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message 1: by Richard, Mind of Sanity (new)

Richard (ddaythecannibal) | 3078 comments Mod
Okay this topic was inspired by my friend Champ and his brother Peter. Who have come up with the worst pick lines EVER and some how gotten tons of women.


message 2: by Richard, Mind of Sanity (new)

Richard (ddaythecannibal) | 3078 comments Mod
So share your favorite pick up line or the worst pick up line you've ever heard what ever.


message 3: by Richard, Mind of Sanity (new)

Richard (ddaythecannibal) | 3078 comments Mod
So I watched Champ do this;

He walks up to this girl and asks her, "Is that a banana in my pocket or am I just happy to see you?"

Before she could smack him in the face however he reaches into his pocket pulls out an actual banana and says, "Oh it was a banana."

They dated for six months.


message 4: by Ginny (new)

Ginny Atkinson (djinn) | 348 comments The best anti pick up line I have heard a friend of mine say....

"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because it looks like you fell flat on your face, puta"


message 5: by Ginny (new)

Ginny Atkinson (djinn) | 348 comments "You remind me of my big toe....Because I'm going to bang you on every piece of furniture in my house."


message 6: by Taylor (new)

Taylor @Kyle

The one about the watch being an hour fast might be a little too sophisticated for it to be sexy. Not that sophisticated isn't sexy…Hazel…but having to think too hard about a pick-up line is a bit of a turn-off.


message 7: by Nate (new)

Nate Explicit (view spoiler)


message 8: by Taylor (new)

Taylor "My magical watch says you aren't wearing any panties…oh, you are? Damn, it must be an hour fast."

Just an observation, Kyle. No need to be testy over it.


message 9: by Ginny (new)

Ginny Atkinson (djinn) | 348 comments Nate wrote: "Explicit [spoilers removed]"

LOL


message 10: by Nate (new)

Nate Kyle, Djinn

I'd probably never be able to get the line out of my mouth without cracking up.


message 11: by Ginny (new)

Ginny Atkinson (djinn) | 348 comments Nate wrote: "Explicit [spoilers removed]"

I am so going to try that.


message 12: by Nate (new)

Nate Go for it...wait can we know the results? lol jk


message 13: by Richard, Mind of Sanity (new)

Richard (ddaythecannibal) | 3078 comments Mod
Definitely Results! Please


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