Proud Of It! discussion
My Randomness
>
Crack Some Jokes!
date
newest »
newest »
A blond walks into a library and walks up to the librarian and her desk and shouts "I would like a burger, small fries, and a small soda. The librarian says "Ma'am this is a library."
The blond says "Oh ok." then she whispers "I would like a burger, small fries, and a small soda."
How does a blond kill a fish?By drowning it.
ok, one day a blonde walks to her mail-box, and checks it then comes back inside, then five min. later she checks it again, this goes on for some time now, and her neighbor watches her, one day she asks "why are you doing that?" the Blonde replies: my computer says I have mail.
What did u mean??? No cricket jokes
I don't watch cricket :P I prefer football
I like PINK!!! Which World Cup? Cricket?
I think Sri Lanka .
Ps I told u I don't watch cricket
I think Sri Lanka .
Ps I told u I don't watch cricket
I told u I don't watch cricket!!!!!
My dad doesn't , my brother is very small and like me prefers football and my grandpa watches it sometimes but is not crazy about it besides I go out of the room when cricket or some soppy serial is on.
I'm not a fan of my country in case u forgot :P
Shrishti music-psyche Garg wrote: "Breakup, IPL style!!To make a breakup less painful,
Guy throws six cricket balls at the girl.
Girl- what the h*ll?!
Boy- it's 'over'.....
IPL- Indian premier league (cricket)"
ahahah now thats funnayyyyy
August 15 isn't it * sarcasm* I do have a bit of GK shrishti
ahaha for some reason i find u guys (meghna and shristi)funny
*grin* anytime
This one gets me every damn time. XD
what pencil did Hamlet use?2B or not 2B?
In America, you shoot cannon. In Soviet Russia, cannon shoot YOU!In America, you eat Burger King. In Soviet Russia, Burger King eat YOU!
In America, you watch TV. In Soviet Russia, TV watch YOU!!
In America, you pee in toilet. In Soviet Russia, toilet pee on YOU!
In Soviet Russia, Russian reversal reverses you!
In America, you update blog. In Soviet Russia, blog updates YOU!
In America, you play dvds. In Soviet Russia, dvds play YOU!
In Matrix, you bend spoon.
In Soviet Russia, spoon bends YOU!In America, you find where is Waldo. In Soviet Russia, Waldo finds where is YOU!
In Mozilla Firefox, you keep tabs in browser. In Soviet Russia, browser keep tabs on YOU!
In California, you can always find a party. In Soviet Russia, The Party can always find YOU!
In America, you pwn n00b; in Soviet Russia, n00bs pwn YOU!
In America, you play with dog. In Soviet Russia, dog plays with YOU!
In Soviet Russia, rule remembers YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, exception makes YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, List reads YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, reversal writes YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, shirt wears YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, T-shirt reads YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, Quote Reads YOU!!
Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
In Soviet Russia
Poem writes YOU!!
“In Soviet Russia, foo' pities YOU!!'”
~ Russian reversal on Mr. T
“In Zombie Russia, brain eats YOU!!'”
~ Russian reversal on Zombie
“In Doggie Russia, car chases YOU!!'”
~ Russian reversal on Dog
“In Soviet Russia fox fires YOU!!'”
~ Russian reversal on Firefox
“In Soviet Russia, Google searches YOU!!'”
~ Russian reversal on Google
“In Soviet Russia, clown punches YOU!!'”
~ Russian reversal on masturbation
“In Soviet Russia, battleship sinks YOU!!'”
~ Russian reversal on Battleships™
“In Communist Cuba, we eliminate hunger. In Soviet Russia, hunger eliminates YOU!!'”
~ Fidel Castro on politics
“In Soviet Russia, This Can't Touch YOU!!'”
~ Russian reversal on MC Hammer
“In Soviet Russia, dead horse flogs YOU!!!'”
~ Russian reversal on flogging a dead horse
In Soviet Russia, also sees YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, baby aborts YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, car drives YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, monkey spanks YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, toilet flushes YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, road forks YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, fish catches YOU!
In Soviet Russia, radio listens to YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, chair sits on YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, cold catches YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, cow tips YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, sentence finishes YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, bong hits YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, bucket kicks YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, TV watches YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, steak grills YOU!!!
In Soviet Russia, CD burns YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, bar walks into YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, ass kicks YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, Waldo finds YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, n00b pwns j00!!!
In Soviet Russia, bag punches YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, frog dissects YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, kitten huffs YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, mouse traps YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, remote controls YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, movie pirates YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, day seizes YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, picture hangs YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, bank robs YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, deer hunts YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, roulette turns YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, laundry hangs YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, toast burns YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, corn pops YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, nut cracks YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, weight gains YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, Pokemon catches YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, dust bites YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, rocket launches YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, Tree chops YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, reversal reads YOU!!
In America, before editing a page, you read the instructions. In Soviet Russia instruction reads YOU!!!
In Soviet Russia, joke ruins YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, above ignores YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, mad cow shoots YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, crow scares YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, Big Brother watches YOU!
I had to. my brother was telling the soviet russia jokes a lot last night and they stuck in my head
Sorarin Kimura *{Making things worse since 1998}* wrote: "Here's one for the Potterheads:Why did Barty Crouch jr stop drinking?
Because it was making him Moody!"
Ohmygawd! Sora! I love it!!!!! I have to remember that!!!
why should you never date a tennis player?????because love means nothing to them
Whats the longest word in the english language?Smiles because there's a mile between the S's
What did the grape say after the elephant sat on it? Nothing, it just let out a little whine!
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop!
What did the traffic light say to the car? Don't look, I'm changing.