After the End RP discussion

This game is easy and quite fun I'll give you an example below

Person 1: I wish I could get a cheap car

Person 2: Granted but it will not have a battery
I wish I had a laptop

Person 3: Granted, but the Screen is cracked..

And so forth.

I'll start with:

I wish I was awesomer

Granted, but you were to awesome that the earth exploded so everyone moved to Mars

I wish I had a mansion

Granted, but its haunted by ghost who constantly try to pocess your spirit to sell to the devil.


I wish I had special powers.

Okay, but you had to many, and your head exploded from overload of power

I wish I could jump off my roof without getting hurt. (Use logic)

Granted, but you died. It was a painless death.

I wish I had a pet tiger.

Granted but it ate your whole family.

I wish I was famus

Granted , but you were trampled to death by the paparazzi.

I wish I had wings.

Granted, but they broke in mid-flight and you plummeted to your death

I wish I was exactly three inches taller.

May you4 wish b my command...though you will be executed for witchcraft because you grew 3" so quickly.

I wish i was a chime child.

Granted, but you died.
I wish that I could break my leg. (Heehee)

granted though your leg gets infected and is chopped off and your future beholds that you break a leg and the other gets infected and chopped off so you end up legless.

i wish that i have the best life in the world with nothing bad happening. hehe

Okay, but that lasts for a day, when you get a life full of random pains at random moments for using witchcraft.

I wish that Santa Clause was real!

Santa Clause becomes real, he decides to take over the world by giving children toys that torture them until their parents vote for him to become overlord.
I wish I had my braces taken off.

Granted, but you had to get a thousand surgeries to fix you teeth because the braces didn't work.

I wish I could get my braces already.

You get them immediately but have to keep them on for the rest of your life and the pain never goes away.
I wish I knew how to play guitar.

Granted, but you were never allowed to touch another guitar.

I wish I had less friends.

Granted, but all the people who were once your friends hate you and the people who are your friends gossip about you behind your back.
I wish I was famous.

Granted, but you were famous for being a criminal.

I wish I was a movie star and actress.

Granted, but your acting was terrible and your movies were horrendous and someone hated you so much they killed you.
I wish I was in love. ((Not really. ;P

Granted, but your lover hated you
I wish I could have the gut to tell My friend her boyfriend is cheating.

Granted.

But your friend thought you were a liar and tried to ruin every relationship you had after that.


I wish I was queen of the world.

granted but the royal line was a bloodline so you were killed so the person could take your place.

i wish that my cap was blue.

Granted.

but there was a spell cast on it and you had to wear it on your head for the rest of your life.

I wish I could have any man I want.

Granted but he would never love you back...

I wish that I could have any book that I choose.

granted but you will have a rot touch so all of the books will rot and die in your hands.

i wish the next person who posts will have nothing to say!

-telecommunication- Granted, but you can't say anything either,
I wish I had a lollipop.

Granted, but it was poisoned.

I wish I was not as creepy.

granted but you were not as creepy, you were creepier. wahahahaha.

I wish that my next wish in my mind will be granted.

Granted, but whatever it was would include you being poisoned.
I wish I wasn't alone right now.

Granted...but he will befriend you and eventually come to the stage of killing you...

I wish I am in heaveb.

Granted, but you went through a long and exetremely painful death to get there.

I wish I could stop being so upset..

Granted, but you became so happy that you became self centered and people made you sad again.
I wish I had something to eat.

Granted, but it has maggots and sweevils in it..

I wish the mountain lion would go away...

Granted but then it would eat other little children.

I wish that summer would come faster...

Granted, but it came back to haunt your dreams every night.
I wish I had more stuffed animals

Granted, but they are possessed and kill you in your sleep

I wish I had cookies..

Granted by they will all be stale and poisoned.

I wish that I could have Insurgent sooner!

Granted but it will have rotten, smelly pages which are unreadable.

I wish I can dance the flamingo.

granted, but people won't like you and throw smelly things at you for learning it.

I wish it wasn't so easy to burn yourself on a stove..

granted but it wasnt so easy, it was very easy.


I wish that I would get a good, new, interesting book.

Granted, but it burns to ash when you try to open it..

I wish I didn't have anxiety all the time

Granted but you will be over confident and do horrid things.

I wish that i had a fairy godmother who is always nice

Granted, but you cause the end of the world.

I wish my significant other would get me flowers o///o

granted but in them will be poisinous bugs

i wish you were dead. idontmeanit

Granted but I will haunt you forever! (lol)

I wish I had a cat.

haha granted but the cat will tear you to pieces.

i wish that i am spinning.

Granted but you wont be able to ever stop, even as you spin of the bridge.

I wish there was no school tommorrow.