“Almost everywhere in the world, when you are caught by police while walking around in full frontal nudity in the middle of nowhere where nobody can see you, you will be forced to put on some clothes, and in addition you will be fined for walking around nude. But not in Germany:
Here, the Police will stop you, asking if everything is alright, maybe check your ID, they will remember you to respect children's eyes if you got aware of them, and then they will walk away to leave you alone.
I love this country.”