“Do you know what an inconvenience it is to need to find a place to relieve myself everywhere I go?'

A fizzing noise came from Cassian's side of the table, but I clamped my lips together. Mor gripped my knee beneath the table, her body shaking with the effort of keeping her laugh reined in.

Rhys drawled to Amren. 'Shall we start building public toilets for you throughout Velaris, Amren?'

'I mean it, Rhysand,' Amren snapped. I didn't dare meet Mor's stare. Or Cassian's. One look and I'd completely dissolve. Amren waved a hand down at herself. 'I should have selected a male form. At least you can whip it out and go wherever you like without having to worry about spilling on-'

Cassian lost it. Then Mor. Then me. And even Az, chuckling faintly.

'You really don't know how to pee?' Mor roared. 'After all this time?'

Amren seethed. 'I've seen animals-'

'Tell me you know how a toilet works,' Cassian burst out, slapping a broad hand on the table. 'Tell me you know that much.'

I clapped a hand over my mouth, as if it would push the laugh back in. Across the table, Rhys's eyes were brighter than stars, his mouth a quivering line as he tried and failed to remain serious.

'I know how to sit on a toilet,' Amren growled.”