Amy’s answer to “When did you decide to knit using mainly pubic hair?” > Likes and Comments

Epic. Truly epic.

It's been an epic life.

" my stable of men." Heh.
Babe, here's your Chrsstmas story!!!!

There is no doubt that my muff was made of real muff. This must be distinctly understood, or nothing wonderful can come of the story I am gong to relate.

I'm like the next Charles Fucking Dickens.

HA!

OMG, this is hilarious!
Where is this website where I mention the question to get 20% off.

Is that one of your school photos Al? I'll take your silent as a 'yes'.

What colour are the socks ? I don't want grey pubes. Too scratchy

Yes, that's one of my model shots

Jen, that would be www.coochiecomfort.com.

Would you consider a range in arm pit hair ?

We have a far superior selection than www.vajayjayvanpelts.com.

Hmm. I hear that mingeGoLightly@Vag.com. are good

Only Blond, I'm afraid. But the quality is superb .

I'm AM considering arm pit hair. My stable of men are continually grooming each other. Just need to start to keep the sweepings.

Do they get hair balls?

The workmanship at mingeGoLightly is shoddy, at best.

We are the original!

I hear the competition amongst pube garments is high.
Do your men ever get mange?

Well, I was considering looking at the other websites, but....if you are the original...well....I want the real thing, I don't want fake pube hair socks.

I hear they use dog pubes

Who Amy or the competitors?

No hair balls, but they do occasionally get soap in their eyes.

Do you need a stable girl to help them. I wouldn't want them to get an eye infection from too much soap in their eyes.

Perhaps. For that, and they certainly need someone to help them perfect walking in their heels.

Oh shit, you don't want me for that then. Maybe Al and I can work together. I'm sure Al is much better at walking in heels than I am :o

We both should make sure to sit in on the teaching sessions, though.

Only because it will be very educational, and not at all because of the nice things heels can do for a man's ass.

What about ass crack hair? I have a feeling that particular kind is wonderful for mittens.

Oh yes,
I Can definitely help with the heel walking.
And extracting crackial hair.

Perhaps you, Kristan, can be head of product development.

While you, Al can be in charge of my boys charm and deportment lessons. Oh, and giving them their daily ass rub down. We don't want to extract when a gentle rub down would allow us to collect it naturally, and with far less stress to my lovely, young, men.

I think you should consider adding a few bears to your stable. They may not pull off the heels as easily but your production output should tripple.

And that kind of thinking is why I will pay you the big bucks!

Call me a diva, but I simply cannot work with wiry haired pubic men.

I'll keep that in mind. Only silk-soft. That does make for more comfortable garments.

I don't mind being on the interviewing panel ?

I would insist!

I like to inhale, rub, lick and taste.

Would you consider wiry haired men if they were especially talented in heels? Because you could always invest in an excellent conditioner. Of course, you'd be responsible for applying it daily. I'm not sure you want to add that to all of your other stable responsibilities.

Yes, I believe I would. I'm a reasonable pervert. I mean person. A pubic softener.
I've heard that vast amounts of anal sex softens the pubes