I Read Therefore I Am discussion

August 15th 2013

What do you call a singing computer?

(view spoiler)[A Dell - as in Adele - get it! (hide spoiler)]

Adele :)

Yes!!

August 16th 2013

What did one maths book say to the other maths book?

(view spoiler)[ Man, have I got problems... (hide spoiler)]

August 17th 2013

How do you make a fruit punch?

(view spoiler)[ Teach it how to box! (hide spoiler)]

One of my all time favourites:

When they were first married Paul McCartney brought Heather Mills a plane.

And a lady shave for the other leg...

Snort!!!!!!

August 18th 2013

Where do rabbits learn to fly?

(view spoiler)[The Hare Force! (hide spoiler)]

August 19th 2013

What did the blanket say to the bed?

Don't worry I've got you covered!!

August 20th 2013

Why did the house go to the Doctors

Because it had window panes !!

August 21st 2013

Why don't footballers sweat?

Because of all the fans!

August 22nd 2013

What do you have if you have 3 oranges in one hand and 4 in the other?

Very big hands!