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#1

“Sex is kicking death in the ass while singing.”
― Charles Bukowski

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#2

“If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.”
― Mark Twain

tags: lies, lying, memory, truth

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#3

“Never put off till tomorrow what may be done day after tomorrow just as well.”
― Mark Twain

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#4

“Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to reform (or pause and reflect).”
― Mark Twain

tags: individuality, majority, minority, pause, reflect, wisdom

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#5

“I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.”
― Mark Twain

tags: attributed-no-source, education

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#6

“Go to heaven for the climate and hell for the company.”
― Benjamin Franklin Wade

tags: humor, misattributed-mark-twain, philosophy, theology

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#7

“Never tell the truth to people who are not worthy of it.”
― Mark Twain

tags: truth

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#8

“Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.”
― Mark Twain

tags: greatness

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#9

“The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time.”
― Mark Twain

tags: death, life

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#10

“Don’t go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.”
― Mark Twain

tags: living, world

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#11

“I was gratified to be able to answer promptly, and I did. I said I didn’t know.”
― Mark Twain

tags: humor, knowledge

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#12

“Truth is stranger than fiction, but it is because Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities; Truth isn't.”
― Mark Twain, Following the Equator: A Journey Around the World

tags: books, truth

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#13

“Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist, but you have ceased to live.”
― Mark Twain

tags: illusions, life

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#14

“Always do what is right. It will gratify half of mankind and astound the other.”
― Mark Twain

tags: morals

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#15

“I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.”
― Mark Twain

tags: classic-insult, funeral, funny, humor

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#16

“If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and man.”
― Mark Twain

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#17

“Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident.”
― Mark Twain

tags: inventing-humor

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#18

“Never allow someone to be your priority while allowing yourself to be their option.”
― Mark Twain

tags: heartbreak

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#19

“I've lived through some terrible things in my life, some of which actually happened.”
― Mark Twain

tags: humor

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#20

“Sanity and happiness are an impossible combination.”
― Mark Twain

tags: happiness, sanity

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#21

“Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please.”
― Mark Twain

tags: humor-facts

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#22

“I do not fear death. I had been dead for billions and billions of years before I was born, and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it.”
― Mark Twain

tags: death, inspirational

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#23

“The secret to getting ahead is getting started.”
― Mark Twain

tags: starting, working

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#24

“Kindness is a language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.”
― Mark Twain

tags: inspirational, kindness

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#25

“Any emotion, if it is sincere, is involuntary.”
― Mark Twain

tags: inspirational

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#26

“A clear conscience is the sure sign of a bad memory.”
― Mark Twain

tags: conscience, humor, memory

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#27

“I didn't have time to write a short letter, so I wrote a long one instead.”
― Mark Twain

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#28

“Of all the animals, man is the only one that is cruel. He is the only one that inflicts pain for the pleasure of doing it.”
― Mark Twain

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#29

“When angry, count four. When very angry, swear.”
― Mark Twain

tags: anger

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#30

“Out of all the things I have lost, I miss my mind the most.”
― Mark Twain

tags: enlightening

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