Under The Sun Every Day Just Comes & Goes discussion

Those of you who are apart of my other two groups,Wheels of Confusion or Devil's Advocate know what this thread is about.

For those of you who don't allow me to explain...

A lot groups have a questions thread. But those Questions are usually boring everyday questions such as 'What are you doing?' 'What is your favorite color?' things like that. And they are usually in the form of a game. Well this is not a game. (Thoug it may make you smile sometimes)

So here are the questions no one is asking. Some are bizarre. Some stupid. Some actually good questions. If you have a question cool add it. If you can answer them even better, but if this turns into a place where people just ask questions fine.

These are the questions and this is the hour!!!!!

How come you can pee with pooing but you can't poo without peeing?

In the song School's Out by Alice Cooper, how can school be out for recess if school has been blown to pieces?

In the song Cop Killer by Ice-T and Body Count, what is the point in having the heads lights off if you have you stereo pumping?

Oh yeah they can't see you bet they sure can here you...

Why do scientist waste time trying to figure out whether pluto is a planet or not when there are people dying all over the world?

Why is it when you really have to go to the bathroom, I'm talking borderline doing the pee pee dance, you barely do anything. But when you don't have to go bad you end up going forever?

Is there a meaning to life?

If so; What is the meaning of life?

Can we ever truly find the meaning to life?

What do you think Jesus would have eaten on that last passover supper if he could pick from any food today?

What in the history of Christianity makes Christians think being Christian makes one a saint?

Why is it that christians are taught to simultaneously Love and Fear God?

I do not see how both can be done simultaneously. For example I love my mother therefore I can't fear her. I fear centipedes therefore I can't love them. I can not love something and fear it.

How do I sell my soul?


I could use a sandwich.

Why do people believe Jesus died a christian? He died a jew...

If you eat a few marbles and then shit them out... does that count as 'Losing your marbles'?

If one never counts their fingers do they know for sure they have ten (or eight and two thumbs) finger?

Why is poop considered a uncivilized topic?

We all poop... if you don't you might want to get that checked out...

Why is there no age limit at the library?

Who thought it was a good idea to name a song that wasn't about sex Glad You Came?

Seriously someone dropped the ball there...

Why do people think Dirty Deeds Done Dirty Cheap is sexual?

For those of you have never heard the amazing AC/DC song (shame on you!) its about a hitman who kills for low prices...

Why do we sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dish washing liquid made with real lemons?

Where does the name Muslim come from?

For that matter where does the Catholism come from?

Ever notice how people get sick and are all "Doctor help me. Medical science help me." but as soon as they're cured they're all "Thank You Jesus"?

Let's say a girl goes missing for twenty years and during those twenty years she is beaten, tortured, and raped over and over and over.

Why is it the parents first reaction is to 'thank god'?

He sure seemed to take his sweet ass time! Really where was he twenty years ago BEFORE all the that crap? Where was god during all the hell she had to endure? 'Right by her side'? And the 'all powerful motherfucker' didn't do anything?

Why did God create us just to glorify him? Does he have some kind of complex or something? Why does he need us lowly humans to tell him he is so great?

I think God needs to have a consular or something... maybe sit down with Sigmund Freud to work out his low self esteem issues.

Why isn't anyone else grossed out over the blatant incest in the bible? If Adam and Eve were the original people, then they had to have boned their kids and the kids each other. Right? Plus you have Lot and his daughters.

Author ~Djinn

If honesty is always the best policy then how come Christians get mad when I say Jesus, while a great man, was a megalomaniac?

Why is it women 'tinkle' and men piss?

Why is it okay to talk about sex but not poop? Sex being such an intimate act should be private no? And considering every one poops I don't see the problem in talking about it.

Another thing why is the word piss not considered disgusting but urine is?

Why does boots never throw feces on Dora the explorer?

Richard, every Mormon I've talked to about Biblical incest finds it disgusting.

Tebow.... take it somewhere else. Rule 7 No debating religion. This same question is in Questions questions question section of DA.

I wasn't debating. You asked why nobody else found it disgusting, and I was just letting you know that the religious people I know do.

good... don't mind me if I'm a bit snippy... I just woke up....

And that's good.

I have all the references for the incest passages in a list so I know which parts to skip.

Awesome!

In the Misfits' Song, Don't open till doomsday what aren't we supposed to open? He makes it very clear not to open it... but never mentions what it is? How am I supposed to not open it if I don't know what I'm not supposed to open?

Do tattooes taste funny to zombies and ghouls?

I just realized. This is a knock off version of my topic in DA. Punk. (:

Actually your topic is a knock off of the Questions, Questions, Questions topic from DA and the Questions topic from Wheel's Of confusion which were both created BEFORE you created yours... so... Boom! I win :)

Actually your topic is a knock off of the Questions, Questions, Questions topic from DA and the Questions topic from Wheels Of Confusion which were both created BEFORE you created yours... so... Boom! I win :)

Lies! I knew nothing of either of those topics!

Suuuuuure....

Okay... I got a few questions today....

So I had a thought... Prince Charming from sleeping beauty right? I think he was just a a disappointed necrophiliac... She did look dead... why was he kissing her?

I also found out in the original snow white the dude tries to buy her dead body from the dwarves...

Why are fairy tales filled with necrophiliacs?

I'm starting to think only prince charming LIVES happily ever after...

In the song by the misfits, Speak of the devil I have only one question.... what kind of fucked up store can you trade in a bible for a little black cat?

Another Misfits song... Scream!... is this song about murder or sex?

Kyle ~Special K: Rebel Leader~ wrote: "Why do we wipe our bums from front to back?"

Because you can get infections if you go the other way.

@Kenz

That puts a new spin on "full of crap." We do it because it's easier, Kyle. When you're wiping yourself, it is more efficient to pull instead of push.

Oaky Carrie Underwood's Jesus take the wheel am I the only one disappointed that Jesus doesn't scream something like, "Bullshit pussy ass bitch you put your hands back on the wheel of I will kick your fucking ass!!!!" at the end?

Kyle ~Special K: Rebel Leader~ wrote: "Why do we wipe our bums from front to back?"

With men it doesn't matter. But with women we have to wipe front to back. If we do not we can get Urinary Tract infections, and a form of strep infection as well.

Lol, good plan.