SHERlocked discussion

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Sherlock's home... what's he up to now?

Watson: Sherlock!!!! Stop that incessant noise this instant! How do you expect me to concentrate?

(what is he up to???)

(He could be playing his violin).

(Nah - Violin playing cannot not bring out that amount of !!!!)

Sherlock: Bored, bored boooooooored! Find me something to do, THEN 'll stop shooting the wall. Anyway, what are you "concentrating" on?

Watson: If you must know, I am currently going through the list of cases supplied by Scotland Yard.

We have an amazing line of choices. Would you like to hear?

*Anderson walks hurriedly into the room* New case update, there was no time to put it on the site. Sherlock, you'll want to hear this.

Sherlock: What is it now? Have you discovered what happened to that £2 you lost the other day? I'm sure John has some much more interesting cases.
*Despite seeming disinterested, Sherlock sits up and wraps his dressing gown round him.

Watson: Well you have two choices. A very interesting young lady has come forth requesting our services. She has lost something very valuable to her. It was last seen in her purse a few days ago and can no longer be found anywhere.

Secondly there is the strangest old coot who requested an audience with us. He claims to have some interesting information regarding a dog fighting ring.

What shall it be *waiving two files in front of Sherlock*

Dog fighting? Dull. Give that to Lestrade. What is the missing object?

Watson: It is a very old key chain passed down from her great-great grandmother. It is distinguishable by the big owl on the family crest.

Sherlock: I see. Depending on what Anderson has to say, I'll decide which case to take. Anderson?

Take the owl case. I love owls, maybe I could help :-Z

Not your advice, Anderson! I wanted to know what the case was that was so important.

But Sherlock! I can be useful too, I can speak German and I'm a detective! I just want to be your friend :-(

You're not a detective, you're a forensic scientist. Now tell me what this case is or I will shoot your new dinosuar wallpaper. How did I know you have new dinosaur wallpaper? You were in B&Q yesterday in the children's wallpaper aisle, you love dinosaurs, you have wallpaper paste on the back of your hand, and Mrs Hudson asked you if you'd got your new wallpaper up yet when you were down there.

John, what is the missing key chain about and why is it so special? Who are these people?

ANDERSON TELL ME THE CASE!!!

It's John that told you the cases, you just asked me to tell you what case you should do. I think you should do the owl case Sherlock.
(I think you need to read back in the conversation a few comments)

((You said: *Anderson walks hurriedly into the room* New case update, there was no time to put it on the site. Sherlock, you'll want to hear this.))

Watson: It is a family heirloom. Over a century old. Anderson, my dear man, I am just as curious about your case update.

(Merrp. Remember, Anderson can be vair thick sometimes lol). You won't believe this Sherlock, but there has been vampire sightings. And not just those crazy fans that think they are real, but the public. I have video evidence right here. *pulls out phone from jacket pocket and sets it on the video and hands it to Sherlock.*

((Lol))

Sherlock: Fine. But it better not be like that time at 2am when you came and interrupted my violin playing because you thought you saw a dinosaur and it turned out to be an advert on a billboard for "The Hobbit" and it was a picture of Smaug who had his wings obscured by a tree.

(I haven't read the Hobbit yet. )

((me neither)) Sherlock, this is serious, just watch the video.

((Neither, but I know enough about it. Smaug is the dragon, who, might I add, is played by Ben))

Sherlock: Fine. Give it here.

(I just started reading The Hobbit yesterday!)

(Cool! I couldn't even be bothered with Lord of the Rings!) Sherlock, I just holded it out to you! Just watch the footage

((We watched some of the first one - after the "my precious" scene it all went pear-shaped because it was just Jess and I saying "my preciouuuussss!!!" and "the filthy hobbitses has the ring!" etc.)

Sherlock: Really, Anderson? Holded? I take it you dropped out of school at an early age. *Sherlock takes the phone and looks at the video*

((This is Anderson we're talking about. My preciouuuuussssss!!!))
Anderson: So, what do you think?

"Well it certainly seems authentic." Sherlock zooms in.
"Interesting; it does appear that they're actually drinking the victim's blood."

Watson: Let me see!

Anderson: He looks just like that dude in Twilight... What's his name? Maybe he's one of those crazy Dracula fans in a mask...?

Sherlock: Anderson, for one he's a boy. I'm quite certain that most 'Twilight' fans are girls, and I really don't think even crazy fangirls would drink blood.

Anderson: I take it you haven't watched the movies then....

SH: Of course I haven't!

Anderson: You really should, they're very.... cool.

Mrs. Hudson walks in "Sherlock! what have you done to my wall? Mrs. Turner said she heard some noises and i came as fast as i could! Sherlock Holmes, u are going to pay for that repair. u know, i was having lunch with Mr. Chaterjee, n u ruined it!"

Sherlock: Lunch? How dull. Just like everything else around here. How about you go and find me a nice murder, Mrs Hudson? Then I'll stop shooting your wall.

Mrs. Hudson: oh dear! That's not decent Sherlock. I am going, have to bake some cookies, and u should keep it down!"
(goes away. then, voice comes from kitchen downstairs)
"Sherlock! What is your riding crop doing in my oven?"

Sherlock: Oh, I accidentally hit... er... something so hard that it got all bent. I was just heating it up so I could mold it back into shape.

Watson: Excuse him Mrs. Hudson. He has been all bent out if shape lately due to the mysterious silence from Ms. Adler

Sherlock: I have been bent out of shape?! I can assure that my body is perfectly vertical. I'm going to get my riding crop!
*Sherlock goes off in a huff and comes back a couple of minutes later, reshaping his riding crop.

Watson: Am I supposed to be shaking in my boots now dear fellow?

Sherlock: If I strike fear into your heart with a simple riding crop, then yes. I'm going to go and see Molly; I've run out of feet.

Mrs. Hudson: oh, could you take these buiscuits to Mr.Chaterjee on the way and tell him they are from me?
(( i dunno. i can't resist putting mr. chaterjee in here))

Sherlock: *imitates Mrs Hudson* not you housekeeper! *Sherlock takes the plate anyway*