Speaker Geeks! discussion

***IMPORTANT! When I say "bad," I mean cheesy, NOT inappropriate. Anything inappropriate will be immediately removed.***

Have at it! :)

"Indon." That's a bad joke, a really, really bad one.

If anyone makes any bread jokes, you're toast!

o.o That's a threat.

I would make a chemistry joke, but all the good ones argon.

Leah wrote: "I would make a chemistry joke, but all the good ones argon."

LOL!

I read that somewhere. Actually, I think it was somewhere in your group! :D

Lol probably

CHEMISTRY JOKE ALERT!

Did u hear about the man who froze himself to absolute zero? He's 0K now!!!

What element is named after a God? Thorium

Anyone know any jokes about sodium? Na

A bear walked into a bar and ordered a root........... beer. The bartender proceeded to ask him, "Why the big pause?"
"I was born with 'em."

Claire wrote: "A bear walked into a bar and ordered a root........... beer. The bartender proceeded to ask him, "Why the big pause?"
"I was born with 'em.""

lol

Ruth wrote: "Claire wrote: "A bear walked into a bar and ordered a root........... beer. The bartender proceeded to ask him, "Why the big pause?"
"I was born with 'em.""

lol"

My 7th grade English teacher told us that one :)

Did you hear about the Energizer Bunny? He was charged with battery.

Adrian wrote: "Did you hear about the Energizer Bunny? He was charged with battery."

On the theme of crime. What did the policeman say to his chest? You're under a vest.

I used to be a banker, but lost interest.

Did you hear about the fire at the circus? It was in tents

I didn't want the job as a baker, but I kneaded the dough.

what are a plumbers favorite shoes? clogs!

Q: Why do we say "break a leg" in theatre?

A: Because every show has a cast!

That that is gold!!!!

Why thank you! I am so flattered. :D

How was the Roman Empire cut in two?

By a pair of caesars

Ryon aka (Evan) wrote: "How was the Roman Empire cut in two?

By a pair of caesars"

It took me a minute, but that's good! :D

Lol, these are great XD

These cheered my day right up.

What do you call a fake noodle?

(view spoiler)[An impasta (hide spoiler)]

XD

What happened when the butcher backed into his meat grinder?

He got a little behind in his work.