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  • #1
    “Far off, I heard a rumble. A land slip perhaps. Or maybe tank fire from thirty miles away. I figured the sounds of war would carry this far into the desert mountains.”
    Murray Bailey, The Prisoner of Acre

  • #2
    “It doesn’t matter how smart you are or what you know; if you learn to put those two things together, to let your pain drive your talent, you can become the best at anything you do in life.”
    Vernon Davis, Playing Ball: Life Lessons from My Journey to the Super Bowl and Beyond

  • #3
    Margarita Barresi
    “Enraged, Marco paced back and forth, gripping the newspaper in his fist. What do these animals hope to accomplish with senseless violence? We have enough suffering on this island. Do we have to kill each other, too?”
    Margarita Barresi, A Delicate Marriage

  • #4
    Harold Phifer
    “Once Pastor Keith hit a crescendo, Sister Gertrude would rise and jump, scream, kick, dance, and pass the hell out. Obviously, she required physical restraints to minimize damage to other parishioners and a cleanup crew for the broken pews, discarded clothing,mangled jewelry, and loose items strewn about. Yes, it took an army of ushers to physically restrain her. She was twice as big as a man. No one smaller than Shaquille O’Neal could take her down. Well, I became her parasite and First Responder. Whenever I saw aglare in her eyes, twitch in her neck, or frown on her face, I knew to move into position. But for me, getting injured was a badge of honor. I just had to be a part of her fiascos. Yet, on one Easter Sunday, I got more than I bargained for. When our youth choir created a stir, Sister Gertrude went haywire. First, she reverse dunked her grandbaby into my breadbasket. Once again, she knew I would be there for the airborne toddler. Second, a whole orchard of mixed fruits flew over my head. Third, a scarf, blouse, wig, and shoe were diverted my way. Finally, a bevy of oversized Ushers and Deacons twisted, pulled, and sacrificed themselves before Sister Gertrude went lax. It was the most outrageous display Zion Gate Union had ever seen. Mind you, she was never a disappointment for a would-be reverend like me.”
    Harold Phifer, My Bully, My Aunt, & Her Final Gift

  • #5
    Sara Pascoe
    “What's that Einstein quote about expecting different results from the same person? I shouldn't feel bad - I'm here, aren't I, I'm not the parent who didn't even text. Or the one who locked themselves in their bedroom half of Christmas. Talking like this, it's become clear that we are the main parts. This has all been about us, the sisters. I hadn't realised. I tell my mouth not to share these thoughts and Dana offers me another cigarette.”
    Sara Pascoe, Weirdo: 'Intense, also BRILLIANT, funny and forensically astute.' Marian Keyes

  • #6
    Gabriel F.W. Koch
    “A ray of sunlight poked through the mass of angry clouds.”
    Gabriel F.W. Koch, Steel Blood

  • #7
    Michael G. Kramer
    “Eliza answered, “My Lady, that was Sir Roger Mortimer!”
    Michael G. Kramer, Isabella Warrior Queen

  • #8
    Tom Hillman
    “The first impressions with the ashram people
are these sparkling interior experiences. The eyeballs can be peepholes into the Milky Way and beyond. You may mumble under your breath that the ashram people could be on something.”
    Tom Hillman, Digging for God

  • #9
    Ellen J. Lewinberg
    “Water continued to explain about the life of the tree. “Trees can be as big below the ground as they are above it. And there are mother trees in the forests—these are the oldest trees. They have the most connections with the other trees. Trees communicate with each other and look after the young trees by sending them nutrients through their roots.”
    Ellen J. Lewinberg, Joey and His Friend Water

  • #10
    Junot Díaz
    “You're the only person I've ever met who can stand a bookstore as long as I can.”
    Junot Díaz, This Is How You Lose Her

  • #11
    Richard Yates
    “Why not let well enough alone? As an intense, nicotine-stained, Jean-Paul Sartre sort of man, wasn't it simple logic to expect that he'd be limited to intense, nicotine-stained, Jean-Paul Sartre sorts of women?”
    Richard Yates, Revolutionary Road

  • #12
    George R.R. Martin
    “Nothing burns like the cold.”
    George R.R. Martin, A Game of Thrones

  • #13
    Omar Farhad
    “Pigeons and transients have one thing in common. Once fed, the Good Samaritan will regret it instantly, receiving a fresh dose of droppings”
    Omar Farhad , Need a Ride?
    tags: humor

  • #14
    Shel Silverstein
    “Oh I'm lookin' for my missin' piece
    I'm lookin' for my missin' piece
    Hi-dee-ho, here I go,
    Lookin' for my missin' piece”
    Shel Silverstein, The Missing Piece

  • #15
    Terry Goodkind
    “We don't want to lose you Lord Rahl. We don't want to go back to way things were." She sounded on the verge of tears. "We like being able to do simple things, like make a joke, and laugh. We could never do such things before. We always lived in fear that if we said the wrong thing we would be beaten, or worse. Now that we have seen another way, we don't want to go back to that. If you throw your life away for the Midlands, then we will.- Cara”
    Terry Goodkind, Blood of the Fold

  • #16
    “you calm down and listen carefully to these words.” He pressed the play button on his recorder and held it to the sending end of the telephone.”
    Shafter Bailey, James Ed Hoskins and the One-Room Schoolhouse: The Unprosecuted Crime Against Children

  • #17
    “Whether you are on day one of being a Christian or day fifteen thousand, you should always have a teachable heart before God.”
    Kathryn Krick, The Secret of the Anointing: Accessing the Power of God to Walk in Miracles

  • #18
    Todor Bombov
    “This acute, “a selfdissolving contradiction,” Marx had very precisely seen and foreseen that “it establishes a monopoly in certain spheres and thereby requires state interference.” This contradiction “reproduces a new financial aristocracy” (how much Marx was right!), no matter it will call itself Communist Party of Soviet Union or DuPont Financial Circle. It reproduces “a new variety of parasites . . . , a whole system of swindling and cheating by means of corporation promotion, stock issuance, and stock speculation.”
    Todor Bombov, Socialism Is Dead! Long Live Socialism!: The Marx Code-Socialism with a Human Face

  • #19
    Max Nowaz
    “It was amazing how a crisis could concentrate some minds while others went to pieces. Things had gone disastrously wrong in the last few days for Adam. His only worry before finding the book had been how to keep his girlfriend Linda without marrying her in the process. A contest he had lost.”
    Max Nowaz, Get Rich or Get Lucky

  • #20
    J.D. Salinger
    “Against my better judgment I feel certain that somewhere very near here—the first house down the road, maybe—there's a good poet dying, but also somewhere very near here somebody's having a hilarious pint of pus taken from her lovely young body, and I can't be running back and forth forever between grief and high delight.”
    J.D. Salinger, Franny and Zooey

  • #21
    Frank Miller
    “Glory?!
    Have you gone MAD? There's no glory to be had now! Only retreat -- or surrender -- or death!"

    "That's an easy chose for us, arcadian! SPARTANS NEVER RETREAT! SPARTANS NEVER SURRENDER!”
    Frank Miller, 300

  • #22
    “Bess laughed. Then she put on an elaborately casual tone of voice. "Did I tell you Tommy and I are going out alone tonight? Without anyone else?"
    You mean, like on a date?" George asked.
    "Not like a date!" Bess corrected her. "It is a date. Our first official one. All the others involved casts of thousands." Smiling smugly, she continued to rub sunscreen onto her arms.”
    Carolyn Keene, Portrait in Crime

  • #23
    Leon Uris
    “Nordstrom.” “Would you care for some tea or a brandy?” “No .... Nicole, I know”
    Leon Uris, Topaz

  • #24
    George Eliot
    “It is never too late to be what you might have been.”
    George Elliott

  • #25
    Cecelia Ahern
    “I think I need to face what I could have been in order to understand and accept what I am.”
    Cecelia Ahern, Where Rainbows End



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