On The Other Side discussion

Valentin; It's the thread where everyone talks about me, for those who don't know. ;)

Me; Please...just...put up with him? >.>

V; Yeah, they'll be talking about you being gay for me; I'm straight, dude, lay off the winks. But at least it's good to know I'm a candidate for both sexes ;) *pops collar*

Me; Valetin! Be nice! I'm sorry, J...I'm sure it's his PMS for guys month...if such exists...lol

Valentin; Speak for yourself; I forget how far up your heads are in your asses, sometimes.

Me; Yeah...definitely...>.> *sighs* It's the start of a beautiful friendship, right?

Valentin; *to Temperance* Why hello there, beautiful; I don't believe we've met properly - I'm Valentin~

Valentin; That thing has been in places you'll never see, dumbass.

Me; Hah....yeah..>.<

Valentin; It's not as nice as you, darling; now forgive me, but I'm going to need a name to go with such beautiful countenance.

Ryker: Girls, girls, there's enough of little Temp to go around.

Me: Aand that's Ryker for ya. Completely barges in unannounced

Ryker: Why the fuck should I announce my presence? I think talking pretty much does the trick.

Me: You know, one of these days, someome's going to make you wash your mouth out with soap.

Ryker: *smirks* Don't you just sound ever so concerned about my well-being?

Zyalle: Beep, beep, baby on board

Me: Well, hello, friends

Me; *pushes Eli*

Eli; I don't want to be here...

Me; Quit being so recluse and go make friends! (^-^)

Eli; *stands awkwardly*

Me; That's his way of saying hello. Hey ya'll!

Me: Hi, Chicky!

Zyalle: So, how is everyone today?

Me; Hi, Sea! How are you?

Eli; I'm good. How are you? >.>

Me; Good boy, Eli.

Evelina: Hi people! *skips around* How is everyone?
Jasper: Well I'm bored.
Sibylle: Why am I here?
Oz: . . . >.>
Talulla: Oh I'm just floating around in non-existence because SOMEONE won't finish me
Me: ;-; I'm trying. . .

Me: I'm doing fine! I had to get off earlier because of my mom >.>

Zyalle: I'm doing great, considering. Why are there so many people here? Is it gonna get loud?

>.> so quiet...

Evalyn: *to Sebastian* No need to act like you're better than sliced bread.

Me: I already sense rivalship brewing.

Evalyn: *turns to look at Zyalle* Why on earth would you ever want to be pregnant?

Evelina: Kemper! *hugs him back* Sorry I've been gone for long.... Work was just crazy.
Oz: Yeah "work" must be crazy. What do you do again.
Evelina: Oh uh I um you know, I am a sales woman. I just have to like everywhere. . . .
Oz: Yeah sureeee

Zyalle: It wasn't really a choice, to say the least. But, I'm fine with it!

Evalyn: You chose to spread your legs, hon. That makes it a choice. *rolls eyes at Sebastian* I think that rock over there is better than you.

Me: Tis true, J. Not to mention Evalyn will most likely have rivalries with everyone xD

Evelina: Oh you did? *kisses him* How'd it go? See, I told you you'd get to do that add! Aaand you didn't believe me. *looks at Oz* Oh nothing, he's just joking around. Ozzie actually works with me. Sometimes. Anyways, enough about that, tell me how'd it all go?
Oz: Hmm? Me? Yeah I work with your pretty little girlfriend there *coughs and looks away* So uh. . . pregnant? Aren't there like pills and other contraceptions so that doesn't happen?
Evelina: But children are beautiful, why is it so bad she's pregnant? Do you know if it's a boy or girl yet?
Oz: You're older than I am, yet you don't know what's wrong with this picture
Evelina: . . . no . . . . I actually want children some day. Like lots and lots of children. *smiles at Kemper* What about you?
Jasper: Ew. Children. Why would you even want them?

Zyalle: I dunno which gender it is yet; I wanted Tue surprise. I kinda hope for a boy. *to herself * shut up, we're not cutting her. Gosh, she just said that I spread my legs. *to Evalyn and and Oz* there was supposed to be use of said products to keep this from happening but the diphole of a father forgot them and then left us. I'm going to murder him sometime soon, though. *smiles* And if you tell, I might have to do the same thing to you.
Wait, where we again?

Oz: That's still your own fault. You could have been on the pill, or reminded the guy to wear a condom. *rolls eyes* Yea... I'd like to see you try
Evelina: Well aren't you an unpleasant pregnant woman...

Zyalle: No, seriously, where were we? I'm really lost right now. It's hard to here over all the voices in my head. The angels never shut up. And I did remind him. He said he had it covered. And I've killed before. Maybe a few months before I was born, but it's still killing.

Evalyn: The angels? You hear voices in your head and decided they were angels? I assume you're not on meds about this......and so you're pregnant. I do hope you don't end up killing your baby.

Arthur: *shifts uncomfortably in the presence of Zyalle*

Me: *pats arthur's head* It's okay to be around pregnant ladies.

Zyalle: Yes, well, no. Stop it, you're confusing me. I'm not gonna kill my baby, and no, I'm not taking medication. Mom tells me not to, and the doctor says I shouldn't. I'm not gonna kill my baby. Why does everyone think that?

Me: Um...I wonder why myself.

Evelina: . . . . even I don't know what to say here. Just don't go around killing people. Because that's bad. . .
Oz: Yep what she said . . .
Evelina: Lalalalalal. . . . Oh look, a penny!
Oz: . . . .
Me: >.> I don't even know . . .

Zyalle: Bad things happen.

Me: I'm sorry, really >.>

Evelina: Bad things happen, but you don't have to be the source of them.
Oz: *nods*

Zyalle: Know what, if I want a lecture from someone, I can just go to the priests.

Oz: Then go, you need one. Like maybe they'll teach you to get married first before you go around spreading your legs wide open to any guy who wants it.
Evelina: Well that was a little harsh Ozzie . . . . >.>
Oz: *shrugs*

Me: Let's provoke the already unstable person, yeah?

Zyalle: If you have nothing nice to say, don't say anything at all.

Oz: Says the girl who just threatened to kill people here.
Evelina: *coughs*
Me: *drags Ozzie away* Yeah I don't want you dying before I rp you somewhere
Oz: Whatever. *rolls eyes*

Me: That was interesting.
Alven: *shuffles in silently*
Zyalle: *forcing smile and talking to herself* Nope, no, not today. Not when we're this close. *clears throat* The angels said to apologize for the outburst, so I will do: I'm sorry.

[Me] What is happening? Did this die? O.O

[Me] We must bring it back to life!