretty average, forgettable ones 🤷🏼♀️
The fence thing was funny, but now it's just tired, and Leland and Jackson's stubbornness and wanting to protect the other is just getting ridiculous. Surely by now they should know it's just distraction and they work better together. Plus Leland and his constant questioning himself about what Lucas is saying throughout the past 2 books is just frustrating - he says himself Lucas is a master manipulator so why is he falling for it!!
Honestly this series could have been three great books instead of two great and two pretty average, forgettable ones 🤷🏼♀️
August 27, 2024
Reread August 2024:
These books just get better and better. The found family is incredible, and Leland is on his A game.
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Oh how I love these books! They never fail to make me burst out laughing, the narrator of the audiobooks is so freaking amazing!
And omg LELAND! It's only been maybe a week since I read The Former Assassin's Guide where he showed up but I've missed him. And Jackson, too. These two idiots are so much fun, and I don't know if Leland has become slightly less unhinged or if I've gotten more used to him but I felt this book really really worked for me. Him, Jackson, and the Fence are still my OT3 though 😂
And Cassel! My baby boy! With Jeremy who's a total simp for him (understandable) and poor Henry who secretly loves all the shenanigans Leland drags him along for.
The found family in this series is just excellent and I read this in just over a day because I didn't want to stop. Love these guys!
These books just get better and better. The found family is incredible, and Leland is on his A game.
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Oh how I love these books! They never fail to make me burst out laughing, the narrator of the audiobooks is so freaking amazing!
And omg LELAND! It's only been maybe a week since I read The Former Assassin's Guide where he showed up but I've missed him. And Jackson, too. These two idiots are so much fun, and I don't know if Leland has become slightly less unhinged or if I've gotten more used to him but I felt this book really really worked for me. Him, Jackson, and the Fence are still my OT3 though 😂
And Cassel! My baby boy! With Jeremy who's a total simp for him (understandable) and poor Henry who secretly loves all the shenanigans Leland drags him along for.
The found family in this series is just excellent and I read this in just over a day because I didn't want to stop. Love these guys!
July 29, 2024
I've just listened to it again and loved it so much. Leland is my comfort character
The audio was great
I'd hoped for more Leland and this delivered, though he's a little more subdued than usual. Marriage and being settled with a found family does that to a guy. I love that for him though.
You absolutely have to have read books 1 through 3 and also Cassel's book, A Former Assassin's Guide. Otherwise a lot won't make sense.
Lots of plot twists, shenanigans (though not as crazy), and a side of steam makes this an excellent read. I was thoroughly entertained but I love Leland, so that was easy!
I absolutely love Henry and how he gets roped, or ropes himself, into adventures and he's along for the ride here
The audio was great
I'd hoped for more Leland and this delivered, though he's a little more subdued than usual. Marriage and being settled with a found family does that to a guy. I love that for him though.
You absolutely have to have read books 1 through 3 and also Cassel's book, A Former Assassin's Guide. Otherwise a lot won't make sense.
Lots of plot twists, shenanigans (though not as crazy), and a side of steam makes this an excellent read. I was thoroughly entertained but I love Leland, so that was easy!
I absolutely love Henry and how he gets roped, or ropes himself, into adventures and he's along for the ride here
November 22, 2023
While I enjoyed seeing everyone again (including Cassel and Jeremy… together!) this was my least favorite book of the series, mainly because the case Leland and Jackson worked on was annoying as fuck, putting them in danger for no reason whatsoever. They were hired to investigate an alleged kidnapping that took place two years prior but the problem was that everyone, including the woman who hired them, kept lying to them in order to use them for their own personal agendas, and the woman they were trying to save didn’t even want to be saved. By the 80% mark, I was so frustrated that I wanted them to just shoot everyone involved and be done with it.
On a more positive note, this was the first time I didn’t cringe at something Leland said or did during the course of the story. His interactions with Jackson were adorable, and I found myself smiling at how perfect they were for each other. There were three scenes that I really liked: the paintball sledding date, the Christmas Eve gift exchange, and the scene where Tavish was chasing Leland up the stairs of a 27-story building. I couldn’t stop laughing at how ridiculous Leland was. He really has grown on me since the first book. 2.5 stars
The Hitman’s Guide to:
Making Friends and Finding Love 3.75 stars
Staying Alive Despite Past Mistakes 2.5 stars
Tying the Knot Without Getting Shot 3 stars
Righting Wrongs While Causing Mayhem 2.5 stars
On a more positive note, this was the first time I didn’t cringe at something Leland said or did during the course of the story. His interactions with Jackson were adorable, and I found myself smiling at how perfect they were for each other. There were three scenes that I really liked: the paintball sledding date, the Christmas Eve gift exchange, and the scene where Tavish was chasing Leland up the stairs of a 27-story building. I couldn’t stop laughing at how ridiculous Leland was. He really has grown on me since the first book. 2.5 stars
The Hitman’s Guide to:
Making Friends and Finding Love 3.75 stars
Staying Alive Despite Past Mistakes 2.5 stars
Tying the Knot Without Getting Shot 3 stars
Righting Wrongs While Causing Mayhem 2.5 stars
August 27, 2022
Laughed so hard!!
I can’t say enough about how funny this series has been. I have absolutely fallen in love with these characters. The entire group and their interactions are so delightful. Leland is by far the most entertaining, frustrating, and lovable character I have had the joy to read.
I have to also say that if there is such a thing as snow tube paint ball, I’m in!! That is just one of the most hilarious moments of many that this group of crazy men has shared. I really hope the author is continuing this series because I will miss these characters.
Favorite series of the year!!
I can’t say enough about how funny this series has been. I have absolutely fallen in love with these characters. The entire group and their interactions are so delightful. Leland is by far the most entertaining, frustrating, and lovable character I have had the joy to read.
I have to also say that if there is such a thing as snow tube paint ball, I’m in!! That is just one of the most hilarious moments of many that this group of crazy men has shared. I really hope the author is continuing this series because I will miss these characters.
Favorite series of the year!!
May 3, 2023
A bit of a confusing case in this one
For the first time in this series, I've not given the narrative 5* because I found the case they got involved in to be super confusing and not really concluded with something that made sense.
Having said that, it's still ridiculously fun, still has all the best mix of outrageous actions and humorous outcomes and the usual cast of suspects.
I'm not sure if this is the final book, but if it is, I've absolutely adored every one of Jackson and Leland's adventures.
For the first time in this series, I've not given the narrative 5* because I found the case they got involved in to be super confusing and not really concluded with something that made sense.
Having said that, it's still ridiculously fun, still has all the best mix of outrageous actions and humorous outcomes and the usual cast of suspects.
I'm not sure if this is the final book, but if it is, I've absolutely adored every one of Jackson and Leland's adventures.
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June 3, 2022DNF @ 40% because one mention of a Sasquatch Santa costume means it will make an appearance somewhere later on in the book and I just can not with this book anymore.
Leland is such a battery drainer. I’m always left feeling exhausted after reading this authors books. At first I really enjoyed her books but as of late this whole schtick of constant witty banter and childish jokes are wearing me out. The constant talk about the fence has become the equivalent on nails on a chalkboard. ☹️
I honestly didn’t get the purpose of this book. It was just a bunch of words that attempted to drive the plot forward but was heavily saturated with so much satirical dialogue but no real end game. I feel like I keep getting sucked into the series cos I really enjoyed the first book but every book after the first just leaves me slightly annoyed with myself for getting caught up in the hype yet again.🙄
Like how old are these people? They’re utter man-children who can only exist in the imagination of an author cos I honestly can’t see them surviving life or death situations with minimal to no damage and or dead. It's really difficult to wrap my head around the fact that all these men are suppose to be adults and not teenagers.
WELP, I think it’s time to take a break from this author. 😑
Leland is such a battery drainer. I’m always left feeling exhausted after reading this authors books. At first I really enjoyed her books but as of late this whole schtick of constant witty banter and childish jokes are wearing me out. The constant talk about the fence has become the equivalent on nails on a chalkboard. ☹️
I honestly didn’t get the purpose of this book. It was just a bunch of words that attempted to drive the plot forward but was heavily saturated with so much satirical dialogue but no real end game. I feel like I keep getting sucked into the series cos I really enjoyed the first book but every book after the first just leaves me slightly annoyed with myself for getting caught up in the hype yet again.🙄
Like how old are these people? They’re utter man-children who can only exist in the imagination of an author cos I honestly can’t see them surviving life or death situations with minimal to no damage and or dead. It's really difficult to wrap my head around the fact that all these men are suppose to be adults and not teenagers.
WELP, I think it’s time to take a break from this author. 😑
March 2, 2022
Rarely do I laugh as hard reading a book as I do reading The Hitman’s Guides. I knew I was in trouble from the very first chapter. 🤣 The further adventures of Leland and his long suffering husband Jackson as they get dragged kicking and screaming into a case. And we can’t forget Henry, Cassell, and Jeremy. ( I think Cassell and Leland must be blood related somehow. Heaven help Jere-Bear.) Alice Winters is the mistress of creating these hilarious characters while still managing to write a semi-serious mystery that keeps you on the edge of your seat. If you haven’t read any of the rest of these books, you really need to. The only thing spoilery is the relationship between all of the characters. They are definitely worth reading if you enjoy a good laugh.
April 19, 2022
4.5 stars. Devoured this in a day. As per usual, I adore these books. This is one of my most favourite series’. The humour just gets me.
I especially love the found family themes that surround Leland, and how much he and Jackson love each other. Every scene that focuses on the two of them just makes me smile. The overall investigation plot was enjoyable too, even though I didnt really care about how it was resolved, but definitely isn’t what I’m here for. That’s all Jackson and Leland…and Cassel and Jeremy and Henry and the dogs…
I do wish for more sex scenes, like I usually do with this author, because it helps me feel the connection between the couple, but sex scenes really aren’t this author’s strong suit.
I especially love the found family themes that surround Leland, and how much he and Jackson love each other. Every scene that focuses on the two of them just makes me smile. The overall investigation plot was enjoyable too, even though I didnt really care about how it was resolved, but definitely isn’t what I’m here for. That’s all Jackson and Leland…and Cassel and Jeremy and Henry and the dogs…
I do wish for more sex scenes, like I usually do with this author, because it helps me feel the connection between the couple, but sex scenes really aren’t this author’s strong suit.
March 3, 2022
The gang is back with a brand new mystery, Leland and Jackson are the couple I would love to hang out with! Leland and the gang are dragged into finding a missing girl, this turns into a crazy mystery full of lies but also as we would expect over the top laughter, crazy antics and most of all you feel the love and the need to protect just rolling of Leland.
As this series continues you are able to get a glimpse of Leland and Cassels earlier days and see how and why they are just too cute and way over the top. Chaos, laughter with tears, heartstrings being yanked on, and a mystery full of twist and turns has made book 4 extra special and a must read.
As this series continues you are able to get a glimpse of Leland and Cassels earlier days and see how and why they are just too cute and way over the top. Chaos, laughter with tears, heartstrings being yanked on, and a mystery full of twist and turns has made book 4 extra special and a must read.
May 4, 2022
Leland will never not mention the fence...
4.5 stars for the narrator. When I think about it he did a great job. I absolutely loved his voice for Tavish.
3.5 stars for the story. It was entertaining, action packed, filled with family time and romance. Leland actually wasn't so bad in this one. When he is serious and taking care of business is when he is at his best. Will still say Cassel is the better character and hitman. Sorry Leland 🤷🏽♀️😆
4.5 stars for the narrator. When I think about it he did a great job. I absolutely loved his voice for Tavish.
3.5 stars for the story. It was entertaining, action packed, filled with family time and romance. Leland actually wasn't so bad in this one. When he is serious and taking care of business is when he is at his best. Will still say Cassel is the better character and hitman. Sorry Leland 🤷🏽♀️😆
June 8, 2025
Does Leland deserve a hug?
No.
He deserves ALL THE HUGS!!
No.
He deserves ALL THE HUGS!!
September 5, 2025
This series is deeply unserious and I continue to enjoy it as such. Was anyone else a fan of the tv show Psych back in the day? Leland really reminds me of psychic PI Sean Spencer (only more murdery) in a big way. You can never be sure whether he’s a genius or gets the job done by accident, but you’ll be entertained along the way. All of the other characters seem to be becoming less serious as well, the more time they spend around Leland 😂 It makes me happy that they just accept him as he is and roll with it, giving him the love and family he never had. Still low key want to kick Jackson’s mom in the crotch, but whatever.
August 5, 2023
Alice Winters writes the funniest characters, I swear.
It’s OTT, hilarious, very well written and the plot! It’s so good. Even the side characters shine.
This one took a little longer to finish, a mix of ‘I don’t want it to end’ and more intriguing books arising, but it was worth the wait.
It’s OTT, hilarious, very well written and the plot! It’s so good. Even the side characters shine.
This one took a little longer to finish, a mix of ‘I don’t want it to end’ and more intriguing books arising, but it was worth the wait.
April 22, 2022
Christmas and Crazy Hijinks!
This was a ride. It took me more than a bit to get into because this plot is all over the place like a dog's breakfast and I eventually needed to put it down for a while, but Leland and Jackson drew me back in and I couldn't stop wondering what the outcome would be, so I picked it back up again and I'm glad I did. Leland and Jackson are always good for a laugh and some crazy shenanigans.
I wish this was available in audio, I'd like to hear Michael Ferraiuolo's performance.
This was a ride. It took me more than a bit to get into because this plot is all over the place like a dog's breakfast and I eventually needed to put it down for a while, but Leland and Jackson drew me back in and I couldn't stop wondering what the outcome would be, so I picked it back up again and I'm glad I did. Leland and Jackson are always good for a laugh and some crazy shenanigans.
I wish this was available in audio, I'd like to hear Michael Ferraiuolo's performance.
March 8, 2022
3.5 for this adventure. I love this series but maybe this book didn’t quite grab me as much as the others. Still enjoyable, still typical Leland and still The Fence !
February 26, 2022
Once again Leland, Jackson and their merry band of mischief makers had me in hysterics. From Leland rapping, to Santa Sasquatch and more there was always something to make me giggle even in the middle of another case to solve.
A case that starts out as locating a missing girl but ends up being turned and twisted into a completely different direction. The clever way this was slowly revealed kept me fully engaged in the outcome, turning the pages needing more. The usual cast of side kicks are there assisting with solving the case and some new villains provide action, drama and a laugh or two.
All of this happens around Christmas so Leland once again has to learn how to cope with all the ‘feelings’ and family togetherness so his dramatic side does get some more time to shine, much to Jackson’s amusement. Leland also gets to shower his friends with gifts, some thoughtful and meaningful, other not so much!
As with previous instalments in this series, the focus is more on untangling the mystery and less on steamy scenes although Leland and Jackson do, at times, showcase their unique view of romance!
I cannot get enough of this superbly written series and highly recommend it.
A case that starts out as locating a missing girl but ends up being turned and twisted into a completely different direction. The clever way this was slowly revealed kept me fully engaged in the outcome, turning the pages needing more. The usual cast of side kicks are there assisting with solving the case and some new villains provide action, drama and a laugh or two.
All of this happens around Christmas so Leland once again has to learn how to cope with all the ‘feelings’ and family togetherness so his dramatic side does get some more time to shine, much to Jackson’s amusement. Leland also gets to shower his friends with gifts, some thoughtful and meaningful, other not so much!
As with previous instalments in this series, the focus is more on untangling the mystery and less on steamy scenes although Leland and Jackson do, at times, showcase their unique view of romance!
I cannot get enough of this superbly written series and highly recommend it.
March 19, 2022
This cannot be the end of Leland! I'm going to need more!!! The hitman series is one of my favorite comfort reads. Do yourself a favor and read this series!!! 🤩
March 4, 2022
Just when Leland thought he and Jackson could enjoy marital bliss and peace, they soon find themselves amidst chaos and danger. Trying to solve a mystery becomes a complicated venture, with twists and turns and surprises.
It was brilliant! So much of the story was focused on Leland and Jackson and their relationship. Settled, in love, adoring each other and adorable, and their usual crazy, unique selves. Joined by their amazing group of friends, which many times meant hilarious shenanigans, but also sweet moments of bonding, showing how close and important they've become to one another.
I loved it! Just like in the rest of this series, there's action, suspense, laugh out loud moments, silliness, sweetness, banter and the whole gamut of feelings. I adore the whole cast of characters and I enjoyed taking part in this wild and thrilling romp with them.
It was brilliant! So much of the story was focused on Leland and Jackson and their relationship. Settled, in love, adoring each other and adorable, and their usual crazy, unique selves. Joined by their amazing group of friends, which many times meant hilarious shenanigans, but also sweet moments of bonding, showing how close and important they've become to one another.
I loved it! Just like in the rest of this series, there's action, suspense, laugh out loud moments, silliness, sweetness, banter and the whole gamut of feelings. I adore the whole cast of characters and I enjoyed taking part in this wild and thrilling romp with them.
November 14, 2023
This installment of the series ranged between four and five stars for me, but I laughed A LOT, so that tipped it over into five star territory for me.
This is the fourth book in the series, not counting Cassel's offshoot book, and I would not recommend reading it as a standalone because it absolutely would not make any sense.
For those of you already familiar with the series, you can expect more of the same hilarious and zany adventures told with the same confident technical writing skills (showing, not telling) and great editing and proofreading. For those of you who complain about every book in the series that the books are just silly and they just try too hard to be funny (or whatever your particular beef with the series is), you won't like this one either, so you can give it a miss and spare us all the same review you guys always leave.
The only reason that this book ventured into four star territory for me is that I kind of got confused with the mystery. It's very convoluted and I'm still not sure what all happened, but with this book and this series, it really doesn't matter. That's why I like the series. I actually don't really like pure or romantic mystery, but the combination of humor, action, and adventure in this book makes the mystery the least important aspect of the book.
Bottom line: I recommend this book. Yes, I do recommend most of Alice Winters' books, but there's a reason for that. She works hard at her craft and she delivers very high quality, interesting, and funny books.
This is the fourth book in the series, not counting Cassel's offshoot book, and I would not recommend reading it as a standalone because it absolutely would not make any sense.
For those of you already familiar with the series, you can expect more of the same hilarious and zany adventures told with the same confident technical writing skills (showing, not telling) and great editing and proofreading. For those of you who complain about every book in the series that the books are just silly and they just try too hard to be funny (or whatever your particular beef with the series is), you won't like this one either, so you can give it a miss and spare us all the same review you guys always leave.
The only reason that this book ventured into four star territory for me is that I kind of got confused with the mystery. It's very convoluted and I'm still not sure what all happened, but with this book and this series, it really doesn't matter. That's why I like the series. I actually don't really like pure or romantic mystery, but the combination of humor, action, and adventure in this book makes the mystery the least important aspect of the book.
Bottom line: I recommend this book. Yes, I do recommend most of Alice Winters' books, but there's a reason for that. She works hard at her craft and she delivers very high quality, interesting, and funny books.
March 4, 2022
As a fellow Alice Winters fan, please be kind when you read this! I found that this book was tooooo long! I understand that there was a lot of ground to cover and that there is NO such thing as too much Leland, Jackson, and the gang... but this one had a story plot inside of a story plot inside of a story plot! Otherwise known as the GREAT con... *headdesk*
The humor was OTT as usual and the twists and turns were great. We also got to meet some interesting side characters that I hope we will see more of in the future! To be honest, at about 75% I had to lay it down to take a break and go work in the garden... and cook dinner... and go to bed! But, this morning I was ready to jump right back into it and get it done... and I nice ending it was, too! *grin*
On a side note, all of us Cassel fans got plenty of Cassel fixes in this one without taking away from our Leland time... excellent job, Ms. Winters!
Now, we wait for the "calendar" short story to go up... *fingers impatiently tapping rapidly on the table*
The humor was OTT as usual and the twists and turns were great. We also got to meet some interesting side characters that I hope we will see more of in the future! To be honest, at about 75% I had to lay it down to take a break and go work in the garden... and cook dinner... and go to bed! But, this morning I was ready to jump right back into it and get it done... and I nice ending it was, too! *grin*
On a side note, all of us Cassel fans got plenty of Cassel fixes in this one without taking away from our Leland time... excellent job, Ms. Winters!
Now, we wait for the "calendar" short story to go up... *fingers impatiently tapping rapidly on the table*
March 17, 2022
The Hitman's Guide to Righting Wrongs While Causing Mayhem is the fourth book in Alice Winter's amazing series.
I smiled throughout this book. I snort-laughed throughout this book. Basically, it is absolutely fabulous and is a perfect addition to the world of Leland and Jackson's world.
Leland's obsession with his babies is something I didn't know I needed in my life. But, omg, these moments are everything!!!
And let's not forget about all the secondary characters. I love them all. Henry, Cassel, Kevin, Mila, etc.
This book is full of sarcasm, banter, and snark. It's also full of scary situations that are all carried off with light-heartedness.
Overall, I can't get enough of this series and these characters. Alice Winters is one of the best at writing charming, off color characters who leave you laughing and smiling throughout all their antics. It just doesn't get any better.
I smiled throughout this book. I snort-laughed throughout this book. Basically, it is absolutely fabulous and is a perfect addition to the world of Leland and Jackson's world.
Leland's obsession with his babies is something I didn't know I needed in my life. But, omg, these moments are everything!!!
And let's not forget about all the secondary characters. I love them all. Henry, Cassel, Kevin, Mila, etc.
This book is full of sarcasm, banter, and snark. It's also full of scary situations that are all carried off with light-heartedness.
Overall, I can't get enough of this series and these characters. Alice Winters is one of the best at writing charming, off color characters who leave you laughing and smiling throughout all their antics. It just doesn't get any better.
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