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Richard, Mind of Sanity
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Dec 11, 2012 10:29PM
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Champ: Ged?
Me: Then why spell it out?
Champ: I dunno.
*Twenty minutes Later*
Champ: Oh! What about Just Idiots and Dumasses?
Me: What?
Champ: GED; Just Idiots and Dumasses
Me: James... Just starts with a J not a G. Idiot starts with an I not an E. How exactly did you pass high school?
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Champ: Why?
Me: Well Richard it to common... Kevin is supposed to me father's name but its not... and Hartley is a family name I was never apart of.
Champ: I thought your father's name was Kevin?
Me: No its the name of the sperm doner.
Champ: Then who is your father?
Me: Harvey Wallbanger
Champ: The drink?
Me: Yeah cause my mom wouldn't have fucked my father if Harvey hadn't fucked her judgment first!
Me and my friend in our Stats class:"I am a pleasant mother pheasant plucker.
I pluck mother pheasants.
I'm the most pleasant mother pheasant plucker
that ever plucked a mother pheasant."
We've gotten really good at saying this.
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Theresa: Maybe if you got that broom from out of your butt you would treat people like crap.
Me: Says the Hell-spawn.
Theresa: Stop calling me that!
Champ: Okay that is it both of you give each other a compliment! Or so help me I will make your lives hell.
(I won't tell you exactly what he said... suffice it was really mean.)
Me: Umm... You're really good with Jason and you'll make a great step mom...
Theresa: You have the most gorgeous brown eyes I have ever seen!
Champ: :O I'm right here...
Theresa: So? You're the one who told me to compliment the ass!
message 7:
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Waterfall *Daughter of Northridge Earthquake*, Mediator of Voices
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Me: "It loves you until it drops to your thighs?"
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Me: He's a Rebel by the Crystals.
Champ: Really? Why?
Me: I like the song...
Champ: You do?
Me: I do.
Champ: But Pink Floyd isn't heavy enough for you?
Me: Nah I just think Pink Floyd sucks.
Champ: You suck!
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Me: Good. Making topics in DA. You?
Boss: Feeling... Relaxed. Just got back from the salon and getting ready to go out now
Me: You been puffing the magic dragon?
Boss: What?
Me: Doing drugs... you're 'feeling... relaxed' somthing high people say ;)
Boss: Lol no no. I'm not doing drugs
Me: Suuure
Boss: Lol where would I get my hands on any anyways?
Me: Umm... it's canada... it's where all the hippes went during vietnam... I'm sure you can find some lol
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Champ: No.
Me: Really? Awesome!
Champ: Yeah hot heads usually have calmed down period.
Me: -.-
In the kitchen mum cutting up fruit. Me: Mum I've given up on the whole motorcycle idea,
Mum: *smiles slightly* Glad to hear it,
Me: Yeah, you were right. . . I've decided I want a plane instead.
Mum: *smile fades* You do realize I am holding a knife in my hands at the moment...*says without looking up and trying to sound all sinister like.*
Me: *shocked- not like mum to say such things, I think she's been around me too long* ...Laughs.
