Complaint Department discussion

In this story game each player takes turns writing up to any number of words. The story continues until a player writes "And the all lived happily ever after." They do not have to live happily ever after in fact the characters could all be miserable or dead but nevertheless to end a story and begin another tale it must end with "And the all lived happily ever after."

Important: a story cannot end until it has first reached at least 20 turns though that is only the minimum and stories can go on for as long nobody writes, "And the all lived happily ever after." We hope some story will go on for hundreds of turns so please don't end the story too early.

Example:

Player 1: Ofsgood lived in the hills between the mountain and river
Player 2: He played rickety jicket with his friend Cornelius.
Player 3: All the day long it was rickety jicket for them.
Player 4: One day Ofsgood got tired of ricklety jicket.
Player 5: And Cornelius said lets go play by the river
[assume 15 more turns have passed]
player 21 So Ofsgood said that was the funnest game ever
player 22 and put his clothes back on.
Player 23 It was so fun they never played jickety ricket again
Player 24 And they all lived happily ever after.
Player 25: Once upon a time there was a great big
Player 26: handsome and totally ripped jock who lived in a box.
Player 27: they called him jock-in-the-box.

This game is dedicated to Bill's kissing neigbors in Oberlin , Ohio.

Wait wait come back you forgot your

tickets to the train! Heinrich yelled to the bouncing box.

And Edward Box bounced to a stop. Slowly, he turned

around, blinking slowly and held out a unsteady hand. "Sorry," he said.

Heinrich gripped the Coast Starlight eTicket, wheezing and dripping sweat

Heinrich smiled. "How do you have fun with all your clothes on?"

Edward smiled ' I could take them off'.

Edward snatched his ticket 'ere it became illegible. "I'm not gallivanting nude!"

So Edward Box went back to bouncing and Heinrich sat and pouted.

Until bug-eyed Brant invited him to

explore the caves of Wobbly Cobbly looking for magical wish bringer stones.

Heinrich wore a Sergio Canales jersey and bat repellant, and packed

his dibbly tool for dobbling pesky

spiders and other trogolofauna

Off they went into the dark caves until they found glowing rocks.

In the phosphorous light, Heinrich and Brant delighted in find their way

But Edward Box tripped on the rocks and fell into the pit of magic stones.

And there among them sat Brandon Fox weaving new magic spells

And he cast a spell over Heinrich and Brant and Edward

Who all turned into replicas of Brandon. It was very confusing

So Brandon changed them back and invited them to tea

they all sat down and had cream and jam scones and talked about

the weather and what they would wear to church on Sunday

Which was fast approaching and they didn't want to look scruffy so

Brandon reminded them his thing was sex-magic, not church…

And that put big smiles on all their faces

until Brandon Fox called the copyright police about the sex magic©.

note see: Apprenticed to Pleasure

And so they deferred the sex magic

And used Tantric Sex instead.

but they had forgotten the user guide and so

made everything up along the way...

until the GUI engaged

they were sent to church where Reverend Ijeoma read from the Bible saying

"and lusted after her paramours there, whose members were like those of donkeys, and whose emission was like that of stallions. Thus you longed for the lewdness of your youth, when the Egyptians fondled your bosom and caressed your young breasts."

Ezekiel 23:20-21 NRSV

To your tents oh Israel!!!!! And you three too.

"I had put off my garment; how could I put it on again? I had bathed my feet; how could I soil them? My beloved thrust his hand into the opening, and my inmost being yearned for him."

Song of Solomon 5:4 NRSV

The magic sex stones worked. The Bible was the sexiest book they ever knew!

And so Heinrech, Brant and Edward decided to go home for supper

day dreaming of donkey members and emissions of stallions.

And feasted on oysters with scallions,

with mint sauce over lamb medallions.

After about a dozen oysters Heinrich said to Brandt, "Thy lips are like a thread of scarlet,

and thy speech is comely: thy temples are like a piece of a pomegranate within thy locks.

Thy neck is like the tower of David builded for an armoury, whereon there hang a thousand bucklers, all shields of mighty men.

Thy two breasts are like two young roes that are twins, which feed among the lilies.

Until the day break, and the shadows flee away, I will get me to the mountain of myrrh, and to the hill of frankincense.

Heinrich was really into the Bible and he was really into Brandt too!

Brandt replied,

"Very nice but I prefer Harry Potter, was there tantric sex in that? ... That would be hot! Ooooooh Dobby the house gnome... Come to daddy! Woot! "

And what about me? Said Edward feeling totally excluded from the ode to Brandt