Quotes - Jim Boland (Washington, DC) Showing 1-30 of 35

#1

“Don't let yesterday take up too much of today”
― Will Rogers

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#2

“The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces.”
― Will Rogers

tags: success, temptation

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#3

“Rumor travels faster, but it don't stay put as long as truth. ”
― Will Rogers

tags: gossip

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#4

“All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that's an alibi for my ignorance.”
― Will Rogers

tags: funny, humor, media

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#5

“There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works.”
― Will Rogers

tags: men-and-women

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#6

“There are three kinds of men. The ones that learn by readin’. The few who learn by observation.
The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.”
― Will Rogers

tags: experience, learning

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#7

“Too many people spend money they haven't earned, to buy things they don't want, to impress people that they don't like.”
― Will Rogers

tags: appearances, credit, life, money, people, pride

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#8

“Common sense ain't common.”
― Will Rogers

tags: common-sense

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#9

“Everyone is ignorant, only on different subjects.”
― Will Rogers

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#10

“When you find yourself in a hole, quit digging.”
― Will Rogers

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#11

“When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.”
― Will Rogers

tags: calmly, die, screaming, will-rogers

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#12

“The short memories of the American voters is what keeps our politicians in office.”
― Will Rogers

tags: politics

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#13

“If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of Congress?”
― Will Rogers

tags: humor, politics

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#14

“If stupidity got us in this mess, how come it can't get us out.”
― Will Rogers

tags: stupidity

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#15

“The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it in your back pocket.”
― Will Rogers

tags: money

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#16

“The more you observe politics, the more you've got to admit that each party is worse than the other.”
― Will Rogers

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#17

“An onion can make people cry, but there has never been a vegetable invented to make them laugh.”
― Will Rogers

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#18

“The problem ain't what people know. It's what people know that ain't so that's the problem.”
― Will Rogers

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#19

“Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're actually paying for.”
― Will Rogers

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#20

“There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.”
― Will Rogers

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#21

“Most men are about as happy as they make up their minds to be.”
― Will Rogers

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#22

“Lord, the money we do spend on Government and it's not one bit better than the government we got for one-third the money twenty years ago.”
― Will Rogers

tags: fiscal-policy, government

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#23

“It is better for some one to think you're a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt.”
― Will Rogers

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#24

“Liberty doesn’t work as well in practice as it does in speeches.”
― Will Rogers

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#25

“Even if you are on the right track, but just sit there, you will still get run over.”
― Will Rogers

tags: success

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#26

“People's minds are changed through observation and not through argument.”
― Will Rogers

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#27

“Don't let yesterday use up too much of today.”
― Will Rogers

tags: wasting-time

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#28

“An ignorant person is one who doesn't know what you have just found out.”
― Will Rogers

tags: ignorance, knowledge, rogers, will

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#29

“If you ever injected truth into politics you would have no politics.”
― Will Rogers

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#30

“Democrats never agree on anything, that's why they're Democrats. If they agreed with each other, they would be Republicans.”
― Will Rogers

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