
“Woo-hoo!” I said. “That’s amazing!” But I noticed that my dad wasn’t nearly as excited as I was. “Hey Dad, isn’t this good news?” I said. “Ask him when the next council meeting is,” said Pooseidon. “When’s the next meeting?” I asked Zeus. “Um, in 10,000 years,”
―
The Lightning Fart: A Parody of The Lightning Thief
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