Speaker Geeks! discussion

Post the absolute WORST excuses you've ever heard for...well, anything!

I forgot to do it. ^^'

The hurricane came.

I couldn't read the note that I left for myself to do it.

Leah wrote: "I couldn't read the note that I left for myself to do it."

The lamest way ever. ^^

Yup.

It was to hard.

I didn't get around to it.

I left it at school.

Awesome! :D

I didn't want to.

MY EXCUSE

I started on my homework
but my pen ran out of link
My hamster ate my homework
My computer's on the blink
I accidently dropped it
In the soup my mom was cooking
My brother flushed it down the drain
When i wasn't looking
My momther ran my homework
Through the washer and the dryer
An aeroplane crashed into our house
My homework caught fire
Tornadoes blew my notes away
Volcanoes struck our town
My homework was taken
By an evil killer clown
Some aliens abducted me
I had a shark attack
A pirate swiped my homework
And refused to give it back
It took so long to make these up
I realised with dread
It would have been easier
To do my homework instead-:)

That's actually happened to me. No lie! :D

Awwwwwwwwww!!!!

You never gave us the homework

I didn't know that you gave us homework.

Haha! Nice!

Someone I know: "Um, Mr. ______, I didn't my homework because er, I left my journal in my locker.
The teacher: "Huh? You could have done your homework without it!"
Someone I know: "Well, uh..." *plays with hair nervously* "Oh! The world's supposed to end today - why do the work when we might be crushed by a giant tsunami or something?"
*teacher puts head in hands*

I dont want to sit on first bench.

(We had a group of friends who always submits homework and they sit on front seat .Its a tradition.And I hate to sit at front)

It's,,,..oh where did I put it? I swear it was right here! *puppy face*

Charlie: It's people like you who make teachers not believe me when I say that.

Tab wrote: "Charlie: It's people like you who make teachers not believe me when I say that."

You're welcome

Haha!

my dog ate it

Heres what you sya: " well you seei temporarily went blind last night...."


Or one I have herd before " well i couldnt do my homework because my mom wouldnt let me leave the dinner table because i didnt eat my broccoli..."

I was at the Hospital

PLZ JOIN THE MOCK TRIAL TEAM

it was too boring

My friend had a fashion dilema

My cat had a headache... So I needed to nurse her back to health..... Um.... All night.

My shadow scared me...

I fell into a volcano, and almost died. But lucky for you, teacher, I Didn't!

I atemy homework..,

My hamster peed on my homework.

My dog didnt eat my homework

i fed it to my mom

I used it as my dinnerplate

My parrot was being so annoying I have it to him to shred so he'd shut up

my dog sneezed on ot

I got frustrated and flushed it down the toilet.

Harry potter came on his broomstick, sweeping my homework into some oil....unfortunatley XD

zuse zapped it with his lightning

I played hide and go seek with it and it won and now I can't find it (fake sad sobs) and that's why I didn't do it

My computer died.....?

I have an exam coming up, so I stopped all homework except for subject (x) [this one works!!!]

It's done, it's just at home.

GRRR! SO MANY KIDS DO THIS AND THEN WANT MERCY BECAUSE IT IS "DONE."

teacher: y didnt u do ur homework?
gansta kid: yo dawg, im too cool fo school. SWAG YOLO @#$%@**

Sasha Herondale wrote: "teacher: y didnt u do ur homework?
gansta kid: yo dawg, im too cool fo school. SWAG YOLO @#$%@**"


I would cry

my dog ate it literally. don't believe me? here you can have the remains

Maddison wrote: "Sasha Herondale wrote: "teacher: y didnt u do ur homework?
gansta kid: yo dawg, im too cool fo school. SWAG YOLO @#$%@**"


I would cry"

u wud cry if sum1 said that? is dat what u mean?

I didn't do my homework because earlier I was experimenting with firecrackers and now I can't write or type.