Kevin Liddell > Kevin's Quotes

“What people forget is a journey to nowhere starts with a single step, too.”
― Chuck Palahniuk, Survivor

“The joke is, we all have the same punchline.”
― Chuck Palahniuk, Survivor

“Because tanning and steroids are only a problem if you plan to live a long time.”
― Chuck Palahniuk, Survivor

“On a night without moon or stars you can't see a thing, but you can imagine anything.”
― Chuck Palahniuk, Survivor

“No matter how many luxuries you get, something will be missing. No matter how carefully you choose, you'll never be totally happy.”
― Chuck Palahniuk, Survivor

“The on­ly thing I know is ev­ery­thing you love will die.”
― Chuck Palahniuk, Survivor

“The world can be a lot bet­ter than we set­tle for. All you have to do is ask.”
― Chuck Palahniuk, Survivor

“The bad news is we don't have any control.
The good news is we can't make any mistakes.”
― Chuck Palahniuk, Survivor

“This is some­thing I’ll go to Hell for.”
― Chuck Palahniuk, Survivor

“Here are condoms lined with a topical anesthetic for prolonged action. What a paradox. You don't feel a thing, but you can fuck for hours.”
― Chuck Palahniuk, Survivor

“The first time you meet that someone special, you can count on them one day being dead and in the ground.”
― Chuck Palahniuk, Survivor

“The bad news is we don’t have any con­trol. The good news is you can’t make any mis­takes.”
― Chuck Palahniuk, Survivor

“It does not mat­ter. The joke is we all have the same punch line.”
― Chuck Palahniuk, Survivor

“I figured I’d spend my first thousand years of Hell in some entry-level position, but after that I wanted to move into management. Be a real team player. Hell is going to see enormous growth in market share over the next millennium. I wanted to ride the crest. The agent said that sounded pretty realistic.”
― Chuck Palahniuk, Survivor

“Right now, me get­ting killed would be redun­dant.”
― Chuck Palahniuk, Survivor

“No matter luxuries you get, something will be missing. No matter how carefully you chooe, you'll nevver be totally happy.”
― Chuck Palahniuk, Survivor

“It's so hard to forget pain, but it's even harder to remember sweetness. We have no scar to show for happiness. We learn so little from peace.”
― Chuck Palahniuk, Diary

“When we don't know who to hate, we hate ourselves.”
― Chuck Palahniuk, Invisible Monsters

“A girl calls and asks, "Does it hurt very much to die?"
"Well, sweetheart," I tell her, "yes, but it hurts a lot more to keep living.”
― Chuck Palahniuk, Survivor

“If you love something set it free, but don't be surprised if it comes back with herpes.”
― Chuck Palahniuk

“Parents are like God because you wanna know they're out there, and you want them to think well of you, but you really only call when you need something.”
― Chuck Palahniuk, Invisible Monsters

“Just for the record, the weather today is calm and sunny, but the air is full of bullshit.”
― Chuck Palahniuk, Diary

“When did the future switch from being a promise to being a threat?”
― Chuck Palahniuk, Invisible Monsters

“Until you find something to fight for, you settle for something to fight against.”
― chuck palahniuk

“We'll never be as young as we are tonight.”
― Chuck Palahniuk, Rant: An Oral Biography of Buster Casey

“By the time you read this, you'll be older than you remember.”
― Chuck Palahniuk, Rant: An Oral Biography of Buster Casey

“Some people are just born human, the rest of us, we take a lifetime to get there.”
― Chuck Palahniuk, Rant: An Oral Biography of Buster Casey

“Mylife might be little and boring, but at least it’s mine - not some assembly-line, secondhand, hand-me-down life.”
― Chuck Palahniuk, Rant: An Oral Biography of Buster Casey

“History is nothing except monsters or victims. Or witnesses.”
― Chuck Palahniuk, Rant: An Oral Biography of Buster Casey

“Love is a skill you learn.”
― chuck palahniuk, Rant: An Oral Biography of Buster Casey