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This is where I shall post all of my fanfic! Anyone may comment, but please don't make it all completely random chat.

New fanfic every week!

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Analeese California Whatever Evil walked into a restaurant in The Charming Kingdom. She was looking rather fabulous today, wearing torn up jeans and a pink t-shirt that said 'Please do not annoy the writer. They will put you in a book and kill you'. Analeese flipped her dark purple hair as she sat down at a table. Then she frowned. Where was her date?

A waiter came to serve Analeese, but she waved him off. "My date hasn't arrived yet." she said, bitterness in her tone. She had been so looking forward to this! The waiter walked away, and Analeese sighed. This was the Land of Stories. She'd read about this place for years. She hadn't expected to be so disappointed here.

That was when a man jogged into the restaurant. He wore a yellow bag over his head, with two holes he could see out of and 1 hole he could eat out of.

"Oh my gosh dude, FINALLY! Why were you so late?!" Analeese exclaimed angrily as the Masked Man sat down.

"I was busy." The Masked Man grumbled.

Analeese rolled her eyes. "Whatever." she plastered a wide grin on her face. "So anyway, what have you been doing lately?"

"Whatever I want!" The Masked Man snapped angrily. Analeese frowned again. Why in the name of TLOS had she asked this guy out? She may as well go back to the Otherworld and continue to stare at her cute crush.

"Can I call you MM? For, ya know, Masked Man?" Analeese asked hopefully. The Masked Man frowned deeply, obvious disgusted. "Alrighty, MM it is then! But what's your real name?"

"Like I'd tell you." MM snapped. Why is he so grumpy? Analeese wondered.

"Have a bad day?" she asked him, trying to sound comforting.

"NO!" MM yelled. Other people in the restaurant were starting to stare at them. Analeese noticed the restaurant's manager staring at them from the kitchen door.

"You might want to lower your voice." Analeese told MM quietly.

MM snorted. "I've had enough of this. I need to go find ways to take over the worlds. Bye, Anita Evens." he said. MM stood up, turned around, and stomped out of the restaurant.

Analeese snorted angrily. "I'm Analeese Evil! And I'm going to write bad things about you in my review of a Grimm Warning on Goodreads.com!" she shouted after him. What a jerk! Analeese thought furiously. Then she checked her wristwatch. Uh oh! She was going to be late for her date in another kingdom! Analeese got up and ran out of the restaurant quickly.

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Who should I go on a date with next...

How about Connor or Froggy

Ooh, maybe! Or I could suddenly meet one of the female characters.

For female do Bree or Alex. For Alex ask her what she thinks of you dating Connor.

Lol! That would be funny.

Imagine Bree's reaction

LOL!

How about Reds reaction to You dating Froggy

Hahaha, that would be awesome! "WHAT? CHARLIE DUMPED ME? BUT HOW COULD HE?"

You should do it!

I think I will!

Gotta go sorry but you should definitely do that idea.

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Warning! Spoilers for A Grimm Warning Below!

(view spoiler)[Analeese California Whatever Evil entered the palace of Queen Red Riding Hood. It wasn't even really Red Riding Hood's kingdom anymore. It was Charlie Charming's. There were rumors that Red and Charlie were engaged to be married. Analeese had come here determined to find out if this was true. She'd gotten a small job as a journalist in the Land of Stories, and this was her first interview. Analeese carried 3 pens and a journal in her purse.

"Wow." Analeese said under her breath, gazing at the huge palace. It was honestly amazing. A teenaged servant suddenly came up to her. A very cute servant...Analeese thought, but she waved those thoughts aside as the boy led her to Red Riding Hood's room.

"No! I want that dress! Gah, will somebody please polish these shoes really quickly!" Analeese could hear movement and quiet voices emanating from the room. She pressed her ear to the huge scarlet red door as the servant boy left. The voices all quieted down very suddenly, and Analeese jumped back as the door was opened.

"Hello!" Red Riding exclaimed. She was sitting in a very large, very grand and fancy looking chair in the center of the room. "Welcome to my kingdom, Amanda Ellis!" Analeese smiled nervously.

"Actually, my name is..." Analeese began to correct Red politely, but she was interrupted.

"Please! Sit! I don't have much time before Charlie and I go out to dinner!" Red exclaimed cheerfully, gesturing to a smaller red chair across from her own. Charlie, my next date...Analeese thought. She sat down in the chair, and had to stifle a gasp. It was beyond soft!

"So, um, just a sec..." Analeese said, pulling her journal and one of her pens out of her purse. "So, how do you feel to be here today?" Analeese asked Red, starting the interview.

"Just wonderful! I'm so honored to be interviewed right now, it's a truly amazing feeling! Have you ever been interviewed before? I doubt that you have, but it's the best feeling!" Red said very quickly. Analeese could hardly write fast enough to keep up with her. "You know, I've been planning every detail of this interview for so long now! It takes absolutely forever to pick out the perfect dress!"

Analeese smiled and nodded as she finished writing. This is going to be a lot harder than I thought she thought. "So, there's been a lot of rumors going around that you and King Charlie are engaged. Is this true?" Analeese asked.

Red giggled and clapped her hands together. "I'm so glad that you asked me that, because the answer is yes! I'm going to be a queen again, and we're going to have a beautiful wedding, and we're going to be super happy together!" she exclaimed.

Analeese grinned. "That's wonderful!" she said. "How far off is the wedding?"

"It's not far off at all. It's going to be really soon! Just as soon as we figure out all the last details!" Red said.

Analeese's wristwatch suddenly started beeping. "Oops, gotta go! This interview was lots of fun, Red!" Analeese exclaimed, standing up and putting her journal and pen in her purse. "But I have to go on a date with Froggy now."

Red's eyes widened. "WHAT??? BUT CHARLIE NEVER DUMPED ME! HE CAN'T BE DATING YOU? HOW IS HE DATING YOU???" Red shouted. Analeese didn't answer, she was busy running away. (hide spoiler)]

I'll read these later!

Awesome!,

Nice, these are very funny! But, just wondering, why does everyone get your name wrong?

It's supposed to be a joke.

I see you've skipped a couple of weeks...

Well, I get busy.

Me, I just forget.

Crud, I haven't done this in forever. :( Argh, I'll do it soon. Gotta work on Red now.

It's okay. Haven't done mine in forever, either.