“A desert planet on he Outer Rim,
Tatooine is dusty, gritty, and grim.
Everything's parched and thirsty and dry,
From the searing earth to th eglaring sky.
Why? you might ask.
Oh, how can this be?
Just look up to the sky,
And you will soon see.
It's those two blasted suns,
All round and white-hot.
They're to blame for this heat...
But, oh, what a shot!”