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  • #1
    “All that hath life tendeth unto creation”
    Lysander Keprta

  • #2
    “It should be a good show tonight-I just ate an entire box of Ex-Lax”
    GG Allin

  • #3
    Sean  DeLaney
    “I'm so fast, that's why the ladies call me Mr. Speed”
    Sean Delaney

  • #4
    Oscar Wilde
    “Every saint has a past, and every sinner has a future.”
    Oscar Wilde

  • #5
    Friedrich Nietzsche
    “Without music, life would be a mistake.”
    Friedrich Nietzsche, Twilight of the Idols

  • #6
    Steve Jobs
    “Here's to the crazy ones. The misfits. The rebels. The troublemakers. The round pegs in the square holes. The ones who see things differently. They're not fond of rules. And they have no respect for the status quo. You can quote them, disagree with them, glorify or vilify them. About the only thing you can't do is ignore them. Because they change things. They push the human race forward. And while some may see them as the crazy ones, we see genius. Because the people who are crazy enough to think they can change the world, are the ones who do.”
    Steve Jobs

  • #7
    Chuck Palahniuk
    “We all die. The goal isn't to live forever, the goal is to create something that will.”
    Chuck Palahniuk, Diary

  • #8
    Julien Baker
    “Honesty transcends genre”
    Julien Baker

  • #9
    Tom Morello
    “America touts itself as the land of the free, but the number one freedom that you and I have is the freedom to enter into a subservient role in the workplace. Once you exercise this freedom you’ve lost all control over what you do, what is produced, and how it is produced. And in the end, the product doesn’t belong to you. The only way you can avoid bosses and jobs is if you don’t care about making a living. Which leads to the second freedom: the freedom to starve.”
    Tom Morello

  • #10
    Emma Goldman
    “The most violent element in society is ignorance. ”
    Emma Goldman

  • #11
    William Godwin
    “He that loves reading has everything within his reach.”
    William Godwin

  • #12
    Oscar Wilde
    “To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all.”
    Oscar Wilde

  • #13
    Brigham Young
    “You educate a man; you educate a man. You educate a woman; you educate a generation.”
    Brigham Young

  • #14
    Irina Dunn
    “A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.”
    Irina Dunn

  • #15
    Margaret Atwood
    “Men are afraid that women will laugh at them. Women are afraid that men will kill them.”
    Margaret Atwood

  • #16
    Rebecca West
    “I myself have never been able to find out precisely what feminism is: I only know that people call me a feminist whenever I express sentiments that differentiate me from a doormat.”
    Rebecca West

  • #17
    Sheng Wang
    “A friend said to me, “Hey you need to grow a pair. Grow a pair, Bro.” It’s when someone calls you weak, but they associate it with a lack of testicles. Which is weird, because testicles are the most sensitive things in the world. If you suddenly just grew a pair, you’d be a lot more vulnerable. If you want to be tough, you should lose a pair. If you want to be real tough, you should grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding.”
    Sheng Wang

  • #18
    George Carlin
    “Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it.”
    George Carlin

  • #19
    “The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it. ”
    Roseanne Barr

  • #20
    George Carlin
    “Here's all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.”
    George Carlin, When Will Jesus Bring The Pork Chops?

  • #21
    George Carlin
    “The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.”
    George Carlin

  • #22
    George Carlin
    “May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.”
    George Carlin

  • #23
    George Carlin
    “There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls. ”
    George Carlin

  • #24
    George Carlin
    “He - and if there is a God, I am convinced he is a he, because no woman could or would ever fuck things up this badly.”
    George Carlin

  • #25
    George Carlin
    “Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.”
    George Carlin

  • #26
    “If there's no joy in what you do, why do it?”
    Jason Dirt
    tags: dirt, do, jason, joy, why

  • #27
    I ain't afraid to love a man. I ain't afraid to shoot him either.
    “I ain't afraid to love a man. I ain't afraid to shoot him either.”
    Annie Oakley

  • #28
    George Carlin
    “That's why they call it the American Dream, because you have to be asleep to believe it.”
    George Carlin

  • #29
    Emma Goldman
    “I'd rather have roses on my table than diamonds on my neck.”
    Emma Goldman

  • #30
    Emma Goldman
    “When we can't dream any longer we die.”
    Emma Goldman



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