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#1

“All violence is the result of people tricking themselves into believing that their pain derives from other people and that consequently those people deserve to be punished.”
― Marshall B. Rosenberg, Nonviolent Communication: A Language of Life

tags: blame, violence

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#2

“Violence is a disease, a disease that corrupts all who use it regardless of the cause.”
― Chris Hedges

tags: violence, war

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#3

“You look all frail and breakable, but you're really a violent little thing, aren't you?”
― Rebecca Yarros, Fourth Wing

tags: fantasy, love, love-quotes, romance, spicy, violence, violent

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#4

“Violence?"Skulduggery said. "Violence is never the answer, until it's the only answer.”
― Derek Landy, The Dying of the Light

tags: skulduggery, the-answer, the-only-one-she-ever-feared, the-question, true, violence

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#5

“The violence between women is unbelievable...women try to make each other crawl so that their knees are bleeding.”
― Tori Amos

tags: violence, women

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#6

“The hardest thing to learn in life is which bridge to cross and which to burn.”
― Bertrand Russell

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#7

“Getting to the top is optional. Getting down is mandatory.”
― Ed Viesturs, No Shortcuts to the Top: Climbing the World's 14 Highest Peaks

tags: climbing, hiking, mountaineering, safety

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#8

“From the moment you think you have made it, is the beginning of the end.”
― J.R. Rim

tags: beginning-of-the-end, believe, climbing, grinding, keep-going, made-it, making-it, mindset, moment, success

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#9

“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.”
― Albert Einstein

tags: attributed-no-source, human-nature, humor, infinity, philosophy, science, stupidity, universe

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#10

“A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.”
― Steve Martin

tags: humor, obvious, simile

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#11

“Some people never go crazy. What truly horrible lives they must lead.”
― Charles Bukowski

tags: humor

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#12

“Reality continues to ruin my life.”
― Bill Watterson, The Complete Calvin and Hobbes

tags: calvin-and-hobbes, humor, life

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#13

“The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.”
― George Carlin

tags: humor, insanity, lies, lying, self-indulgence, truth

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#14

“I love mankind ... it's people I can't stand!!”
― Charles M. Schulz

tags: humor, mankind, people

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#15

“Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you'll die of a misprint.”
― Markus Herz

tags: books, health, humor, misattributed-mark-twain, misprints

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#16

“I've lived through some terrible things in my life, some of which actually happened.”
― Mark Twain

tags: humor

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#17

“Some people have a way with words, and other people...oh, uh, not have way.”
― Steve Martin

tags: humor, words

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#18

“Nothing travels faster than the speed of light, with the possible exception of bad news, which obeys its own special laws.”
― Douglas Adams, Mostly Harmless

tags: humor, novelist, science-fiction

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#19

“Humor is reason gone mad.”
― Groucho Marx

tags: humor, reason

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#20

“Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.”
― Woody Allen

tags: art, humor, life

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#21

“People, generally, suck.”
― Christopher Moore, The Stupidest Angel: A Heartwarming Tale of Christmas Terror

tags: humor

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#22

“Write what you know. That should leave you with a lot of free time.”
― Howard Nemerov

tags: humor, knowledge, literature, writing

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#23

“I know all those words, but that sentence makes no sense to me.”
― Matt Groening

tags: family, humor, language, satire, simpsons, social-commentary

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#24

“It takes a lot of time to be a genius. You have to sit around so much, doing nothing, really doing nothing.”
― Gertrude Stein

tags: genius, humor

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#25

“have i gone mad?
im afraid so, but let me tell you something, the best people usualy are.”
― Lewis Carroll, Alice in Wonderland

tags: humor

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#26

“As long as we don't die, this is gonna be one hell of a story.”
― John Green, Paper Towns

tags: humor

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#27

“You see, that is the sad, sorry, terrible thing about sarcasm.

It's really funny.”
― Brandon Sanderson, Alcatraz Versus the Evil Librarians

tags: humor, sarcasm

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#28

“Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and, instead of bleeding, he sings.”
― Robert Benchley

tags: bleeding, funny, humor, opera, stabbed

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#29

“A clear conscience is the sure sign of a bad memory.”
― Mark Twain

tags: conscience, humor, memory

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#30

“There are only two kinds of people who are really fascinating: people who know absolutely everything, and people who know absolutely nothing.”
― Oscar Wilde

tags: humor

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