Dare to Dream discussion

So a little boy goes to his father and pulls his pants down and says:

Boy: " Dad what is this?"

Father: " Son thats your car park it in as many garages as you can."

Then a little girl goes to her mom and pulls her pants down and says:

Girl: " Mom what is this?"

Mother: " Hon thats your garage don't let any boy park his car in there."

So the next day the little girl comes home with blood all over her hands and then says:

Mom: " Oh my gosh what happend?"

Girl: " Oh some boy tried to park his car in my garage so I ripped off his back tires."

thx

a blonde and a bernette are in a parking lot trying to get into their car after they locked the keys in it.
bernette: hurry up!
blonde: im trying!
bernette: hurry its starting to rain and the top is down!

here's one i heard long ago in a stand up routine

a bear & a rabbit are taking a dump in the woods

the bear says to the rabbit- do you have any problem with shit sticking to your fur?

the rabbit says no i don't

so the bear wiped his ass with the rabbit

What did the bartender say after a book walked into the bar?

"Please, no stories!"

One day a man goes to a pet shop to buy a parrot. The assistant takes the man to the parrot section and asks the man to choose one. The man asks, ''How much is the yellow one?''

The assistant says, ''$2000.'' The man is shocked and asks the assistant why it's so expensive. The assistant explains, ''This parrot is a very special one. He knows typewriting and can type really fast.''

''What about the green one?'' the man asks.

The assistant says, ''He costs $5000 because he knows typewriting and can answer incoming telephone calls and takes notes.''

''What about the red one?'' the man asks.

The assistant says, ''That one's $10,000.''

The man says, ''What does HE do?''

The assistant says, ''I don't know, but the other two call him boss.''

Rachel wrote: "here's one i heard long ago in a stand up routine

a bear & a rabbit are taking a dump in the woods

the bear says to the rabbit- do you have any problem with shit sticking to your fur?

the rabbit..."

I like that one :-)

Shangre wrote: "One day a man goes to a pet shop to buy a parrot. The assistant takes the man to the parrot section and asks the man to choose one. The man asks, ''How much is the yellow one?''

The assistant say..."

Like :-)