“If you got junk in the trunk, clap your hands. If your thighs rub together, clap your hands. If your bra’s always too tight, and it never fits you right… If you thicc and you know it clap your hands! Embrace yourself and your body the way it is now. Love who you are now. Go live your life now! Life is too short to wait. Life is too short not to eat that fifth taco or another helping of lasagna! Viva la carbs!”