
If a clown car is traveling southbound at 23mph, with fourteen clowns inside, and a flatbed truck carrying fifty bales of cotton is traveling northbound at 56mph, but they are on completely different interstates and will never get within eighty miles of each, why was Everwood canceled?

Why does my mother hate me?

Say Rhys Bowen stabbed Lilian Jackson Braun in the liver, who would be more likely to help her hide the shank and duct tape - the AB's or Nuestra Familia?

If a train is traveling westbound at 67mph, and another train is traveling eastbound at 45mph, and the trains are currently two miles apart, but the westbound train has an incline of four degrees while the eastbound train has a decline of seven degrees, why did Richard Nixon lie to the American people?

Do these culottes make me look fat?

Seriously, name the 2 or 3 books that had the most influence on you as a writer, and tell us why.

Would you consider yourself more a nihilist or narcissist?
Follow up question: Do you prefer Starsky & Hutch or SImon & Simon?

Who would win in a prison shank-duct-taped-to-your-forearm fight between Rhys Bowen and Lilian Jackson Braun?

What does love feel like?

What did you learn from writing MURDER BOY that has changed who you are as a writer, and how will it affect your future work?