Ariel > Ariel's Quotes

“If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the up button.”
― Sam Levenson

“If there's no chocolate in Heaven, I'm not going.”
― Jane Seabrook, Furry Logic Laugh at Life

“If it's possible to send a message from heaven, I'll get one to you.”
― Lurlene McDaniel, Don't Die, My Love

“Heaven would never be heaven without you.”
― Richard Matheson, What Dreams May Come

“In this world . . .

It's Heaven when:
The French are chefs
The British are police
The Germans are engineers
The Swiss are bankers
And the Italians are lovers

It's Hell when:
The English are chefs
The Germans are police
The French are engineers
The Swiss are lovers
And the Italians are bankers.”
― Hidekaz Himaruya, Hetalia: Axis Powers, Vol. 2

“To enter heaven is to become more human than you ever succeeded in being on earth; to enter hell, is to be banished from humanity.”
― C.S. Lewis, The Problem of Pain

“God created heaven on earth but man created hell.”
― Santosh Kalwar, Quote Me Everyday

“At present we are on the outside of the world, the wrong side of the door. We discern the freshness and purity of morning, but they do not make us fresh and pure. We cannot mingle with the splendours we see. But all the leaves of the New Testament are rustling with the rumour that it will not always be so. Some day, God willing, we shall get in.”
― C.S. Lewis, The Weight of Glory

“When we see death, we see disaster. When Jesus sees death, he sees deliverance!”
― Max Lucado

“Heaven is always there for us; but this life... this life is a gift to us.”
― C. JoyBell C.

“How wicked it would be, if we could, to call the dead back! She said not to me but to the chaplain, 'I am at peace with God.' She smiled, but not at me. Poi si torno all' eterna fontana.”
― C.S. Lewis, A Grief Observed

“Heaven might not be what everyone thinks it is, but that don’t mean it’s a myth.”
― China Miéville, Railsea

“Maybe Heaven will be a library. Then I will be able to finish my to-read list.”
― Kellie Elmore

“Did you ever stop to think that God is going to be as pleased to have you with Him in Heaven as you are to be there?”
― A.W. Tozer, The Attributes of God: A Journey Into the Father's Heart

“In heaven, all the interesting people are missing.”
― Friedrich Nietzsche

“When I was little I bragged about my firefighting father: my father would go to heaven, because if he went to hell he would put out all the fires”
― Jodi Picoult, My Sister's Keeper