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Did it make you giggle? I think that's the proper response. I'm having a shitty month.
Which group do you think boasts the higher average IQ?
I can't. Even if I wanted to. Which I don't.
Chicken scissors.
3. What are the best and worst Christmas songs ever?I've got part of this one now. The worst Christmas song ever is CHRISTMAS SHOES.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0a_Y1w...
He can't sing and it doesn't rhyme. It almost makes me cry and then I desperately want to punch myself in the face over and over and over. Then I want to commit a violent crime against whoever wrote the stupid fucking lyrics. Fuck you if you say to yourself "let me think of a song that would make people cry even though it sucks worse than any song ever. Because then I'll get radio play and Jesus will like me better." Also, just because your mom is about to die doesn't mean you should be at the store covered in dirt from head to toe. Especially since you have a DAD! Hello! Take a bath and do your homework, kid. That'll make your mom a lot happier than christmas shoes. I promise.
I wonder if you were laughing as hard as I was when the Giants lost. I'll bet you money you weren't.
I wonder who gets his tiny high-heeled shoes.
Yay!! Boo!
Yay!!!! Yay megan!!!! Congratulations. That's so wonderful. I too am looking forward to your hate. Hopefully you're not the weepy sappy type of pregnant but rather the rude distdainful pregnant. That's more fun for everyone and also makes prettier babies. Its a proven fact.
Get in line.
(and you people are worried about me looking at pictures. Jesus.)
My pleasure.
She's not to be referred to as "Guilia". Her name is "Melons." You can spell it mellons if you want. I'll allow "Ghoulia" as well, but you have to spell it correctly or it makes no sense. These are the rules, Nick. Don't break them.Thee end.
P.S. her name is Melons because she hates Melon and likes her boobs.
1. What is the best Christmas present you ever received?--Rock Tumbler
2. What is the best Christmas present you've ever given?
--Guitar
3. What are the best and worst Christmas songs ever?
--I don't understand the question
4. Where are you celebrating Christmas? Who will be there? Do you have to sleep near your mother-in-law?*
--At my house. My mom will be here. No.
5. Aside from world peace, what is at the tops of your Christmas list this year?
--Live-in maid
6. What is the more blasphemous Christmas card message?
Merry Fucking Christmas
or
I hope Jesus and Santa team up to bring you the best Christmas ever!
--Jesus+Santa
7. Are you doing anything awesome for New Year's Eve? When was the last time you did something awesome for New Year's Eve? If so, what the fuck was it, because I have only had one good one and I was in Hawaii, so I don't think NYE was good, so much as the location was nice.
--I don' think so. We were invited to Atlantic City but we don't have a sitter. We used to have great NYEs before the kids were born. We always went to one of those gay hotel parties with my husband's family and all of our friends.
Megan's knocked up, Nick. Misery loves company.
That happened when he realized there was a football team everyone hates.
He's not allowed!
It's like you're a monk.
